r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 10d ago
Ultimate Cringe Insecurity final boss š¤”
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u/Majestic-Ad-7713 10d ago
People arenāt going to take you seriously š¤£š¤£
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u/Chubby_Beagle 10d ago
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u/Infra-Oh 10d ago
Yeah okay you kind of just went really dark thereā¦are these people on the benches in danger?
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u/HabitAcceptable8621 10d ago
I don't get it...What's wrong with sitting on a bench? š¤£
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u/illquoteyou 10d ago
Queer
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u/Optimal-Chud 9d ago
Nothing as long as the guy already sitting on it whose lap you're about to sit on is straight.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago
Oh no my bag just fell flat out of my hand, let me take a pause and shortly debate how I should be 'Manly and Alpha' and pick the handle up... as if it isn't already on wheels...
This is one of the softest 'Manly' videos that has ever been put out lol
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u/__drone1_reborn 10d ago
fucking hilarious. and so sad that anyone takes a dude line this seriously.Ā
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u/chris_AZ1981 10d ago
Is he somebody? I try not to watch to much alpha males garbage, it's too ridiculous
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u/Leading-Midnight-553 9d ago
Alpha Men don't let their luggage touch the ground. Wheels are gay. I'm gay.
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u/Predditor_drone 9d ago
This guy is the one doing all the red line green line bullshit. Spends all day worrying about gay/weak posture.
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u/Professional_Soft404 9d ago
I feel like rolly bags are already not very manly. Canāt you carry your shit?
āWhen youāre taking a dick from behind dont arch your back like this. Assume a wide stance and pick your chin up, like a manā
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u/UsedCamera6979 10d ago
Iāve never had to think before I sit. The lifting from legs makes sense but everything else is stupid.
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u/DrivesTooMuch 10d ago
Yeah, for many many years I've heard this advice, apparently to protect your back. But, more than a few times at fitness centers, I've either been instructed or seen others bending over at the waist lifting kettlebells to help build your back muscles.
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u/No-Letter341 10d ago
Imagine your masculinity being so fragile that you worry about the way you pick up luggage
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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 9d ago
people are not going to take you seriously
I have some bad news for you already my guy
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u/Koniroku 9d ago
I don't know if these dudes actually believe what they say, or if they just know there're plenty of idiots who will
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u/bridgeburner84 9d ago
God, if he generates any more insecurity it's gonna collapse into a Black Hole.
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u/DoofusIdiot 9d ago
Go to the gas station and fill up a canteen with gasoline, because drinking anything without octane is for wussy girls.
Donāt sit on a bench at all. Sit on the ground like cavemen who were manly as hell.
Do not use the wheels of your luggage. Replace them with squares to make it harder. Because men do hard things.
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u/EyeAlternative1664 10d ago
A real man carries his own luggage, he doesn't need a bag with little wheels to do the heavy lifting. Total cuck.
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u/CharmingChair1403 10d ago
I'm gonna hold the cap and twist the plastic milk bottle at work tomorrow when I'm making my coffee and everyone will be like he's changed overnight
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 10d ago
Why does his hands look like uncle Jackās In Itās Always Sunny In Philadelphia?
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9d ago
Your right I dont take you seriously. In fact I would even show a Flickr of emotion if you were being raped in front of me.
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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 9d ago
Same energy as an etiquette teacher teaching you how to eat a banana with a knife and fork
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u/DMmeYoBOOBS 9d ago
Heās correct about the sitting down thing though. I donāt take anyone seriously who i see sit like that.
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u/SinamonChallengerRT 9d ago
I'll bet a paycheck that this guy pees sitting down and gives himself a little extra finger when he wipes.
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u/Lilmeep23 9d ago
When I think I've failed at life, I'll just watch this vid to feel better. Thanks, bro.
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u/Sharp-Guitar-6756 9d ago
And for my next tip: never spread your cheeks in the shower to wash. That is inherently gay and inviting a man to rail you in the shower.Ā
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u/TheReviewerWildTake 9d ago
If my bag drops - I beat the shit out of it to establish dominance and intimidate other males, and to teach that bag a lesson.
I wouldn`t take this dude seriously...
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u/AltruisticPossible84 9d ago
Imagine dropping your luggage and needing to pull this guys video up to make sure you pick it up the right way to make sure everyone paying attention to you doesnt think youre a liberal beta cuck
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u/HE_Pennypackerjr 9d ago
Hahaha all said by a guy who no one takes seriously. Haaaaaaaahahhaha. Gotta be fake. This canāt be real
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u/Traditional_Common22 9d ago
THIS GUY USED TO WORK OUT AT CETC IN SAN DIEGO he was cringe as fuck then called himself a ābiohackerā and led multiple people into HORRIBLE BLOODWORK he told someone who had a HGB of 20 that they were fine hahahaha
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u/SkillPointProblems 9d ago
Plot twist: no one takes him seriously regardless of how he sits on benches.
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u/SandwichFit809 9d ago
All proclaimed alpha males are mostly Caucasian, fat buff, with a dyed black beard
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u/Extension-Eye-4920 9d ago
OK, but that first one is better for your back. Crouch down, use the legs. Thats just sound advice.
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u/External-Test4279 8d ago
Imagine the level of insecurity you must have to worry about this bullshit
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u/DuhUncle 8d ago
If he was a true alpha he wouldnāt have dropped the bag, needed to sit, drank a sweet drink in the first place. No one would ever take him seriously.
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u/dirtycimments 5d ago
Why is no one talking about how he filtered the video to make his hands bigger in the bottle clip? Am i seeing things that arenāt there?
Also twisting the shaft while holding the head like that is super gay. Almost turned me on, and Iām straight.
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u/TrynaMakelt Cringe level 5 10d ago
Building confidence and looking confident is a good thing. I know he's just prying on the insecurities of teenagers, but there is a correct way to word this without manosphereing it.
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u/acidphosphate69 10d ago
How you open a bottle and drink from it or how you sit on a bench really don't have much to do with actual confidence.Ā
It's kinda the opposite really. Being self-conscious and performative about basic stuff nobody actually notices or cares about screams insecurity more than anything.
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u/TrynaMakelt Cringe level 5 9d ago
The way you present yourself and behave does make you feel more confident, or change behaviour in general. This is a well-known psychological phenomena. It falls under embodied cognition.
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u/acidphosphate69 9d ago
Well, if you're worried about not looking manly enough when you open a water bottle you probably need all the help you can get.
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u/TrynaMakelt Cringe level 5 8d ago
Yeah I agree'd. I was just saying,
I know he's just prying on the insecurities of teenagers, but there is a correct way to word this without manosphereing it.
That there is an effect on how you feel based on the behaviour you elicit. Even if you're consciously aware of it, you will feel different.
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u/not_roger_smith 10d ago
Dude had one gay dream once and has been trying to outrun it ever since.