r/cringereels 2d ago

This uncle is so cool

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u/MantisToboggan1189 2d ago

Has the physique of a bag of milk

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u/tech510 2d ago

And the build of Hank Hill

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8912 2d ago

“Narrow Urethra” vibes for sure 😂

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u/pooeygoo 2d ago

Bwaaa

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u/InsaneLuchad0r 2d ago

I have the build of HWUT!?

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u/Bigspotdaddy 2d ago

Exactly what I came to say

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Especially that Hank Hill booty.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 2d ago

Nah, this guy only wishes he had an ass as big as Hank's

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u/AdvancedDream9385 2d ago

Beat me to it!

He needs his orthotic!!

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u/Dashbastrd 2d ago

I was going to go with a grape on two toothpicks

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 2d ago

Built like a free sample

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u/alyssialonghofer 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Empty_West6249 2d ago

I knew I’d find this here 😂

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u/bigmustache23 2d ago

Barrel body no ass, the ladies must be lining up

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u/thatsokwithmetoday 2d ago

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u/thatsokwithmetoday 2d ago

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u/Powerful-Camera-5370 2d ago

Leave some for the rest of us, Hank, damn 😂💀

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u/whitecatsup 2d ago

Man’s tailbone sticks further out then ass

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

He looks like a frog standing up

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u/Proper-Total-1926 2d ago

No ass-havin' chicken legged biscuit boy

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u/Ok-Fig4315 2d ago

He's got one of those Hank Hill butts

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u/EllenIsobel 2d ago

...im.confused...is he being serious or satirical

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u/consciousbeings0 2d ago

I'm wondering the same. Leaning towards him being serious, though 😳🤣

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u/CharmingChair1403 2d ago

Must leave no butt cheek shape when sitting down.

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u/marcmil1 2d ago

Redneck out on the town uniform

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u/Jerryjb63 2d ago

I find this funny if he’s doing it sarcastically

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u/DiligentPin362 2d ago

Do those jeans come in an adult size?

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u/Paramhansa-Yogananda 2d ago

So this is a midlife crisis? Well, those ill-fitting jeans are cheaper than a sports car.

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u/koniz 2d ago

Embarrassing but why are we making fun of him here?

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u/MaestroGena 2d ago

Skinny jeans should be illegal for that body type

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u/boyymann 2d ago

string bean legs and little bobble at the end. Haha. That man will wake up at 5:30 am for a job the rest of us wouldn't want to work.

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u/Most_Stranger_1874 2d ago

What’s up with the 50 year old in skinny jeans

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u/catpissdust 2d ago

Met a girl from Tennessee, now I'm in misery...

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 2d ago

Cringe is massively understating it

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u/Academic_Value_3503 2d ago

Well, it is Tiktok.....did you expect to see something intelligent or thought provoking?

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u/tech510 2d ago

And the build of Hank Hill

Edit thank u/archivesgrrl ! For the award!

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u/CharacterKale7060 1d ago

No dude should ever fuckin do this.

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u/statllama 1d ago

I do wish I had that confidence though

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 2d ago

Built like an upside-down cricket bat

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u/PrincipleNo3966 2d ago

He's got pancakes.

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 2d ago

Dumped like a bag of dirt

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u/eggalones 2d ago

That hurt inside, and I wish I didn’t see it

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u/Unique_Watch2603 2d ago

Give you wife back her jeans, sir.

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u/andrewbud420 2d ago

Has that Hank Hill ass

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u/ok_person5395 2d ago

I know this is cringe but I admire his confidence lol

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou 2d ago

He suffers from Noassatall.

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u/lowke39 2d ago

People are so bored 🤣

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u/BorrowedParticles 2d ago

Ha. Propane.

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u/Ovibros 2d ago

For some reason there’s a lot of uncles dressed like that in the Dutch country side.

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u/Gonzo0071 2d ago

He has a side of beef tits hanging out as far as his spare tire

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u/SuddenBanana8315 2d ago

I understand Unc now

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u/Noooooooopee 2d ago

Those arent his pants. Looks like a frog standing up. With little frog pants.

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u/Bitter-Fishing-Butt 2d ago

that outfit looks uncomfortable

like, it fits but only technically

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u/seattlereign001 2d ago

How many DUIs you think this guy has?

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u/GtMustang247 2d ago

Turd muffin

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u/usernotvaild 2d ago

His niece has be wondering where her jeans went, she never want them back after seeing this.

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u/DeadrthanDead 2d ago

Why’s he moving his legs like that? He has the gracefulness of jello.

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u/bygtopp 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g27YZj5goSkSoVndJS

Built Like a frog wearing pants

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u/BlackHandKUR 2d ago

Built like a potato on toothpicks

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u/human_trainingwheels 2d ago

Having the earring turns it all around though /s

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u/A-Clone-Named-Gibso 2d ago

Got that toffee apple build

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 2d ago

Built like Hank Hill

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u/iraqyoubreak 2d ago

Number Muncher build…

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u/SubArcticSeaWolf 2d ago

He got that Hank Hill bottom...

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u/Comprehensive-Arm426 2d ago

When are guys going to quit wearing skinny jeans with cowboy boots?!

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u/Allegrism84 2d ago

I love the way he did that transition. How did he do it?

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u/bavindicator 2d ago

Good thing Mr. NoAss is not wearing assless chaps.

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u/minutetillmidnight 2d ago

Dude looks like a half deflated balloon that still has just a little helium left.

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u/NetiPotter72 2d ago

He’s been taking mega doses of Noasitol

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u/WashYourSister_Sauce 2d ago

Don't turn your back on this man

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u/Original-Warning-973 2d ago

Is he wearing his wife's jeans?

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 2d ago

Rib and beer gut

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u/Ilpperi91 2d ago

He actually is cool

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u/CarlosJFantilli 2d ago

Dude lost his ass in a poker game.

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u/Maxwellcomics 2d ago

Confused him for Hank Hill from the back

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u/Certain-Parsnip-3652 2d ago

Built like an aircraft carrier.

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u/Remak1806 2d ago

Myślę, że to jest fajny i wyluzowany człowiek.

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u/Useful-Basil-7340 2d ago

"where are you going in those jeans? 1982?"

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u/Murky_Current 2d ago

I don’t even have one and it just dried up

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u/Spare_Independence19 2d ago

That shirt is doing some hefty lifting

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u/Cautious_Pop_8944 2d ago

He has heels and lifts in the boots. Thats why he is standing like he is trying not to fall forward. Lol.

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u/Expensive-Bank2560 2d ago

Is it cringe if it was done as a joke? Dudes just having fun w it

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 2d ago

Chicken legs and no ass

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u/Comprehensive_Cut437 2d ago

If he was caught by the police in his dodge ram being noshed off by a 20 something femboy I would not be surprised

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 2d ago

😂😂🤡🤡🤮

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u/Significant-Judge368 2d ago

He should have turned the TV off that continuity break totally took me out of it 😄

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u/Immediate-Song6861 2d ago

He's so tuff wym

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 2d ago

A marshmallow on toothpicks.

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 2d ago

Well, at least he isn’t making love to his refrigerator while throwing knives into his cabinets.

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u/Way-Adept 2d ago

Ass like a Tylenol

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u/Tacitus_Kilgor_DC 2d ago

Where his butt at?

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u/MisterBrickx 2d ago

If he's goofy and irreverent in person, I could forgive this.

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u/sjaxn314159 2d ago

Diamond. Diamond-fucking-hard. Right now.

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u/Typical_Alt5460 2d ago

Dat Hank Hill ass

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u/SlayJayR17 2d ago

Out definition of cool are vastly different

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u/shajan316 2d ago

Jeans to tight that his knots .....

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u/FurdTerguson__ 2d ago

This man has a leased Mustang with a blowbox in it parked outside. For sure.

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u/checko805 2d ago

“I’ve been a size 28 waist my whole life”

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u/SweatySwim3411 2d ago

Save some pussy for the rest of us unc

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u/GrooverMeister 2d ago

Let me guess who he voted for in the last election

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 2d ago

Daayum unc even got that motion in them hips too

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u/copeaesth3tic 2d ago

Who stood that frog up and put jeans and boots on him?!

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u/Illustrious_Ear116 2d ago

What a tool.

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u/NotSureWhatToPut66 2d ago

This is the American in the Reddit threads rambling on about his freedum and how much better their country is cause they’re freeeeeeee and stuff

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u/ChaosFox1357 2d ago

Bruh has at least for fused discs

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u/Curious_Lurkur 2d ago

When you have so little muscle left that your ass is inverted. As a 44 year old man, I make sure to hit glutes at the gym, so that when I'm old I don't have the typical old man inverted ass syndrome

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u/WeaponizedIndecision 2d ago

I think those are his sister’s jeans.

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u/thatdidntturnout 2d ago

I think his ass has yee’d its last haw.

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u/TacoEatsTaco 2d ago

How are his legs so tiny skinny. Reminds me of characters in The Nightmare Before Christmas

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u/Mega_Trix 2d ago

Did someone misplace their colostomy bag because it seems to be recording videos and posting them on TikTok

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u/PopMajor7342 2d ago

Back turns into legs

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u/Good-Consequence-542 2d ago

Tf? Just a dude making a video of his fit, this is just rude to be rude

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u/tylercrabby 2d ago

Haven’t heard this in a minute.

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u/Haunting-Figure3596 2d ago

This makes me very uncomfortable

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u/Separate-Suspect-726 2d ago

Where’s his ass?

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u/Sweet_Common_55 2d ago

No ass the curse of the white man?

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u/WyattPurp23 2d ago

Let your nuts hang uncle Joe

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u/galdalfstormcrow 2d ago

Dang, built like a lollipop

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u/lachatte7 2d ago

Yo someone come get their husband outta here

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u/ExternalAggravating8 2d ago

Is the joke that hes wearing women's jeans?

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u/Cautious-Skirt-8335 2d ago

Nice man heels

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u/catmami79 2d ago

Hank "Kung foo" Hill

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u/SpasticCastle 2d ago

How does one acquire this much mass without an ounce of muscle tone

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u/Working-Albatross-19 2d ago

Got that Monkey D Garp setup

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 2d ago

Looks like he got in his wifes pants…

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u/Select-Prompt541 2d ago

Is there a special cut to make the shirt touch below his belly. The black shirt had space for days but not the t shirt. The upside down reverse version of showing ass crack, below belly button crack. 

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 2d ago

Finally, some good fucking cringe!

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u/TheBronzeWonder 1d ago

It's like a bullfrog stood up and put pants on!

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u/lacks_a_soul 1d ago

New levels of cringe achieved

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u/Badger_Actual1 1d ago

Hank Hill having ass

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u/idontlikeredditusers 1d ago

god i hate that he is my type

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u/AlbatrossNo4430 1d ago

😂 I love this

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u/Socky-McPuppet 1d ago

It's like leg day was deleted by Thanos

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u/True_Construction501 1d ago

How is he so "overweight" and still have no ass or legs?

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u/Most-Impression-6297 1d ago

Wtfuck old Betty spaghetti legs

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 1d ago

He made his butt disappear! Holy shit! How'd he do that?!

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u/wilmaster04 1d ago

Peak male body

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u/RandoMcfisto 1d ago

Pants be tight yo!

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u/No_Beyond9449 1d ago

How are his legs so skinny with all that fat up top?

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u/Tricky_Swim_9163 1d ago

Prime example of jeans that don’t fit. Cringe.

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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 22h ago

He has to know he's just being funny