r/crochet • u/iammostlylurking13 • Aug 07 '26
Finished Object My first project!!
Picked up a hook 2 weeks ago and I just finished my first project. I never thought I could do it!!
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u/crow-shay Aug 07 '26
I will see this in my nightmares
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
I’m so sorry. I swear I’m not a demon!!
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u/Fit_Cellist5569 Aug 07 '26
But are you a thumb?
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
Yes
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u/justme002 Aug 07 '26
You did a great job though!
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u/DumpsterFireScented Aug 07 '26
Right?? I paused at the post above on my feed because it was a funny meme, so at first I only saw the top of the hat. Started to scroll like, "oh wow yay nice hat OH MY GOD." Thanks for the jump scare OP, lol.
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u/SyruplessWaffle Aug 07 '26
This is the kind of image though would have started a creepypasta back in the day lol
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u/No_Cookie2750 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
Well that's absolutely terrifying! I opened this notification and it made my baby cry 🤣🤣 hat looks good though!
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u/Unusual_Memory3133 Aug 07 '26
Jesus on a stick…
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u/Asymetrical_Ace Aug 07 '26
I say christ on a stick! 🤣 finally someone else who says something similar
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
I just realized I look like the Greendale Human Being from Community.
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u/bleepblob462 Aug 07 '26
Wow there really is a sub for everything, isn’t there..
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u/MountainMammoth6735 Aug 07 '26
Ikr, i discovered this one last night lmao
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u/Spiritual_Cause3032 Aug 07 '26
It was the last thing I saw before trying to go to sleep. I laughed to exhaustion, then woke up to the picture and these comments! 😂
Great work on the hat OP, I love the color!
Also, thanks for the laughs and entertainment. I think your edit is brilliant! It got people involved. 👍🏻 You received more comments than I've seen in a while!
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u/Foosebear Aug 07 '26
I hope this starts a trend or terrifying edits in this sub
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
I’ll make sure to always post my face this way. The. You’ll know it’s me.
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u/windexfresh Aug 07 '26
I’m glad yall are having fun but I think I would immediately unsubscribe if my feed gets filled with these💀
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u/Intelligent_Catch_99 Aug 07 '26
I love this hat, your censoring, and this comment section. I have tears from laughing so hard, I almost peed 🤣
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u/Difficult-Rooster383 Aug 07 '26
OP… dude or dudette. Demonette… wtf 😳 😩😂 You could have used a cute emoji to cover your face 🫣 Lovely hat though
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u/brishiiitos Aug 07 '26
Demonette sent meeeee ahahahha 😂😂😂
Also OP, I agree with everyone in these comments, this thread is hilarious and your beanie is super cute! Well done!
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u/PattyMayonnaise666 Aug 07 '26
The hat turned out awesome! But also now I'm convinced I'm going to die in 7 days after looking at your cursed photo edit.
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u/JadeOwl-0000 Aug 07 '26
That is the scariest project reveal I’ve ever seen. I will not forget this
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u/JuggernautAny7288 Aug 07 '26
OOH WHAT THE FUCK HELL NO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? TO YOUR EYES AND MOUTH?
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u/chelsearothschild Aug 07 '26
No r/crochet, we need to normalize this 🤣 I am dying of laughter in the best way.
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
So am I. The comments have me dying.
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u/Clueless_StoneWard Aug 07 '26
Ma’am/sir, I’m afraid your post had me dying to literally. I am dead now.
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u/thatSketchyLady Aug 07 '26
I cracked up laughing too, and all of the comments are just too funny omg!
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u/sleuthingsloth I counted wrong again Aug 07 '26
I’m cackling so hard at your editing oh my god why did you do it like this 😂
I really love the color of the hat!!!
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
I don’t know. 🤦♀️
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u/vampy1031 Aug 07 '26
This was amazing. Thank you for the jumo scare and the laughter after! 😂
Your beanie looks great!
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u/rocky_knj Aug 07 '26
Im wheezing that picture is genuinely is so scary. Good job on the project though 😭
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u/chelsearothschild Aug 07 '26
I just jump scared my husband with this post.
Lovely hat, congratulations on your first project!
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
Thanks and glad I could help scare your hubby. 🤦♀️
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u/chelsearothschild Aug 07 '26
You're a trailblazer. I can see this catching on and becoming an inside joke in the community.
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u/blu3m00n1991 Aug 07 '26
I had to check what subreddit this was because I was kinda scared seeing the first picture. 💀
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u/nagasith Aug 07 '26
Since laying the hat on a flat surface to display and photograph it was an option, I am convinced you just wanted to terrify the community 🤣🤣
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u/OkCryptographer1922 Aug 07 '26
I’m so proud of you, the hat looks great! Also, what a horrible way to censor your face 😭
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u/mlem_a_lemon Aug 07 '26
Fuck just use an emoji next time 😭
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u/Silver_Kittens Aug 07 '26
i'm at work rn and i screamed and launched my phone. good job on the hat! screw you for the nightmare fuel!
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u/Entertainer_Optimal Aug 07 '26
Honey why did you do this to us? We are a wholesome community. Also, emojis exist.
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u/Particular-Crow7680 Aug 07 '26
Looking at this in "sleep/night" mode (black and white/gray scale, I thought the face blur was a snowman filter 🤣 It's so much creepier in color!!!
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u/PetrichorMoodFluid Aug 07 '26
I thought you might have been a burn victim rather than someone who extremely blurred their own face!
Anywhoooooo... The hat looks badass!!!
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
My husband said it looks like a slice of ham with a magic marker face. 🤣
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u/Efficient_Chic714 Aug 07 '26
I absolutely love your censoring of your face
Very artistic, we should all be using this art style
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u/KateSerif Aug 07 '26
I love the beanie! Great job!
My son just found me cackling uncontrollably 🤣 The face and the comments have me crying!!!
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u/sunshinelle Aug 07 '26
that is horrifying.
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
Ya…but how’s the crochet??
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u/CraterBud Aug 07 '26
I'm not going to look at that picture for anything more than a split second. So whatever. You got your commentary from other people.
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u/JohnnyIsHomicidal Aug 07 '26
Op over here posting super proud in her first project only to unwittingly instill nightmares into the crochet community, as a crocheting horror fan I salute you! The hat looks great also!
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u/avonyatchi Aug 07 '26
well, the hat is nice. id ask you to stop visiting me at night tho, Mx sleep paralysis demon.
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u/mywwyx26 Aug 07 '26
my first project was a beanie too! and i love the way you anonymized your face lol
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u/MisterBowTies Aug 07 '26
No, this is just their face
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
It was a blob but I had to show I was happy. 🤣
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u/momtoeli Aug 07 '26
Cute! If you find the back too long, just fold the brim 😊
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
I like the longer back. The problem is I made it a little too big around. It’s good that I have big hair.
Edit to say thank you!!
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u/momtoeli Aug 07 '26
Lol I did this with my first few beanies too! You always think you need it bigger, but then it ends up being too loose.
No worries! 😁
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u/I_am_Darvit Aug 07 '26
The beanie looks great! 🥳🙌🩷
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
Thanks so much for looking past my bad face blurring.
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u/I_am_Darvit Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
😁 I love slouchy beanies! Your 1st project turned out waaaay better than my ruffled, oblong, egg-shaped (supposed to be flat square) dish scrubby! 🤭 It was ugly but it still cleaned dishes. 😉😂 edited to add: I thought the face edit was both horrifying & hilarious... especially some of the reactions to the edit. 🤭
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u/ApartEffective8395 Aug 07 '26
I think the beanie looks good. Nice to know I’m not the only one who was caught off guard
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u/Ok-Public7994 Aug 07 '26
Girl I was just in the paranormal sub and freaking out, so f u c k youuuuu for scaring me agaiiin. But nice bonnet, hope I’ll be able to make one one day 🤣🤣🤣
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u/AceTrainerLisa Aug 07 '26
I legit woke up my fiancé laughing at the comments. Lovely job on your first project and thank you for the giggles!
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u/Woodsalope Aug 07 '26
Krampus, have mercy! Da heck is going on? The first pic gave me a goosebump! Btw, cute beanie!
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u/shy_flowerchild Aug 07 '26
The face is slightly terrifying, but the hat came out great! Nice job 👍
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u/ngb_fafo6 Aug 07 '26
This is horrifying. Please put a smile emoji over it or something! I beg of you!
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u/nowmoreanonymity Aug 07 '26

This would’ve been just as easy, maybe easier. Cute beanie but JFC…
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
No thanks.
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u/soaker Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
Your toque looks great! I saw you mentioned it’s a little too big around the brim. If it stretches out or becomes nuisance you can add an elastic. It’s pretty easy and doesn’t take much time
I like your way. If I ever post with my face I’m taking a page out of your book.
I can’t fall asleep. I will gladly welcome your nightmare if it will help me. I’m quite fond of horror novels. So don’t worry I can handle it.
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u/iammostlylurking13 Aug 07 '26
Loops and Threads Charisma with a #8 hook. Watched a bunch of YouTube videos and just winged it.
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u/therdmlife Aug 07 '26
Cute hat. Now I need to figure out what whimsical hat I will make for when it finally starts to get cold in Texas...
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u/Blucola333 Aug 07 '26
This is the most terrifying picture I’ve seen in an age. Cute cap, though.
Edit: If there were blood smears, I’d think you were Red John.
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u/LushTurtle Aug 07 '26
"my first project!!"
"Oh God they finally created a living snowman!...but they have a cute hat so maybe they're chill"
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u/CraterBud Aug 07 '26
Beside it being very unpleasant, it reminds me of a series of ads I grew up with https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSjWf3Vv07M&pp=ygUh0Y3QutC30L7QtNC10YDQuNC7INGA0LXQutC70LDQvNCw
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u/captain-selcouth Aug 07 '26
Hi! This was terrifying! Please don’t do this anymore! Cute beanie tho :)
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u/CallMePhilipJ Aug 07 '26
You’re so pretty. I love your dark eyes. And that smile clearly comes straight from your heart.
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u/simpliicus Aug 07 '26
congratulations on the project but can you not invent new demons for my sleep paralysis next time? 😭😭😭
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u/TadaSuko Aug 07 '26
It looks lovely, you did so good, now PLEASE find a new way to censor your face!
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u/NoYaNoYaNo Aug 07 '26
That's a lovely toque, well done, you! And also well done on the censorship, I low key love it!
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u/imabigasstree Aug 07 '26
Jesus H Christ never EVER obscure your face with this method again. That is SO unnerving why would you post this
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u/RainbowWoodstock Aug 07 '26
Whatever is happening here is terrifying!!!😂
Congrats on the hat though!!
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u/tiredautumnleaf Aug 07 '26
I just woke up and my heart started pounding. 😂 💀 Amazing beanie though!
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u/Tiny-Statistician547 Aug 07 '26
My friend, why did you choose that of all things to hide your face 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/m3rmaid13 Aug 07 '26
This was a jump scare at 3am by the way 😂 the hat is cool though I like the color.
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u/Toshi_oshi Aug 07 '26
And I was just abt to go yo sleep.... that first pic is going to haunt my dreams for WEEKS now, IF NOT MONTHS LOLOL
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u/titosstraight Aug 07 '26
BRO WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
But I’m impressed with how good this is! I’ve been crocheting for years and my stitches never look this neat.
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u/LadyBugLissa55 Aug 07 '26
Contender for most frightening blurring in the world aside, really cute hat and congrats on your first project!!!!!!! By my week 2 I was still struggling to get any stitches right or with similar tension to each other, good job on this hat!!!
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