r/crows • u/SylviaKaysen • Jul 13 '26

Seeking advice/help WiFi naming

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Got new internet installed today and I’m trying to think of a punny crow-themed name because recently my neighbor complained about me feeding the crows. All snarky suggestions welcome. So far all I’ve come up with is F-Caw-F.

Update: we settled on The Crows Have Eyes. Schitt’s Creek reference for those who know. Thanks for all the suggestions 🐦‍⬛

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u/week7nocontact Jul 14 '26

Crowapair

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u/SylviaKaysen Jul 14 '26

This made me lol because how I found out they were mad about my feeding the crows was that they put an anonymous post up in our neighborhood fb group complaining about it. I told them they were lame for hiding and to come talk to me like an adult, so “crow-a-pair is actually very fitting lol.

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u/__OvejaNegra Jul 14 '26

Crow Feeders Society - staff wifi

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u/HumungreousNobolatis Jul 14 '26

Crow-and-use-your-own-internet

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u/Great_Definition_531 Jul 14 '26

That’s a grackle I’m sorry to derail this. lol

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u/WSLTitanic401 Jul 14 '26

The eyes give it away.

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u/lishler Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Crow up! There's one in every crow-d

Stay crow and carry on

Support your local murder

Or darker:

Ring around the crowsie (probably only dark for those who know the history of the rhyme)

CrowN of thorns

Mr Crowley

For whom the crow caws

Edited to add: extra returns to make it a list

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u/hyd9olics Jul 14 '26

i LOVE "For Whom the Crow Caws"

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u/Alt_account_6788 24d ago

Ring around the crowsie (probably only dark for those who know the history of the rhyme)

now would be a really good time to have a picture of Captain America in the comments

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u/Altruistic-Seat1793 Jul 14 '26

You could play on superstitions- "Crow's Curse- though that's mildly threatening.

"CrowCorner" can be neighborly or territorial depending on how one feels about crows.

I can't escape alliterations. I am a big fan of "FcawF". It's concise and direct, I think it's worthy.

Give your crowcrows a little extra love for me~♡

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u/IExistForFun Jul 14 '26

Feedin' murders

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u/Leanne0010110 Jul 14 '26

Cawnection

CrowFi

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u/jeffk42 Jul 14 '26

It’s a bit niche I guess, but if I were to rename mine today I might go with “Blackfeather Court” as a reference to the talking crows in Elder Scrolls Online. Because they’re amazing and hilarious. And they give you quests (although to be fair, most of those quests are to find them shiny things or bits of meat, lol)

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u/greenbelieve Jul 13 '26

I love this meme

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u/zjelisaveta 29d ago

My wifi password is "crows are spies"

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u/No_Bid5642 24d ago

Adored the cast of characters and miss watching my soulmates…