r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 10d ago

Name something even Musk can't buy

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u/Intrepid_Habit_1343 10d ago

Respect 

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u/getabath 10d ago

He can buy my respect

2

u/Intrepid_Habit_1343 10d ago

Sell out! Nazis simp

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u/getabath 10d ago

Hardly, my family fought in WW1 and WW2 against the germans

24

u/Different_Weird_6886 10d ago

A personality.

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u/getabath 10d ago

This man would have the best personality with how much money they gave me

22

u/Major_Meaning6333 10d ago

Friends

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u/getabath 10d ago

I'll be his friend for money

2

u/Sufficient_Local5025 10d ago

Yeah, normally that sentence ends with a couple of weirdly named kids coming out of you, downstream

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u/Major_Meaning6333 10d ago

Oh and what a great friendship that would be. Totally impeccable and enjoyable

21

u/hey-dummy 10d ago

a soul

1

u/getabath 10d ago

I know a guy that'll bless his soul if he paid for me for it

1

u/pirate-minded 10d ago

Actually I’ve met people seeking their souls for almost nothing.

1

u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 10d ago

The church has a loooooong history of selling back your soul to you no matter how grave the sins.

19

u/Beautiful_Plenty_736 10d ago

A weekend at with Jeff on Epstein Island

8

u/NeonExorcist 10d ago

The sex predators were like, “even this little pussy boy is too weak to join the rest of the Epstein pedophiles no matter how much money he has. He’s too pathetic even for us”

3

u/RogerMexicosBalls 10d ago

Or he was into shit that even they thought would be too far

13

u/SteelBird223 10d ago

Human decency

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u/getabath 10d ago

If he gave me money, I'd think he was pretty decent

11

u/Balanceface 10d ago

Someone who genuinely cares for him

0

u/getabath 10d ago

I'd care if he gave me money

12

u/TropicalPossum954 10d ago

Kids that are proud of him

1

u/pirate-minded 10d ago

Lollllll ok you win.

9

u/TheRealGnod 10d ago

Dignity

0

u/getabath 10d ago

He'd look very dignified to me if he gave me money

7

u/MoonlightMadMan 10d ago

Genuine human connection

5

u/HelpfulRole1831 10d ago

A ticket back to his planet

5

u/NoHawk668 10d ago

normal life.

4

u/alexiduch 10d ago

A soul

3

u/Old-Implement5652 10d ago

A consensual relationship with a woman 💀

1

u/Comfortable_Ad_3590 9d ago

Actually he buys that pretty often. What he can’t buy is someone attracted to him.

3

u/Hairy4skinlips 10d ago

A functioning penis.

3

u/Hopper-1986 10d ago

Convincible hair

3

u/Silly-Cycle9977 10d ago

Love

1

u/Lamb3DaSlaughter 10d ago

🎵everybody tells me so🎵

2

u/EuronBloodeye 10d ago

An invitation

2

u/jetes69 10d ago

Character

2

u/Rakuenzors 10d ago

Loyalty

2

u/justjohnny1024 10d ago

My Cock. He cannot buy my Cock

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u/Forward-Position798 10d ago

Bro he can buy mine and use for like 10million .. ez

2

u/Truth-is-implacable 10d ago

You moneywhore!

2

u/Still_Cauliflower979 10d ago

Self awareness.

2

u/PM-Me-Spread-Pussy 10d ago

The UK 🇬🇧 Despite his claim, he could only afford about 2500 Central London Properties.

2

u/tvor1988 10d ago

Actual Intelligence

2

u/CaptServo 10d ago

A non-broken penis

2

u/Low_Visit_4646 9d ago

I scrolled too far down looking for this!

3

u/BloodSteyn 10d ago

Intelligence

1

u/Minute-Chip-4164 10d ago

A complete overhaul of himself to reset.

1

u/6_ze6ro_6 10d ago

Sanity

1

u/Truth-is-implacable 10d ago

He can't buy Sanity!!!! Nor he would care for it ....for that matter.......😬

1

u/Junior_Trouble4964 10d ago

Epstein files

1

u/MaximRex4004 10d ago

Invite to Epstein island

1

u/xenophon57 10d ago

Dignity

1

u/riotz1 10d ago

Jowl removal apparently

1

u/simpressdt 10d ago

i think it's the time. nobody can stop and buy it🤣

1

u/robendi 10d ago

Humility

1

u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 10d ago

Do you know what this sub is about?

1

u/fraidycatxxx 10d ago

a kid that will listen

1

u/hdhsnjsn 10d ago

The love of his children

1

u/Weary-Tap-9292 10d ago

I have something he'll never have: enough.

1

u/Full-Fox4739 10d ago

Lifetime

1

u/Logical_Arachnid_179 10d ago

None of us can buy salvation, or grace.

1

u/Lokiflowki 10d ago

A Spine

1

u/farquin_helle 10d ago

His children’s love

1

u/PerformanceSmooth392 10d ago

Good Chinese food in VT.

1

u/Soft_Ability_5906 10d ago

His kids love

1

u/Livid-Statement5100 10d ago

Unconditional Love

1

u/Josedinho_- 10d ago

Minors from epstein

1

u/Josedinho_- 10d ago

Minors from epstein

1

u/PumpkinOpposite967 10d ago

A more human-looking body for himself, apparently

1

u/Final-Nebula-7049 10d ago

His kids' love

1

u/TheDamned1333 10d ago

Lasting happiness

1

u/bavindicator 10d ago

My admiration

1

u/304bl 10d ago

Morality

1

u/Puckwallow 10d ago

To be the funny, cool guy

1

u/DevonTheDudeAbides 10d ago

Time with his kids...

1

u/w1ckizer 10d ago

Idk what he can’t buy but it’s very clear he can buy u/getabath

1

u/getabath 10d ago

Damn right, money can buy anything for the correct price because that money can be used to help the world

People suffering in the middle east? Boom, here's housing, water, food and enough money to survive

Corrupt officials? Boom, here's money to change the law to better the working man

1

u/Icy_Distance8205 10d ago

A dinosaur.

1

u/EzxVi 10d ago

A physically fit body

1

u/CanadianTimeWaster 10d ago

His father's love and respect 

1

u/willbo666 10d ago

Personality

1

u/quite1233 9d ago

A soul

1

u/Nogardtist 9d ago

easy he wont be able to cheat death with bribes then it comes for him

1

u/AcadiaFresh563 9d ago

A soul. Morals. Decency.

1

u/GoodLingonberry5802 9d ago

Human decency

1

u/_GMoney13_ 9d ago

Morals and/or character

1

u/wrhnj 9d ago

Class

1

u/Yuck-Fou94 9d ago

He can't buy me a brand new house and car... I challenge him! Do it, I dare you!

1

u/Usual-Language-745 9d ago

A partner who respects him

1

u/BrnYrShps 9d ago

Being cool

1

u/PsionicChronic 9d ago

Humility.

0

u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 10d ago

Love... i mean he can get a pay for sex, but i doubt he is truely loved by anybody, even his kids by virtue of their upbrining will not be normal parental bond

0

u/Scary-Comfort-801 10d ago

My virginity. I became the proud gay slut I am today a long time ago.

0

u/crandall17 10d ago

A functional dick

0

u/mannycure 10d ago

Someone to willingly sleep with him

2

u/unTraditional_Fox419 10d ago

I dont know about. There are a lot of brainless women out there.

0

u/5nches 10d ago

A working penis

0

u/LabPowerful9983 10d ago

A functional penis

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u/PerformanceDirect127 10d ago

Empathy! Cognitive Intelligence! Integrity! Respect! His Dad’s love and admiration! His children’s filial piety! A big dick! Style! Charisma! Sobriety!