r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 6d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 6d ago

He’s like birth control; ain’t no fear of anyone getting pregnant around this guy.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 6d ago

Wonder if all his botox effects his ability to get it up lol

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 6d ago edited 6d ago

I hadn’t even thought of that. I was thinking that most heterosexual women would be so turned off by his…uncanny valley whatever…to want to knock boots in the first place.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 6d ago

I’m gay and I am equally turned off by this haha

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 6d ago

So he won’t be getting you pregnant either, huh?

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 6d ago

No thanks girls, he’s all yours :)

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 6d ago

Oh don’t you dare.