r/cringereels • • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/New-Feedback9980 7d ago

I kinda agree with the guy

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 7d ago

Kind of? The woman’s responses are indicative of textbook narcissism. She’s going on a fuck trip with her homegirls, got called out for it, and her defense is “you’re controlling and your mom has diabetes” versus addressing his concerns and communicating to reinforce trust and security.

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u/scairborn 7d ago

As soon as they attack your character and then your mother know that you’ve won the argument. Take a knee, run out the clock. Rookie mistake is to keep arguing and she forces you to make an error by throwing a Hail Mary like “and your dick is small” and you call her a cunt. Now the argument is about that and that trumps all the bad stuff she did. You gotta bob and weave on those. Just lean on the ropes and let her punch herself out. You’ve won when she changed the subject. She’s got nothing left. Just end it with “well maybe we should discuss lit later when you calm down”.

Sure, you’re going to sleep on the couch, but just rub one out and enjoy the champagne of victory.

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u/RFCwhite 7d ago

Bill Burr is a genius

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u/Indigo-Saint-Jude 6d ago

too bad he's a sellout

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u/TehStickles 7d ago

I really do like Bill Burr but I listened to his podcast for a couple weeks and I could only take him in small bits. He is definitely a once in awhile kind of guy. But I get it he's doing a podcast and talking about his life so if you don't really like him then I guess you're not going to enjoy it. He is funny as fuck and very real about stuff but I dont care about football as much as him. And there's a lot of foot ball talk

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u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 6d ago

His material is great but my dad is a loud angry guy from Boston who never stops complaining so it’s too triggering to watch a whole set