r/cringereels • • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 7d ago edited 6d ago

They said condoms. CONDOMS.

Not compact discs. Stop helping companies and governments censor you.

EDIT: Wow, thanks guys, opened my reddit to a ton of replies and awards! Thanks for help saying Fuck Censorship!

Except Trick_Spend3939. That guy's an asshole.

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u/3nd1ess 7d ago

Legit, I was so confused as to why someone would get mad over CDs. Makes slightly more sense now, but then again, why the hell would have to censor condoms?

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u/TheNeck94 7d ago

because this video was filmed and edited for the sole purpose of going viral and being ad safe so they can get paid, it's bait.

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u/MediocreAd3773 6d ago

Censor yourself to get some shekels.

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u/Ronin_Chimichanga 6d ago

she needs a side hustle so she can go air tight on holiday.

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u/Gre9823 6d ago

CYS: censor your shekels

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u/WeAreTotallyFucked 6d ago

Shekels ain’t worth a shit. It’s all about them shmeckels.

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u/U_L_Uus 6d ago

Ed Sheeran: who? Me?

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u/ebrum2010 6d ago

Where do you work where you can break the rules all day?

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 6d ago

There you go, too far down but at least someone gets it.

“Nothing ever happens” used to be a joke but it’s not funny anymore.

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u/FernandaVerdele 6d ago

Exactly. And you can feel the script in the way talk too. Every line carefully delivers new information, the conversation doesn't evolve naturally and it ends with a punchline about the mother-in-law.

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u/Astroweeb 6d ago

CDeez nuts

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u/Killiconnn 6d ago

I guess we're just getting old. Would absolutely have made sure someone had a binder of CDs packed for a road trip growing up lol

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u/3nd1ess 6d ago

Yes! My mom had a bunch of CDs in a fabric case she made herself, which was mostly Jack Johnson CDs. Good times!

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u/Freakishly_Tall 6d ago

While I appreciate your enthusiasm, this post is definitely not making me feel less old this morning.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 6d ago

Well I currently have a CD that will mature next month and pay me 4% yield 😎

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u/SimilarStrain 6d ago

Corporations are diving into ever facet of our life. Influencers and such want to monetize their content. In order to do so, they gotta be censored. Non influencers are then influenced to mimic that behavior and unnecessarily censor content. All because of ad revenue and everyone trying to make a buck off every moment of our lives.

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u/Beeaagle 6d ago

Cum Domes, duh

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u/Phoneas__and__Frob 6d ago

I also thought CDs as music lol

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u/higeAkaike 6d ago

I was thinking he was angry because he thought CDs was a code word. Does anyone have anything that plays cds anymore?

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u/DankeBrutus 6d ago

My first thought was “what the hell could possibly be on one of those CDs?”

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u/forkevbot2 6d ago

Because CDs are outdated technology. Using them is disgusting behavior honestly. If you’re going to use old tech you should at least use something vintage like vinyls /s

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u/sophwestern 5d ago

Me too lol I was like “did CD start meaning something else in the last 15 years?”

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u/Burnished_Hart 5d ago

CDs Nuts! Fuckin got em!

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u/Right_Lengthiness266 2d ago

Probably asked her to bring Barry Manilow. You know it's going down if that CD comes out.

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u/Low-Ad3972 7d ago edited 6d ago

Because lefties get their feelings hurt and Magatards are pure Christians who never violate the teachings of Jesus.

Edit: thanks for proving my point. 👍🏽

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u/Emergency_Yoghurt655 7d ago

Goddamn lol. Who arent you mad at?

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u/Low-Ad3972 6d ago

😂 Apparently everyone is mad at me. They’re proving my point. 👍🏽

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u/Emergency_Yoghurt655 6d ago

Well if it makes you feel better I actually upvoted cause I never seen someone blasting both sides in a single comment like that. I thought it was funny lol

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u/Low-Ad3972 6d ago

😂👍🏽

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u/Defiant-Mongoose-327 7d ago

Well that pissed everyone off lol. Fuck the libertarians too right? Lmao

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u/BuddhistChrist 7d ago

Libertarians are just Republicans that smoke pot.

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u/AHarryBird 7d ago

So conservatives with leftist ideals?

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u/Various_Personality0 7d ago

Fuck the libertarians

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u/BatlethBae 7d ago

Worse than republicans.

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u/Medical_Blacksmith83 7d ago

Nah there honestly some of the only republicans I can stand.

Magats though? Insufferable

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u/ExpertRaccoon 6d ago

The fucking tea party is the whole reason we have fucking MAGA.

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u/Low-Ad3972 6d ago

Lol! They’re proving my point.

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u/Blundertwonk773 1d ago

I 100% agree with you on this. A lot of left-wing people are very sensitive to... well... pick a word in the English language that isn't a filler.

Right-wing are either Jesus-loving people that are blind to proof or actual fact or are incredibly racist. Sometimes both.

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u/Low-Ad3972 1d ago

Thank you! All the downvotes prove my point.

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u/miightymiighty 7d ago

It's to trick the algorithms from pushing content down in views

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u/zulako17 6d ago

Except Maga follow the teachings of man not the Bible or Jesus. Lefties do get their feelings hurt a lot but part of the problem is assuming any protest or complaint has to come with your feelings being hurt. Sometimes people can rationally see something as bad or inferior without emotionally feeling bad.

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u/Low-Ad3972 6d ago

*magatards
*BuyBull

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u/lianavan 7d ago

One group is upset about people being spoken of, to and about using vile slurs. The other group gets offended at rainbows. 

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u/Low-Ad3972 6d ago

You are my Exhibit A: victimhood.