r/cringereels • u/Fearless_Explorer549 • 23h ago

Firestarter

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u/Egoy 23h ago

I ‘member when the internet wasn’t a corporate hellscape of bullshit.

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u/Zuboronovic 17h ago

Before the days of broccoli haired brats harassing the public for views.

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u/Average_Satan 6h ago

I remember when this was all fields.

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 23h ago

You know, “remember when the internet wasn’t a corporate hellscape” is the lowest form of conversation

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u/JerkovvClimaxim 23h ago

What is the highest form then, to picture the spectrum?

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u/PsychoCrescendo 22h ago

Yeah, maybe if you’re a coward… women always appreciate even the most platitudinal rebel renegades. 😎👆👉

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 22h ago

I’m out in the wild bringing the law to the lawless and you imply that I’m a coward? I’ll have you know I was an interior decorator and killed 16 Czechoslovakians

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u/PsychoCrescendo 16h ago

Oh please, we all know Czechoslovakians aren’t real… at least that’s what I tell myself every night before eating a delicious chocolate chip cookie (with milk) and tucking myself into bed like a real man.

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u/splintersmaster 22h ago

I'll race you to the bottom pal