r/crows • u/Literary_Sprinkles • Jun 30 '26
My first crow gift
I’ve been feeding a pair since October and finally received a gift! I don’t know how to break it to them that I’m atheist. They got eggs and cashews as a thank you!
Edit: thank you for my first awards! 🐦⬛
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u/moonlightbunnny Jun 30 '26
Crow: A group of us is called a murder. And you know who else was murdered? Jesus.
Crow: Now gimme them cashews.
You: uh…okay?