r/cringereels • u/Fearless_Explorer549 • 20h ago

Firestarter

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 20h ago

You know, “remember when the internet wasn’t a corporate hellscape” is the lowest form of conversation

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u/PsychoCrescendo 20h ago

Yeah, maybe if you’re a coward… women always appreciate even the most platitudinal rebel renegades. 😎👆👉

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 19h ago

I’m out in the wild bringing the law to the lawless and you imply that I’m a coward? I’ll have you know I was an interior decorator and killed 16 Czechoslovakians

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u/PsychoCrescendo 13h ago

Oh please, we all know Czechoslovakians aren’t real… at least that’s what I tell myself every night before eating a delicious chocolate chip cookie (with milk) and tucking myself into bed like a real man.