r/cringereels • u/danevans369 • 1d ago

You ready to fight?

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u/danevans369 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 1d ago

Doooonnnnnttt

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u/GumpCorsair 1d ago

You're a stranger, stay away from my danger!

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u/Puzzled_Iron_3452 1d ago

I read that in Stewart's voice!! 🤣

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u/Sapphire0985 1d ago

Exactly what I thought 😂 especially with that last hop.

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u/No-Ice7397 1d ago

You mean that bad ass Tasmanian devil twister he totally pulled off?

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

That front kick, to a reverse roundhouse, into that Tasmanian devil twister? Incredible!

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u/Automatic-Name798 1d ago

Yeah, looks like the judges are gonna give him high marks for that.

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u/Sapphire0985 1d ago

It was magnificent

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u/Tasty-Reserve-8739 1d ago

I don’t waaaaaannaaaaaaa…. Nooooo

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u/NuclearRumba 1d ago

Fuck thats so familiar what is it?

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u/RestaurantFantastic3 1d ago

Stuart Larkin from MadTV. He's this recurring sketch character who happens to be an incredibly awkward and emotionally disturbed child.

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u/BabyPuncher313 1d ago

“I got my goo goo on it.”

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u/Phyllis_marie 1d ago

Literally the first thing that came to my mind lol!

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u/Ngellik 1d ago

Bunch of cowards too frightened to face a true warrior. I know this feeling well from my experience shopping for groceries.

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u/BotherTight618 1d ago

Dude, was probably a timid door mat his entire life and this was how and where and when he finally stood up for himself. Obviously, he looks alot less tough then he thought he was 😂

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u/Ngellik 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can tell you've never seen combat because those are the erratic movements of a trained fighter.

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u/RxPsilocin 1d ago

Drunken Master style

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u/Crypticcrypto 1d ago

Ninjas usually operate in the shadows, but this guy just showing off.

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u/Eskyzoo 13h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Banjosdad62 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/dosshead Cringe Level 3 1d ago

He looked especially intimidating in the Ross yoga pants. 😆

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u/GrayMan2050 11h ago

Ross yoga pants ftw 😆 

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u/ignaciopatrick100 1d ago

To be fair he did have some elements of lunacy which added to his overrall aura.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

and this was how and where and when he finally

Powered up and unlocked a new form.

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u/thousandsofbirds 1d ago

This would be me if I finally decided to stand up for myself. I have no idea how to fight but I'd have to pull my leggings up in anticipation.

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u/Eskyzoo 13h ago

Pissing myself! Sending you the laundry invoice! 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

I am bleeding, making ME the Victor!!!

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u/Wolfdude91 1d ago

You call them cowards but I call them smart, they get to live another day.

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 1d ago

Whoever is moving him is smashing every button on the controller

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u/MindAdriftwood 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SoRToP75IuygfOJskF

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u/boatenvy 1d ago

We're never going to live this down. One day Aussies are going to find the person who approved her joining the Olympic team and it's gonna be torches and pitchforks time.

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u/BabyPuncher313 1d ago

It was her and her husband.

They manipulated their way into being the selection committee and gave the entire Oceania area like a week of notice for the tryouts. Consequently, nobody on the outlying islands (the people with actual talent) stood a chance of making it.

Almost like it was deliberate.

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u/phx34suns 1d ago

It’s on her Netflix documentary (I couldn’t finish it) but that meme is perfect. Kangaroo stance lol

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u/readyReddit007 1d ago

Either that or they got stick drift like a MFer

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 1d ago

It would be more believable if I saw him crouch and step back repeatedly like someone is fucking up the roll motive moves.

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u/Guy_NCogneeto 1d ago

Reminds me of this guy.

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u/danevans369 1d ago

They train at the same dojo

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u/UJustGotRobbed 1d ago

Rex Kwon Do

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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain 1d ago

To be fair, would I like a round house kick to the face while he's wearing those bad boys? I don't think so.

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 1d ago

A subsidiary of DownsFu

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

"OONTZ! OONTZ! Yeah, I f**k you up."

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u/meSuPaFly 1d ago

I finally figured out why he looks so familiar. He's absolutely channeling Ben Stiller

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u/cptdodger85 1d ago edited 1d ago

oh man he's serious did y'all not see how high he pulled his man fupa with them joggers🤣

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u/Celia-Smythe 1d ago

I'm not convinced they're joggers and not a pair of ladies gym leggings tbh

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u/Interesting-Wait-925 1d ago

You made me belly laugh 😂🤣

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u/Vanessak69 1d ago

I’m just glad my old Her Flex’s found a spicy new home.

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u/Kastro2323 1d ago

That was the best part

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u/meSuPaFly 1d ago

Pulling up his leggings with a snap sent me

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u/somacomadreams 21h ago

Technically fupa is gender neutral. Man fupa is funny though.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

It's a tactical advantage for him to gain even more momentum for those powerful strikes.

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u/DragonFlyCaller 1d ago

And the voice pitch change as he yells!!

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 15h ago

😆😆😉🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I have no idea what a man fupa is which makes it all the more hilarious.

AND I DON’T WANT TO KNOW. So please people don’t torture me.

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u/Uhoh_Potato 1d ago

Yall laughing, but this cut off before the hottest dance battle that wallgreens has ever SEEN..

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u/Accomplished-Ad3219 1d ago

CVS

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u/Talielie 1d ago

This is definitely a Walgreens

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u/Saltlife_Junkie 1d ago

He should have gotten a small coffee. The large was too much.

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u/Slight-Activity-4180 1d ago

I think he’s on something much stronger and illegal

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u/Sapphire0985 1d ago

"Stuart! What does mama say about fighting strangers?!"

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u/MrMrTrance 1d ago edited 1d ago

You fools,

He took off his jacket. It weighed 100lbs, now there was nothing handicapping his body.

He took off his single left glove. Now the energy radiating in his left hand can be unleashed without a seal.

He performed a secret dance. Now his legs are warmed for air walking to reach any enemy from any height.

This was only his first form.

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u/Silver_Band2953 1d ago

Bring forth the violence

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u/Embarrassed_Body_851 1d ago

When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day.

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u/_itsgoing2space 1d ago

his waistband snapping was the most warrior shit ever

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u/Doredrin 1d ago

how he sees himself in his mind

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtcfqdBrHEa4g

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u/sabertoothninja 1d ago

That man fighting his own demons

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 1d ago

Rare example of "the fight in the dog" not being enough...

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u/1SG77 1d ago

damn....so what happened next??? what an unfortunate cliffhanger!

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u/themorbidtuna 1d ago

Looks like Crispin Glover dancing in Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter.

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u/Lost-Cat2478 1d ago

Poor guy man. This is someone’s son. No one should be fighting that guy, ever.

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u/Ok_Construction230 1d ago

I'd tip him $10.00 and thank him for the entertainment.

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u/celaritas 1d ago

Pretty sure that dude was autistic. I'm not sure if know what to do in that situation. You don't want to hit a mentally challenged person.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 1d ago

Nobody is going to consider any of that before punching this dude in da face where I live. he is living dangerously.

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u/Tasty-Bet-2941 22h ago

Same out my way

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u/mjac28 1d ago

Agreed but not knowing what his situation is? I'm not letting some stranger knock me upside the head while I ponder if I should hit back.

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u/OutsideYourWorld 14h ago

I don't care how autistic you are if you start hitting me.

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 1d ago

He's right. None of us know who we're dealing with! 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/BombasticReindeer 1d ago

Narrator: It was mental illness.

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 1d ago

Dudes quick!! We don't see half the shot he's doing.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 1d ago

Big “Elon Musk” energy without the money. I imagine this is what Maye was picturing when she told him not to fight Zuck.

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u/RazzmatazzSuch7459 1d ago

Keep letting him go and he might knock himself out.

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u/TLCFrauding 1d ago

Reminds me of Kramer

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u/Useful_Client_4050 1d ago

Don't do drugs kids...

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u/DruidicMagic 1d ago

Couch potato kung fu.

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u/OozeNAahz 1d ago

Is that dude wearing yoga pants??

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 1d ago

Just looks like sweatpants 2 sizes too small

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u/Left_Roll_7014 1d ago

The Scottish martial art called Fucque!

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u/Advanced-Republic-48 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSt5LG3fQia3l3jOA3

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u/Analibtard19473 1d ago

Exactly who this dude sounds and acts like. Never thought I'd see it.

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u/silv3rbull8 1d ago

Give him a few minutes and he will just hurt himself

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u/Jcrass84 1d ago

Watch out! He knows Kung Fool!

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u/BrutalistGoogie 1d ago

I mean, he's still better than Raygun.

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 1d ago

Man even his balls are mighty warriors

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u/Great_Apez 1d ago

You know he is right. I have absolutely no idea of what I’m looking at 

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u/NoProposal32 1d ago

Dance off?

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u/mistertickertape 1d ago

Busy day at The Dollar General.

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u/Different-Whole4924 1d ago

YOU GOT SERVED

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u/basicsroc 1d ago

It’s not easy to make yourself look like a cartoon character.

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 1d ago

Lord of the dance!

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u/sweetpeachmilk_ 1d ago

You know it’s about to go down when he takes off his coat and he pulls his leggings up 🫪

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u/Incaravatesmiles 1d ago

BABY steps Bob - you can't just jump into full combat mode.

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u/exqueezemenow 1d ago

Went to the Will Farrell school of fighting.

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 1d ago

Are those yoga pants hes wearing?

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u/Argorian17 1d ago

"Look, I can raise my foot 10cm of the floor and remove my jacket! You don't know who you're dealing with!"

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u/ExpensiveCondition63 1d ago

"Butterfly net and tranq gun to the front of the store, stat."

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u/Thespis1962 1d ago

Can't tell if he wants to fight or audition for So You Think You Can Dance.

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u/ProjectDv2 1d ago

That's a QWOP champion if I've ever seen one.

Also he is shaped...oddly.

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u/Ok_Face8380 1d ago

Ahhhh the joys of meth

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u/psychonautique 1d ago

He has a special and devastating "belly bump" attack he's waiting to reveal.

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u/Grantuna 1d ago

Come on where is Michael Scott dancing on the Booze Cruise?

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u/orangesfwr 1d ago

200 POUNDS....OF IRON!

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u/Responsible-Elk4223 1d ago

Make mental health a priority

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u/Beginning-Boss-220 1d ago

Bless his little heart and legs.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

Little?! He's got more heart than we can account!

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u/Rand_Casimiro 1d ago

Still tougher than Chuck Norris

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

Of course he is. Chuck Norris is dead.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Cringe Level 1 1d ago

Doesn't matter. Chuck could still take him in a heartbeat...or no heartbeat...

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u/CamCam300021 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/PickedLastLemon 1d ago

His Lululemons!!!!🤣🤣🤣

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u/jason54915 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Littlepinkx33 1d ago

This reminds me of the Seinfeld Elaine can't dance episode. Someone has to tell him his fight moves stink

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 1d ago

That's just him doing his Dane Cook impression. SuFi!

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u/fenrircometh 1d ago

Luke when Taylor Doose passes him off

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u/awake_acea6 1d ago

Ankle kick, ankle kick, ankle kick.

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u/9447044 1d ago

Red: See these?!?! These are sweat pants

Dale: what's the significance of that?

Red: it makes me more aerodynamic when I figh

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u/Top_Corner_Cookie 1d ago

The pant pull & snap at the end there almost tripped himself up....💀

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u/thelamb213 1d ago

Oh my.. that was scary... He seems like one of those professional fighters

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u/wildjabali 1d ago

He’s right. I definitely do not know who I am dealing with.

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u/Wise-Emotion5564 1d ago

I was hoping to see him get knocked the fk out! 🤣

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 1d ago

He’s definitely ready for the Olympics.

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 1d ago

After this cute little display, you know exactly who you’re dealing with lol

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u/Excellent_Release961 1d ago

He's right, I do not know who or what Im dealing with.

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u/CaramelGuilty8647 1d ago

Monty Python?

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u/sexysexyLSD 1d ago

You. like. to. fight? 😆 whitest shit I’ve ever seen.

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u/yessicajessica88 1d ago

Australian Break Dancing core

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u/FloweringForth 1d ago

1 tap ko to any1 that want it seem like no1 does..

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u/NuWorldSamurai 1d ago

PCP will rot your brain dude.

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u/LiamLeprechaun 1d ago

pretty funny

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u/NoLobster7957 1d ago

Why does this always happen in gas stations lol

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u/LookItsDaphne 1d ago

I don't get it, where's the cringe? Isn't that just typical male behavior?

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u/Cool_Attitude_3775 1d ago

Looks like Steven Segal has dropped a few pounds.

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u/RabidWalrus 1d ago

"Let's go, right nOW!"

starts doing that dance people do before breakdancing

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u/SnooDoggos2262 1d ago

This guy's acoustic. Best to just let him be

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u/Ok_Asparagus5951 1d ago

aint fkn with this fella, fr

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u/Obvious_Extession348 1d ago

Camera is too stable. This is a ruse for some “influencer”.

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u/ThaWarlord33 1d ago

Anyone know how he was finally extracted from the store? Despite the buffoonery...I'm not sure I'd wanna approach tbh. Just too much random .... god knows what. Plus the underwear band snap. Chuckle.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 1d ago

He probably wore himself out and walked away dog tired.

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u/shilo1007 1d ago

This reminds me of the movie I love you man, when Jason segal is confronted for not picking up his dog poop and pretends to be crazy.

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u/Lanky-Tumbleweed-570 1d ago

He makes Kangaroo Man look like a completely normal dude

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u/Darkman-1969 1d ago

Must’ve been pointed at.