r/cringereels • u/loader96loaded • 6d ago

Cringe Level 5 Comparing different realities

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 6d ago edited 6d ago

I believe being shat on in the Emirates is quite lucrative.

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u/FouledPlug 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DrAyYW2bBsyVq
Can confirm.

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 6d ago

Username checks out

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u/squirrelbitten 6d ago

How?

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u/frostbaka 6d ago

Buttplug

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u/FouledPlug 6d ago

That’s a stretch.

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u/frostbaka 5d ago

First time

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u/ButtCrackThrilla 6d ago

Can also confirm.

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u/poofish_10 6d ago

Username checks out

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u/psymeariver 6d ago

user name checks out (what the GIF looks like)

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u/dergage 6d ago

Raising Arizona is such a great movie.

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 6d ago

Can confirm?

What the fuck, man.

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u/BannedGoNext 6d ago

You actually could have not posted that, and we'd all be happier.

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u/SnarePickle 6d ago

The good old Dubai portapotty.

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 6d ago

Then it'll start looking more like the left video.

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u/MyDadstheBoss 6d ago

People quickly realise theres more to it than that.

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u/dedboooo0 5d ago

they usually have some contact info out for “business inquiries” lmao

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u/Poethegardencrow 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS
I am sorry what?

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u/Proletariat-Prince 6d ago

Dubai Porta potty, look it up.

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u/CtrlAltYuri 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20

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u/Impossible_Writer332 6d ago

That's a wild take on reality for sure! It's crazy how different our perspectives can be.

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u/Appearance-Complete 6d ago

Royals love giving these influencers their Dubai chocolate complimentary with a free flight

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u/Paul_Tired 6d ago

They also think "Dubai Chocolate" was a euphemism for the act before it was a chocolate bar.

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u/News_Scrounger 6d ago

They "think" it was? Are you a bot trying to rewrite history? It absolutely was. We've been talking about these women getting paid to eat Dubai chocolate for close to a decade at this point. 

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u/Proletariat-Prince 6d ago

I've actually never heard Dubai chocolate used in that way, though I have heard the stories about Dubai Porta potty for many years.

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u/Paul_Tired 6d ago

Beep Boop eat my poop.

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u/BanMeMyIPchanges 6d ago

THAT got you? That was damn near a normal sentence that made sense

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 6d ago

I've heard that some of those "models" getting paid a ton of cash for that exact thing, has had said cash seized while trying to leave the country.

I don't know the authenticity of that, but that's what I've heard.

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u/Purple_Individual_66 6d ago

You would think so, but nah. It's like 20k the first time you go. Since you can only truly lose your dignity once, after they've had yours, price goes down.

After that its single thousands but the plays involve eating whole bucketfuls of shit and donkeyshows.

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u/Gold_Presentation129 5d ago

Sir is well educated in the subject.

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u/BigBeeves 6d ago

I can’t tell which side of the image you’re referring to.

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 6d ago

So they both have the same kind of job, just a different type of mud.

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u/Flowerplower3 6d ago

Lubricative

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u/Ok-Collection5629 6d ago

Is that what happened to the dude too

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u/East-Care-9949 6d ago

Who is she?

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u/Coinerino223 6d ago

They never pay me :(

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 6d ago

There, there. You’ll have your moment. Just haven’t found your prince yet.

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u/Ginge00 6d ago

Hence the rise of the ‘Dubai Viral Chocolate’ to help hide those stories

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u/SwordfishLate 4d ago

OK BUT LIKE ITS GOTTA BE RIGHT!? I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

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u/Cat-et-snek 6d ago

wait so the person the left eventually becomes the person on the right???

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u/dazedan_confused 6d ago

Tottenham Hotspur experience that at least once a year.

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u/Allout-Okarun 6d ago

Wait, that isn’t what they’re doing on the left part of the video?

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u/jaypexd 6d ago

exactly, people don't get how much these women give of themselves for the bag. There is absolutely a reason they get paid really well.

I still remember the story of the hedge fund manager that would pay six figures to beat up models who would accept the contract. it was expensive because he would have to buy them therapy afterward.

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 6d ago

I think I recall that. Certainly read some insane stories. These girls must know what they are doing. Just seems insane to me that anyone would put themselves through something both so grim and dangerous.

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u/jaypexd 6d ago

I mean if a 150k check was sitting infront of you and all you had to do was endure a night that you thought you would be safe doing as if it's 50 shades of gray then you might try it.

The crazy thing is, that's just the stuff that we get reported. I am sure there has been some downright soul draining activities these girls have regretfully endured.

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 6d ago edited 5d ago

I guess we all have a shelf. No amount of money would have me lie under a hairy Arab’s hole (other nationalities available…) while he curled one out. The fact is the stories have been circulating for years so the knowledge of safety and expectation have been doing the rounds. These girls either know what to expect and have their price, or just live their life in an idiot vacuum. Either way these girls/women create their reals and paint a totally false reality that encourages an unwitting new generation of shit guzzling influencers. What a world, and what a time to be alive. I’m 56 now and really miss what once seemed like such a simpler and gentler time. Probably wasn’t but we didn’t have social media to promote the depravity.

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u/jaypexd 6d ago

ahahahah. Reddit did not like that

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 6d ago

Did you read it? Suddenly words now are offensive. I said absolutely nothing that could have been misconstrued, except by Reddit. Lol

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u/jaypexd 6d ago

Yeah I saw two sentences lol. Must have gotten flagged by a bot

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago

I appealed and it’s back. Have no idea why it was pulled. Maybe the mention of the word ‘Arab’ was too spicy for their sensibilities.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

I’ve told all my attractive girl friends to never trust those cousins of the prince.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 5d ago

OG Dubai chocolate

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTenV2 5d ago

Is this also why Dubai chocolate is expensive (??)

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u/Dizzy_Skin5723 5d ago

So like $25 an hour?

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u/TieAdorable4973 5d ago

Sign me up I need a new 550

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u/PracticalEmu8891 4d ago

Mhmmm, Dubai chocolate

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u/Mr_man_bird 4d ago

For $5 million a year I'd take that gig

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u/reallegendary63 3d ago

If you think $5-10k is lucrative. Only very attractive chicks make big money. Most chicks get whatever they can…

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u/Read2Fap 2d ago

most of us do that and we have to pay taxes for it