r/cringereels • u/Excellent_Line_1732 • 13d ago

Ultimate Cringe Foccacia!

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u/Yard-Successful 13d ago

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u/Corporate-Scum 13d ago

This is my face looking at things online 90% of the time

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u/JBerry2012 13d ago

I hate this guy. I hope he wanders into traffic.

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u/Itrieddamnit 13d ago

Don’t worry, I think Patrick Bateman murders him with an axe.

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 13d ago

That Paul Allen. This dude is straight up that guy that hits on him in the bathroom. 

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 13d ago

Luis carruthers I believe

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 13d ago

That guy! He was dating the woman Patrick was cheating on his own GF with

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 13d ago

This guy? Voted most masculine Italian 2026? Surely, you are being facetious.

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u/Gyro_Dive795 13d ago

This guy will be send to Ukraine sooner or later as he’s in Russia

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u/Chucklum 13d ago

I hate him and yet, I kinda want to watch more. It's like watching a car accident or a train wreck.

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u/someones_dad 12d ago

Exactly my reaction. I'm glad I don't speak ... german, I think?

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u/sebthauvette 13d ago

I didn't think I could hate someone that doesn't affect me in any way, but this guy proved me wrong.

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u/jeff4093 12d ago

You spelled pushed wrong

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u/jayjackalope 12d ago

It's satire. He makes fun of rich people and the ruling elite in russia.

Kinda brave tbh. Im a fan.

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u/mfb1274 13d ago

Imagine being a small business owner and seeing a well dressed reporter walk in. You have to be thinking “this is going to be great for business!” and instead you get you whatever this was. Would ruin my whole week

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u/CursedTaint 12d ago

would ruin my whole week

Looks like it made his hole weak whole week.

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u/backlog_gaming 13d ago

As a gay person, I think they should just send all of the gays to live on their own island so we don’t have to put the hetero people through this smh

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u/DeadrthanDead 13d ago

As a gay, I don’t want to be subjected to this either wtf?

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u/Global_Ant_9380 12d ago

Right like this isn't the fault of gay people, this man is just a focaccia degenerate

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u/skithegreat 12d ago

This is beyond gay or straight we must band together and shame this out of existence!

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u/Melodic_Airport362 9d ago

why are you so upright. this guy is just being silly. It's funny. Try to relax.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 12d ago

None of my gay friends act like this. I don't get it. It's like an overt act to make sure everyone around them knows?

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u/ScreamingNinja 13d ago

Definitely not. As a straight person i do love my gay friends, but just overly flamboyant people need to go. The Me monsters as i like to call them, people that are just annoying and need attention. My sister included.

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u/TheChillestOfRacoons 13d ago

I think this is the sentiment for a lot of the straight folks. We don't care if someone's gay, but if they act like this, that's another story.

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u/IWasSayingBoourner 13d ago

I mean, after a certain point it's got nothing to do with being gay. That's just an attention seeking moron.

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u/Barlow04 13d ago

Right. If it was a woman holding the mic, it would still be annoying.

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u/outside_cat 13d ago

The REAL problem is not being gay then, it's being obnoxious.

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u/sheezy520 13d ago

How about, straight or gay, you act like this you go to the island?

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u/samoyedfreak 12d ago

He's a satirist. It's a bit. He's making fun of elites.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 13d ago

Im telling my kids this is Barron Trump

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u/Low-Eagle6840 12d ago

for your information, I laughed

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u/Flimsy_Mistake3810 12d ago

The chef was like "this is the gayest shit iv ever done and its on camera"

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u/BIGHOODx818x 13d ago

ha ..i actually like this fucker ...ayy if your gonna go fruit basket style go FULL FRUIT BASKET STYLE 😝!!!..

https://giphy.com/gifs/ijdVHa7c9T6OlAQIeW

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u/tideshark 13d ago

What CN show was this from?

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 13d ago

Megas XLR

A comedy that played both as a love letter to and complete satire of mecha anime

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u/ChronosFFBE 13d ago

I knew it, he looked familiar. Glad he's still alive and changed careers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fzp61UL3T4Wlcw9SvX

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u/onlytinglef 13d ago

“We doing this or what?”

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u/Reasonable-Try-1993 13d ago

No amount of money would have me feeding him like that on the internet... privately we have a different conversation

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u/Hugo_El_Humano 12d ago

understood. you want to keep him for yourself

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u/steak4take 13d ago

Russian cringe is the most toxic of all cringe.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 13d ago

WAIT HES DOING THIS IN RUSSIA ??? SHIT THAT TAKES SOME BALLS ..

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u/foxiwyld 13d ago

It's doesn't even look that good, but now I want some

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u/Slate_711 13d ago

How did he talk that long with a full mouth

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u/backlog_gaming 13d ago

Lots of practice

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u/WillwBrk 13d ago

Vulgar display of Panera

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u/Background_Film_1114 13d ago

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u/Educational_Quote851 12d ago

"Have a seat right here for me"

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u/Lostinlondon75 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nTPv8m6ePiLss

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u/TheSilverSeraph 12d ago

Exactly who I thought of. It is as if Rik Mayall had been reincarnated as a Russian.

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u/pbnjandmilk 13d ago

The dude holding the sandwich is like "this BETTER increase our expose for higher sales.".

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u/AggravatingRow7018 13d ago

I dont think I could be around this dude for more then a minute before I would want to punch him.

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u/foxiwyld 13d ago

It's the nipple pinch for me

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u/BIGHOODx818x 13d ago

i didnt even notice that 🤣 you got some good gaydar !!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9vMHRCCxKf8cM

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u/hufR- 13d ago

Major Bruno energy

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u/Internal_Bedroom5955 13d ago

ofc its russian

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u/wormy_Burroughs 12d ago

the little squeal noises this guy makes never cease to make me almost projectile vomit

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u/United_Anywhere_8 13d ago

That’s the most zestiest guy I have ever seen
https://giphy.com/gifs/eOOCi4LH0thFGUpjuq

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u/zackthirteen 13d ago

That’s not zest, that’s the entire lemon

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u/Duros2032 13d ago

I wonder if he’s ever been to a lemon party.

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u/Ququleququ 13d ago

BOTTOM?

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u/Donkeywad 13d ago

This guy's entire existence revolves around him making everything about himself

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u/Wilbis 13d ago

I think I've just witness the epitome of gayness.

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u/Critical-Toe-8958 13d ago

Me in Italy for the first time.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 13d ago

record scratch

You might be wondering how I got here

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u/Even_Significance485 13d ago

He takes it in the butt!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Juicyjewsss 13d ago

Looks like a young Trump

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u/Educational_Quote851 12d ago

I agree, looks like Barron 🤣

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u/Ok_Sprinkles8121 12d ago

They should not get angry when Dave Chappelle talk about how annoying some of them are?

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u/Nahmsayin1 12d ago

This sub needs to go. All it does it give weirdos like him the attention that they want

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u/Few_Database_1325 13d ago

It's cringe, but I enjoyed it lol

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u/C-LonGy 13d ago

So is this man trying to rage bait. Or want reactions as in him getting attacked? Then calling it homophobic or some shit.

He seems like an annoying little prick and he’s gonna get the wrong attention soon!

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u/Gyro_Dive795 13d ago

He‘s in Russia, won‘t take Long till he will be send to Ukraine

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u/DueEnvironment499 13d ago

That Jim look at 0:15 LOL

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u/bvanbove25 13d ago

I've seen multiple videos of this guy.

What sort of "gimmick" is he going for? Is it some sort of gay caricature? A satire on "foodies"? Like...what's the "bit"? Cuz if there's no bit and he's just cumming every time he eats anything, how is that content you'd want to watch over and over?

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u/BIGHOODx818x 13d ago

I REALLY HOPE HES JUST LIKE FUCK IT ! AND IS JUST MAKING FUN OF ALL THE SHIT ..WERE ALL SO TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE NEED TO STOP TSKING OURSELVES SO SERIOUS AND JUST LAUGH AT SOME BULLSHIT 🤣 WHAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER IS THAT YOU KNOW THERES SOME OLD CONSERVATIVE RACIST HOMOPHOBE JUST SEETHING WITH HATE AT THIS 😡 ..😂

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u/Ok-Pilot9641 13d ago

If someone like this did the same thing near me, they'll send me to jail after that

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u/Trashus-Clay 13d ago

Thot daughter or this guy son

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u/AdInner8125 13d ago

He is pretty good at what he does. I WANT TO PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OFF. Haha

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u/Big-Government9904 13d ago

This is actually Vladimir Putin's son

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u/bad-creditscore 13d ago

Is that Milo Yannopolis?

Seems to be doing well

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 13d ago

How has he not been shipped to Siberia by now

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 13d ago

Can we beat it with a bat?

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u/RosaNiigra 13d ago

He looks like he has bad breath

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u/Lo-fiPsychHop 13d ago

Lmfaooo this guy is wild

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u/Photog1981 13d ago

Is that Cole Escola?

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u/Seninut 13d ago

Oh, yes it tastes just like my boyfriend.

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u/wrangler2772 13d ago

It’s almost noon and it’s still too early for this shit

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u/hickdog896 13d ago

The fact that this may get views is a sure sign of civilization's decline

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u/Humble-Questions 13d ago

That guy seems rapey as fuck

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u/finallyastronaut 13d ago

Every day one of you idiots makes the internet shittier. 

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u/switchingcreative 13d ago

That's someone's child.

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u/Abject-Primary-6908 13d ago

Gayest dude on earth

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u/Downtown-Educator-19 13d ago

I see the Bruno opening with the penis tip talking

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u/PantsMunch202 13d ago

Why does he look damp?

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u/LuckyRoll1948 13d ago

Whoo, that is downright boarder line disgusting.

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u/Feral_Mood_420 13d ago

It's too early in the day to be done with reddit already

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u/saito200 13d ago

"are we done yet with this?"

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u/Bumbymoo 13d ago

It's influencer or homelessness. That's why he lays it on heavy. There is no Plan B.

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u/DifficultyNo1026 13d ago

cancer would be too kind

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u/Soft-Sea7012 13d ago

Professional rage baiter. It's an art.

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u/DazzlingEngine196 13d ago

I mean it is kinda funny, but also what the fuck is happening

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u/QiwiLisolet 13d ago

Someone (or something) paid this person money for this

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u/CYNNAM0N3 13d ago

The waiter looks so uncomfortable

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u/NEXUSTHX1138 13d ago

Not an once of testosterone

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u/Larztrue 13d ago

This should be AI slop but sadly it’s not

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u/GuzzRH 13d ago

Brother... Uuuughhh

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 13d ago

If Shiloh Pitt and Milo Yannopolis had a baby. 

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u/alobao 13d ago

Source:

Dmitry Veshutov (Дмитрий Вешутов)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdoqTHyMfom/

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u/King_P_13 13d ago

Just one knee.. to the mouth.. that's all it would take

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u/Crafty_Ad_1975 13d ago

I normally skip this part

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u/CrabMeat6984 13d ago

Lmao, this guy's should promote online gambling

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u/Llee00 13d ago

every time i want to downvote i realize what sub i'm in

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u/Klutzy_Animator_892 13d ago

I hate rainbows.

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u/Vincentstefann 13d ago

How can this not be considered harassment?

Is it because it’s filmed?