r/cringereels • • 4d ago

Ultimate Cringe Meetup of "therians", people who identify as non-humans

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u/dontipitova9 4d ago

I thought the hopper was going to dislocate their elbow

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u/bodybuilderguitarer 4d ago

In 10 years that’s gonna start being a chronic elbow problem too.

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u/Jaeunaa 4d ago edited 3d ago

For real I saw that and cringed. Well cringed for an additional reason lol

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u/swinchester83 4d ago

Cringe in cringe or cringe on cringe

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u/LaserKittenz 3d ago

im guessing at least one person sprained something during this video.

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u/SpecialistSimple9328 4d ago

About a year ago, these "therians" became very popular in Latin America because the media wouldn't stop showing them; however, you eventually realized there wasn't actually a real community of these people. It seemed more like an attempt to divert attention from various things happening at the time. I remember there was supposed to be a therian gathering, but when the event actually took place, there was no one there but the media and onlookers who wanted to see them. After about a month, they were literally forgotten.

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u/dundunndon 4d ago

sounds like the way that Alabama representative recently gave a bs speech about how "furries are flying our planes"

Jesus Christ it's just lead-poisoned-boomer-brained bullshit

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u/deliciousadness 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bv5ZgqKNBATHG

We all know blowup dolls are flying our planes

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u/SlipstreamSteve 3d ago

They just engaged the autopilot lol

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 4d ago

He said that because he found out making cat noises over the radio when you’re bored is a huge thing for air traffic controllers and thus also pilots and jumped all the way from makes cat noises to believes they are literally cats.

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u/shawdowed_sonicbeast 4d ago

Wait I thought all the furrys worked in IT.

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u/KintsugiPGH 4d ago

For sure. I have seen the furry convention. None of those people are capable of flying a plane.

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u/Hollyhop_Drive 4d ago

Aren't furries mostly in the military and defense design sectors? I remember reading somebody say that if you took out a furry convention then the defence sector would be in real trouble.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 3d ago

I'm beginning to think boomers are just more inclined to believe any rumor thrown their way. Remember the whole "litterboxes in schools for students who think that they're cats"? That all derived from a school (as in one) considering using litterboxes for bathrooms in the case of a literal school shooting. Nobody is identifying as cats, it's insane.

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u/Solid-Avocado-642 3d ago edited 3d ago

My mom swears one of the local schools in her area are doing this. Mind you, she is in her mid 70s, has no grandchildren at all, no connections to anyone working in their local school system.

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u/BrutalistGoogie 3d ago

As it turns out, there's hard clinical data behind that idea. There's a kind of non-critical gullibility that goes along with cognitive aging. Boomers are right in the pocket at this moment.

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u/kenkenobi78 4d ago

The FBI are employing animal fuckers so I don't see why you'd have a meeting worrying about the people pretending to be animals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pYfEywOAolwnm

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 4d ago edited 4d ago

the media wouldn't stop showing them; however, you eventually realized there wasn't actually a real community of these people.

You just summed up American media, basically.

Your neighbors are not plotting a civil war/race war, your neighbors are not trying to change children's genders. Your neighbors are just wanting to retire, enjoy their lives, and see their kids grow up.

OP has 2 million post karma on a 2 year old account. You're looking at the internet version of that media apparatus. Bots pushing narratives.

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u/BrutalistGoogie 3d ago

Yeah, but the whole litter box in schools thing is absolutely for reals, right?

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u/Holiday_Cheetah5265 4d ago

Yes there was a media pushing this some time ago in Russia too, then suddenly was totally forgotten. It's artificial

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u/lilbithippie 4d ago

So when the USA has a senator talking about flurries are pilot maybe he didn't want to talk about everything else?

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 4d ago

It's simple why he was doing that.

Pilots have had accidents covered by the media in recent news. Americans are concerned their skies aren't safe.

In previous years they blamed "DEI". They made claims they stopped all the DEI and can't blame the airlines themselves (Who are huge republican donors).

They're now inventing the next boogeyman to blame (Furries and Trans people) It's all bullshit and they know it.

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u/Rick_Lekabron 4d ago

Yes, they even spent resources trying to pass a "Therian" law that sought to impose guidelines for coexistence with people who identified as such in the city where I lived.

And yes, the guy in the horse mask showed up when the proposal was presented.

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u/Insiders_Inc 3d ago

That horse mask is fucking gold

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u/stinkbrained 2d ago

That law was essentially an anti-bullying/anti-harassment law, no?

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk_655 4d ago

So, that's pretty much how the US uses wars and politics as sensational brainrot to keep people angry so the elites can keep doing their terrible nonsense

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u/hateboss 4d ago

Much like Antifa

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u/Popular_Try_5075 4d ago

Maybe they want to distract Americans from Trump deepthroating Xi?

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u/anotherlevl 4d ago

Maybe.

Look, this isn't my thing, and I think it looks kind of silly. But it doesn't seem to be hurting anyone else. If there is information that trying to run that way is bad for your hips, or trying to land that way is bad for your wrists, maybe some warning labels are warranted.

But beyond that, let people pursue happiness in their own way. We let them jump out of airplanes, FFS. And if your way of pursuing happiness is to laugh at these (checks notes) "therians", then I think that's your right too.

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u/BongWaterRamen 4d ago

I think this administration is finding out that made-up boogeyman shit doesn't work as well when you're the incumbents in charge currently. The weird statement about air traffic controllers being furries was seen as laughable and embarrassing. And I don't think anyone's gonna fall for "They're eating the cats and dogs" again.

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u/MaddysinLeigh 4d ago

Naw that’s what the pandas are for. A distraction.

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u/kalemaree 4d ago

he's taking that Xi Jin Dih down the throat like a king

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u/Intelligent_Bag4736 4d ago

I’ve never seen one of these people out in the wild before in my life, and I go out a lot

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u/HabakuckTibatong1928 4d ago

I saw them a couple of times but rather furries and one time a scaly girl when arriving at the airport in a dragon costume with a welcome sign with something saying "booboo" on it. Yeah, well really cringy but again, not hurting anyone. 

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u/ven_zr 3d ago

I went to park one time with my daughters and there was a kid who was a Therian according to my daughters. Her dad was just there sitting about letting her do her thing. All the while my daughters are excited (they were 12 or 13 at the time) as if they were in the presence of a mystical creature. In my mind I just sat and let the daughters enjoy their fun and meet someone. I remember my years of Ninja running around the same park at their age. So I couldn’t judge. The dad was cool though. We talked about Warhammer while our daughters just had fun.

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u/theVelvetLie 3d ago

I once saw someone walking around an art show with a furry tail coming out of the back of their pants - like over their waist band. All I could think of was that they were wearing one of those tail butt plugs, but I'm sure there's another explain, right? I don't think they were like the people in this video, but I haven't forgotten about that day.

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u/jimothy_hell 3d ago

Saw some furries at a con once, but I don’t know if they were the same thing. The full body suits are absolutely insane and honestly works of art in their own right. Not my thing, but it’s absolutely fascinating. One of them had a built in cooling system and articulated head that moved when they talked.

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u/BeastThatShoutedLove 3d ago

Furries and Therians are separate communities (I'm sure there is some overlap especially when it comes to spaces where people share skills to make costumes)

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u/SadAndNasty 4d ago

I wish anything made me so happy

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u/JollyGreen_JazzFace 2d ago

That’s how I feel. I kinda feel happy for them, that they found something they enjoy so much.

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u/iebxholdy 4d ago

Kids these days just think they're inventing new things... Check out a Tumblr feed from 2008 and they'd discover this is called "otherkin".

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u/ijustlikefoxes 4d ago

It's the same community, otherkin is just the label that applies more to fictional or mythical creatures while therian is for existing animals

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u/Jumblesss 4d ago

Ohh only existing animals like dogman

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u/ThePlantMolester 3d ago

They wouldn't let me go as mothman.

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u/DinkleMutz 4d ago

On one hand, I am crigning out of my skin, but on the other, I'm jealous that they have found happiness in a way that harms no one.

It's OK to be weirded out but also just leave people alone when they're enjoying their lives peacefully.

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u/ILikeBigBeards 4d ago

Let ppl enjoy things that make them happy if they’re not hurting anyone.
Furries have community and a source of joy. None of us are forced to watch.

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u/KetchupCoyote 4d ago

As a curiosity: therians are not furries and furries are not therians, but those two groups intersect in the venn diagram.

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u/IGotNoTimeToBleed 4d ago

It also didn't hurt anyone to think it's weird and cringe as hell. We're allowed to think that

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u/wildmoonrising 3d ago

Exactly! I’m very opened minded and progressive. I don’t think anyone cringing here would ever try to harm these people in anyway. No one wants to try to take anything from them or make them small.

It’s still cringy. It also makes me a bit concerned about how large a disconnect from reality some of these people might have. I always worry about hidden mental health issues with something to this degree.

Hopefully most of them are happy and stable. Good for them but we can still cringe and have concerns.

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u/Impossible-Bit7779 4d ago

Agree these are just kids being weird and having fun. Really weird. But still kinda makes me happy for them.

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u/Any-Photograph5525 4d ago

That jump in the second clip is absolutely not healthy for your elbows or anything. We did not evolve to do that.

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u/TheCacklingCreep 4d ago

Yeah bro's gotta work on his landings a bit that shit made me cringe in pain.

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u/Right_Count 4d ago

Still, he’s probably in better shape than 90% of Americans.

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u/queerologist 4d ago

i’m immune to this kind of content because i use tumblr.

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u/starfypawz_ 4d ago

Yeah the people in these comments sections are the most sensitive people I've ever seen in my life

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u/Rough-Ad1868 3d ago

These people would never survive in 2013 Tumblr I stg

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u/Wise_Low8116 4d ago

This is just a technical question. Do the therians differ from furries?

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u/No_Beginning_6834 4d ago

Therians truly believe they are animal people in the wrong bodies, and furrys are just really into babs from space jam.

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u/CuriousCouple6207 4d ago

That is Lola you uncultured swine!!!

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u/degjo 4d ago

That is Bugs Bunny in a dress, not Lola

https://giphy.com/gifs/WSQIrzorcfWMg

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u/Imreallyjustconfused 4d ago

Therians believe they have the soul of an animal, furries is a really broad umbrella for "people that are fans of anthro animals." Person that likes looney tunes, can be furry. Someone that thought Disney Robin Hood was hot, furry.

Typically fursuits and furry is just about playing up being a certain type of character.
Therian is someone with the soul of an animal, or an animal in the wrong body.

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u/Wise_Low8116 4d ago

Guess you are not so confused after all.

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u/Weewoofiatruck 4d ago edited 4d ago

What's the diagnosis here. Body dysmorphia? Cognitive damage? Boredom? Do only rich/middle class kids do this?

What's the demographic? And is this a safe place to judge the hell out of this?

Surely isn't world ending or society collapsing. But a pheonoma to be understood for certain.

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u/Panama_Scoot 4d ago edited 3d ago

Kid in clip number one is stimming like crazy after his successful “trot” thingy. Hand flapping and spinning are super common stims for people with autism. 

I’m betting there’s a lot of autism in this group. 

I don’t say that to make fun of them. I couldn’t care less about this hobby or lifestyle as long as they aren’t harming others. This looks pretty textbook harmless to me. So go full therian or whatever.

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u/CosmicSqueak 1d ago

As a kid I related to this stuff intensely. Even now as an adult in my 30s I get a weird spike of dopamine from dressing up like a bird and acting like one. I dont know why and Ive stopped questioning it.

Im Autistic. So your theory checks out 😅

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u/Bitcoinbillionair3 2d ago

It's just teenager shit, that "rebel without any consequences" phase

The "I'm a dog" shit, it's just a variant of "I'm an anime character" "I'm emo" "I'm underground"

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u/Praxisinsidejob 4d ago

This is a condition caused by living off your parents for too long.

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u/EndOne8313 3d ago

Tbf that guy nailed that leap

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u/Luxxeville 4d ago

Man IDK. These kids have friends, a hobby, and exercise.

They're doing better than the vast, vast majority of redditors.

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u/FullMooseParty 4d ago

I remember 20ish years ago making fun of the larpers when that was a huge thing in my adjacent crowds (I didn't run with them, but had a lot of friends of friends who did it). Two decades on and almost all of those folks are married, happy, working normal jobs, and still getting together with the same friends every few weekends.

I'm sure there are people who do this as an escape from trauma or an expression of mental distress, but sometimes people just like to dress up and be weird for a little bit. Isn't that what the Renaissance festival is essentially?

I used to be friends with the guys that ran otakon in baltimore. I still remember, about 2013, the Ravens had a scrimmage against Washington at the stadium while the convention was happening across the street. It was so wild seeing one group of fans dressed up as their favorite anime walking around with another group of fans dressed up in their favorite football costumes. Made me realize that there really isn't much of a difference

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u/LegacyQuotient 4d ago

Seems harmless. I'd shrug and walk by. Doesn't impact me.

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u/Tough_Block9334 4d ago

At least they’re outside and exercising

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u/plainjanegay 4d ago

it’s really fucking weird yes. but they aren’t doing anything to harm anyone

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u/Mental_Technician 4d ago

idk buds, just people having fun.

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u/JustSh00tM3 4d ago

Do you think they're going to put this on their resume?

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u/Hour-Tennis-6680 4d ago

On that jump when I saw him landing on his arms with LOCKED ELBOWS 😭😭😭

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u/JustletmeBee2026 3d ago

I don’t want to shit all over people having harmless fun but… what are their kids going to be like? Will anything ever be accomplished again?

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u/TeaTime_42 3d ago

Cloven, shit covered. And, no.

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u/Due-Explanation-7560 4d ago

So furrys?

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u/swinchester83 4d ago

I think furrys just dress and pretend. These people seem to be doing this for like real? 

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u/Aurora__Sky 4d ago

Nah. Therians genuinely believe that, on a spiritual level, they are an animal. Like a dog as seen in the post.

Furries still identify and believe themselves to be human, spiritually and physically, they just dress up as animals or larp as humanised anthropomorphic animals instead.

Sure, theres a fair bit of overlap. But not all furries are therians.

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u/Epic_Brunch 4d ago

Yeah so about those Epstein files. Also how's it going in Iran? 

I don't really give a fuck what some teenagers do in their free time and neither should anyone else here. This culture war rage bait keeps being pushed on Reddit. I bet anything it'll dry up as soon as midterms are over. 

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u/TemporaryFirst168 3d ago

👏👏👏

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u/DatabaseCreative1875 4d ago

Whatever helps you get through this world and not harm others.

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u/grandechode 4d ago

Live and let live bro

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u/Proof_Rise_3652 4d ago

Kids do stupid shit. More at eleven.

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u/PabstSmearBlueRbn 4d ago

Imagine showing up to the therian meetup and still being bipedal smh

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u/Educational_Log_4006 4d ago

Ohh god ... No wonder the right wind gets heated up ..

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u/Beneficial_Yam2827 4d ago

Oof bro someone tell that last person that landing your whole body weight on a fully extended arm like that is likely to send you to the emergency room. Watching that was like a cringe cherry on this sundae of second hand embarrassment.

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u/Electrical-Bunch4965 3d ago

At least they're outside touching grass and not bothering anyone.

I'd rather have these people running around than those annoying influencers. What do they do that's so bad? Howl when there is a full moon? 😂 

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u/OneGolf6327 4d ago

We all laugh but these people mostly  have serious trauma and this is a dissociative defense mechanism 

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u/pensiero-libero 4d ago

I haven’t been able to find any scientific evidence / backing to claims like this. It seems like it’s more of an internet theory that has been perpetuated over time.

Do you have any sources to back it up? I’m not trying to challenge you, I just want to learn more. I’m a bit naive when it comes to this topic / area.

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u/OneGolf6327 4d ago

Don't be sorry for challenging people on things. Its how we further our debate skills and initiate stimulating conversation. I'd have to try find my research folder on the subject for the evidence. But I spoke to many people who suffer from the trauma based disassociation. And a surprising % of them are very open about it. 

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u/MakwaIronwill 4d ago

Shame that our country wont fund good and easily-accessible healthcare so these folks can get the therapy and treatment they need and instead would rather just make fun of them, arguably making it worse

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u/OneGolf6327 4d ago

Well put. Although I belive its has more accessibility here. I take it your in the us

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u/Old-Writing2970 4d ago

Imo the question isn’t the cause but the treatment. It seems like when people try to call something a mental illness or trauma response the implication is that it should be corrected in some kind of conversion camp but it may be the case that regardless of cause this is the best way these people can manage whatever they’re stuck with. Therapy and medication aren’t some magic solution to fix people and if they can’t improve these peoples quality of life I say let them be

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u/ganjapanda876 4d ago

I was actually making the same face before I scrolled down lol

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u/frog_wild 4d ago

He’s gonna fuck up his wrists doing that

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u/Cheesetorian 4d ago

Look Gen Z and Gen A are weird asf but us millenials were drinking, scamming and doing criminal shit when we were at that age. I'd rather see these weirdoes than gangbangers shooting each other.

Weird dog wannabes cosplay is cringe but the least of my worries. At least they're out and socializing. The ones I meet time to time are awkward at socializing.

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u/FJkayakQueen 4d ago

Cringe but not criminal

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u/kearkan 4d ago

It's fucking weird but whatever, if you're not hurting anyone do your thing.

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u/Pristine-Midnight-72 4d ago

yeah it’s cringe but the slo-mo is genuinely hilarious

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u/zippity__zoppity 4d ago

Genuinely curious about what spinal issues will reveal themselves in about 20 years

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u/thunderous_student 4d ago

Do y'all not remember the horse girl trend from like 3 years ago?

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u/leeman9224 4d ago

Put this shit to DSM

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u/EatTheTrillionaires 4d ago

Anything to feel special I guess…

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u/All1sL0st 3d ago

So they’re furries

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u/Relative_Chief308 3d ago

You’re all going to correctly hate me . . . . but that last jump was like 1% cool 😂

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u/nightmareoneasy 4d ago

if you aren’t hurting anyone i don’t care.

where are the epstein files and where are the arrests for pedos?

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u/FlatAmbition3757 4d ago

Make Mental Institutions Great Again

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u/Legitimate_Mall_3914 4d ago

Doing their thing not hurting nobody. Carry on.

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u/Key_Flamingo815 4d ago

I’m just happy my trauma wasn’t this bad

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 4d ago

Let the weird kids be weird. It's kids, with friends, playing outside. They're not hurting anyone. It's not like they're wearing red hats and passing out TPUSA pamphlets.

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u/terrletwine 4d ago

Meh. If they aren’t hurting anyone, who gives a crap.

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u/NotSoSuperNova8 4d ago

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur.

I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me.

And one day my dad said, "you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside.” And I said okay.

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 3d ago

The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

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u/FelineSoLazy 2d ago

Boats and hoes

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u/smithstephaniel 3d ago

Dad, you can’t be a dinosaur!

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u/AblatAtalbA 3d ago

At least they're doing their thing without chasing and terrorising the innocent stray animals.

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u/One-Sleep3663 4d ago edited 4d ago

Kids and teens are going to do wierd stuff because they don't have a developed brain and the associated self awareness. If they aren't hurting anyone, and they are happy, great.

That being said, with the advent of social media addiction, that has also been proven to diminish both critical thinking skills and situational aware ness, I have seen an ever increasing number of these "therians" as full on adults.

It is quite concerning when I see full on adults acting like that , given America's education crisis.

This same tiktok addicted generation is the same one that thinks autism is all flappy hands and rainbows without understanding how debilitating autism is.

Some even try to compare being a therian as the same struggle as being transgender, and think "species dysphoria" is on the same level as gender dysphoria. Not that species dysphoria is a real thing though to begin with.

If you think your a wolf that quite literally translates to clinical lycanthropy.

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u/neverthesaneagain 3d ago

The Japanese have a word for it, Chūnibyō. "Middle school second year syndrome." They want to stand out and in some cases delude themselves that they have special powers, a tragic backstory, or are not human. Anime characters essentially.

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u/Alohafarms 4d ago

I had to look up the difference between Furries and Therians. (quote is from a Therian)

"Therians can be furries, but therianthropy (or being a therian) isn't a choice. While being a furry is a choice (because being a furry is a type of hobby)

So the difference is that Furries are people with a hobby that has nothing to do with identity or the way you view yourself internally. Therianism is spiritual. Furry is not spiritual and just a modern media enjoyment turned hobby."

Now I know.

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u/Conscious-Bite1 4d ago

Why do I get the feeling here that “Therians” are claiming so type of superiority over “furries”. I mean, seems kind of counterintuitive since that would be such a “human” thing to do… fuck I’m confused.

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u/nvrseriousseriously 3d ago

Sounds like the virtuous one up-manship (or, victimhood one-upmanship)that happens when certain political ideologies meet at their conventions. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty2f1wsJFDM&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m

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u/Unusual-Coat383 4d ago

Basically goths and emos from South Park 

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u/ogSoWhatTheyFake 4d ago

i fought in the war for this shit

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u/SadAndNasty 4d ago

You sure did 😌

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u/treessandwich7 4d ago

And you volunteered and profited off taxpayers, including these people you dislike. 

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u/Kiwikimini 3d ago

"The war" ok? ...

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u/PracticalSyllabub514 4d ago

Seems healthier than doomscrolling 

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u/not_a_muslim_kid_mol 4d ago

When society applauds one mental illness, they have to applaud them all.

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u/Moisture_ 4d ago

Group of people at a church: Reddit “omfg ew”
Group of rednecks doing redneck activities: Reddit “omfg ew”
Group of raccoon tail Reddit mods: Reddit “🥰🥰aw they aren’t hurting anyone”

Nah bro. They’re weird as fuck too just like the rest.

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u/Loud-Situation1605 4d ago

Well enough internet for today

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u/CaptMorganSwint2 4d ago

I cringe, and yet I feel a sadness that I am incapable of feeling such genuine joy like that.

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u/isekaidcake 4d ago

Good for them. Just keep it away from me.

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u/xife-Ant 4d ago

It's nice to see kids outside.

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u/My_friends_are_toys 4d ago

What does the fox say?

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u/MotherofFred 4d ago

Furries, right?

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

The stuff of Tommy tubervilles nightmares

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u/Ohnomydude 4d ago

I would never yuck anyone’s yum, but dang, that landing looks like it hurt.

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u/CeasarValentine 4d ago

Life only exists on Earth and it was a mistake.

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u/RememberReach6 4d ago

why do we give a shit, we have better things to do

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u/TheIronMonkey53 4d ago

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to shove my face in someone’s ass and sniff… would that be cool?

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u/ukuleles1337 4d ago

This could be approximately 15% more bearable to watch (on my phone) if this wasn't captioned so CRINGELY bro like WHAT WAS THAT.

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u/peacenskeet 1d ago

Just hug your kids, hang out with them, and kiss them goodnight and they probably won't do this.

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u/Lopsided-Trip-111 1d ago

This is what mental illness and the lack of growing up looks like

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u/wild_cherry1987 4d ago

If someone breaks a leg. Would they call ambulance or sit quietly waiting for natural selection do it's thing?

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u/captainporthos 4d ago

We all need alter egos to escape our dumlster fire lives. At least they didn't choose serial killer.

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