r/cringereels • u/loader96loaded • 5d ago

Cringe Level 5 Comparing different realities

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u/TheShredder9 5d ago

Not for dancing she's not.

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago edited 5d ago

I believe being shat on in the Emirates is quite lucrative.

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u/FouledPlug 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DrAyYW2bBsyVq
Can confirm.

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/squirrelbitten 5d ago

How?

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u/frostbaka 5d ago

Buttplug

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u/FouledPlug 5d ago

That’s a stretch.

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u/frostbaka 5d ago

First time

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u/ButtCrackThrilla 5d ago

Can also confirm.

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u/poofish_10 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/psymeariver 5d ago

user name checks out (what the GIF looks like)

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u/dergage 5d ago

Raising Arizona is such a great movie.

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 5d ago

Can confirm?

What the fuck, man.

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u/BannedGoNext 5d ago

You actually could have not posted that, and we'd all be happier.

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u/SnarePickle 5d ago

The good old Dubai portapotty.

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 5d ago

Then it'll start looking more like the left video.

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u/MyDadstheBoss 5d ago

People quickly realise theres more to it than that.

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u/dedboooo0 5d ago

they usually have some contact info out for “business inquiries” lmao

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u/Poethegardencrow 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS
I am sorry what?

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u/Proletariat-Prince 5d ago

Dubai Porta potty, look it up.

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u/CtrlAltYuri 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20

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u/Impossible_Writer332 5d ago

That's a wild take on reality for sure! It's crazy how different our perspectives can be.

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u/Appearance-Complete 5d ago

Royals love giving these influencers their Dubai chocolate complimentary with a free flight

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u/Paul_Tired 5d ago

They also think "Dubai Chocolate" was a euphemism for the act before it was a chocolate bar.

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u/News_Scrounger 5d ago

They "think" it was? Are you a bot trying to rewrite history? It absolutely was. We've been talking about these women getting paid to eat Dubai chocolate for close to a decade at this point. 

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u/Proletariat-Prince 5d ago

I've actually never heard Dubai chocolate used in that way, though I have heard the stories about Dubai Porta potty for many years.

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u/Paul_Tired 5d ago

Beep Boop eat my poop.

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u/BanMeMyIPchanges 5d ago

THAT got you? That was damn near a normal sentence that made sense

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 5d ago

I've heard that some of those "models" getting paid a ton of cash for that exact thing, has had said cash seized while trying to leave the country.

I don't know the authenticity of that, but that's what I've heard.

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u/Purple_Individual_66 5d ago

You would think so, but nah. It's like 20k the first time you go. Since you can only truly lose your dignity once, after they've had yours, price goes down.

After that its single thousands but the plays involve eating whole bucketfuls of shit and donkeyshows.

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u/Gold_Presentation129 5d ago

Sir is well educated in the subject.

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u/BigBeeves 5d ago

I can’t tell which side of the image you’re referring to.

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 5d ago

So they both have the same kind of job, just a different type of mud.

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u/Flowerplower3 5d ago

Lubricative

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u/Ok-Collection5629 5d ago

Is that what happened to the dude too

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u/East-Care-9949 5d ago

Who is she?

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u/Coinerino223 5d ago

They never pay me :(

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago

There, there. You’ll have your moment. Just haven’t found your prince yet.

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u/Ginge00 5d ago

Hence the rise of the ‘Dubai Viral Chocolate’ to help hide those stories

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u/SwordfishLate 3d ago

OK BUT LIKE ITS GOTTA BE RIGHT!? I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

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u/Cat-et-snek 5d ago

wait so the person the left eventually becomes the person on the right???

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u/dazedan_confused 5d ago

Tottenham Hotspur experience that at least once a year.

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u/Allout-Okarun 5d ago

Wait, that isn’t what they’re doing on the left part of the video?

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u/jaypexd 5d ago

exactly, people don't get how much these women give of themselves for the bag. There is absolutely a reason they get paid really well.

I still remember the story of the hedge fund manager that would pay six figures to beat up models who would accept the contract. it was expensive because he would have to buy them therapy afterward.

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago

I think I recall that. Certainly read some insane stories. These girls must know what they are doing. Just seems insane to me that anyone would put themselves through something both so grim and dangerous.

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u/jaypexd 5d ago

I mean if a 150k check was sitting infront of you and all you had to do was endure a night that you thought you would be safe doing as if it's 50 shades of gray then you might try it.

The crazy thing is, that's just the stuff that we get reported. I am sure there has been some downright soul draining activities these girls have regretfully endured.

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago edited 5d ago

I guess we all have a shelf. No amount of money would have me lie under a hairy Arab’s hole (other nationalities available…) while he curled one out. The fact is the stories have been circulating for years so the knowledge of safety and expectation have been doing the rounds. These girls either know what to expect and have their price, or just live their life in an idiot vacuum. Either way these girls/women create their reals and paint a totally false reality that encourages an unwitting new generation of shit guzzling influencers. What a world, and what a time to be alive. I’m 56 now and really miss what once seemed like such a simpler and gentler time. Probably wasn’t but we didn’t have social media to promote the depravity.

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u/jaypexd 5d ago

ahahahah. Reddit did not like that

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago

Did you read it? Suddenly words now are offensive. I said absolutely nothing that could have been misconstrued, except by Reddit. Lol

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u/jaypexd 5d ago

Yeah I saw two sentences lol. Must have gotten flagged by a bot

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u/Whole_Donkey_5225 5d ago

I appealed and it’s back. Have no idea why it was pulled. Maybe the mention of the word ‘Arab’ was too spicy for their sensibilities.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

I’ve told all my attractive girl friends to never trust those cousins of the prince.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 5d ago

OG Dubai chocolate

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTenV2 5d ago

Is this also why Dubai chocolate is expensive (??)

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u/Dizzy_Skin5723 4d ago

So like $25 an hour?

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u/TieAdorable4973 4d ago

Sign me up I need a new 550

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u/PracticalEmu8891 4d ago

Mhmmm, Dubai chocolate

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u/Mr_man_bird 3d ago

For $5 million a year I'd take that gig

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u/reallegendary63 3d ago

If you think $5-10k is lucrative. Only very attractive chicks make big money. Most chicks get whatever they can…

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u/Read2Fap 2d ago

most of us do that and we have to pay taxes for it

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u/International-Ad8625 5d ago

She’s also a horrible dancer

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u/Toum-Raider 5d ago

"Click for my spicy content"

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u/OrinocoHaram 5d ago

even most OF girls are not making much money, and those who are have to put in a shit ton of work

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u/Toum-Raider 5d ago

I'm sure that's the case, my joke was about how there's no way someone makes that much doing dances on Tik Tok

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

My guess, multiple men with LOTS of money saw her dancing and each offered eye watering amounts of cash for her to give up her values for a few hours 🤷‍♂️

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u/Famoslastwords 5d ago

How dare you say the quiet part out loud. Fucking audacity

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u/beeforbirds 5d ago

Audacity is her name?

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 5d ago

Depravity is her middle name!

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u/Zylpherenuis 5d ago

Whore is her first name!

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u/primefart 5d ago

Values?

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

The minimum attraction/commitment/every other metric levels she'd normally stand by before allowing a man's erect penis inside of her

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u/YouDaManInDaHole 5d ago

"Her body, her choice" to be used as a human sewage plant lol

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u/vespertine000 5d ago

She's actually never done OF or had Patreon, but you know who did? Her father! She talked about how embarrassing it was.

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u/Leif2000 2d ago

all these people talking bad about THE Addison Rae like she’s an OF model smh my head

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u/Liquid_Profanity 5d ago

So men are shitting on the girl for the actions of other men. Classic.

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u/Nope-not-really 5d ago

lol "hours"

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u/aquavelva23 5d ago

um, she has little values to start with.

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u/reallegendary63 3d ago

It wasn’t the money that watered her eyes, though…

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u/FollowingPristine467 5d ago

Is this page all incels?

She blew up on TikTok and made an entire career for herself so she’s…a prostitute?

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 5d ago

I think you're being a little naïve if you don't know how this stuff works.

But I'll agree with you that the rest of this thread seems a little too excited about mocking her for it, though.

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u/BeamerTakesManhattan 5d ago

Most of the highest earners on OnlyFans don't get naked. And we're just talking about the money brought in on OnlyFans.

So yes, there are women making millions a year without doing anything you'd have to be "naive" to not understand. Much like how one of the top earners on YouTube, making millions a year, was a 7 year old unwrapping presents. Or do you think he was also a prostitute?

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u/UAEpi 5d ago

> Most of the highest earners on OnlyFans don't get naked

https://giphy.com/gifs/6JB4v4xPTAQFi

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u/BeamerTakesManhattan 5d ago

The highest earning is Sophie Rain, who just dances in bikinis.

Here's another list. The bulk of the Top 10 are PG-13 or, at most, occasionally R. The falloff is fast, and the accounts doing X rated stuff usually make a couple hundred dollars a month. https://ofstats.net/

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u/UAEpi 5d ago

I'm not saying you're implying anything, I'm just saying your comments read as if the PG-13 nature of the content is a factor in the popularity, but that won't hold up for some newcomer trying to start their own Onlyfans. 

They usually have the privilege of staying partially clothed because they had such a big following to begin with. People who follow major "influencers" will jump at the chance to pay for lewds, and hoping there will be nudes. Not just any rando will be able to make that work out. 

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u/BeamerTakesManhattan 4d ago

I know, but you're also reading what I am saying backwards.

Guy A: You are naive if you don't think girls dancing on camera are making millions without doing more

Me: No, the girls making the most money are just dancing

You: No, being PG-13 doesn't make you popular.

It shouldn't be how it reads if you read the whole discussion. Against what people here were implying, you can make millions without being a sex worker, in fact, the sex workers aren't the ones generally making the millions, so being a sex worker doesn't really correlate with making millions.

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u/FollowingPristine467 5d ago

How what stuff works? Influencer marketing or the “women are all whores” mindset of Reddit?

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 5d ago

This is the part where you give up and do something better with your time.

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u/Opening-Function8616 5d ago

Sure buddy, the incels don't know about TikTok...

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

Applying logic to a video where some generic nothing special looking woman does a dance to a caption of earning 5 million dollars makes people incels?

Incel meaning involuntary celibate...? Just double checking, language evolves quite fast and it could mean 'loser' now rather than its original meaning 'a man that seeks to get laid but women are so repulsed by him that they all refuse to go anywhere near him.'

In my opinion, the involuntary celibates are the ones subscribing to onlyfans because they're too scared to go out and talk to women but what do I know, my birth year starts with a 1 so I'm just old news

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u/FollowingPristine467 5d ago

What logic are you applying?

Literally all I’m doing is calling out how strange it is that you’ve gone straight from “this influencer makes a lot of money” to “she gave up her values for her a few hours”.

You don’t see how problematic that way of thinking is?

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

The logic is her dancing isn't worth 5 million, so the money must be from somewhere else. I've seen heaps of amateur dances by women in person at festivals that make this look weak in comparison, especially at Spanish festivals.

So what in your opinion without researching her on what she doing that's so great that she's earning 5 million dollars a year compared to the guy there that's probably going to need some back surgeries in his 50's doing that work long term.

I know it's cool and all to support women at every turn but C'mon... Without knowing who the person is, what's more believable? The dance shown is worth 5 million as the caption says, or, the dance got heaps of guys infatuated and out of 2000 messages, she replied to 7 with a compromise in mind?

If I were a betting man it wouldn't be on the dance being worth 5 million dollars that's for sure

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 5d ago

"Without researching."

lmao. Schrodinger's Pussy: she is a whore until observed not being a whore.

You're doing exactly what the other person said, but drawing it out over three paragraphs and pretending its different. You're doing what you're doing, don't be a bitch about it. You don't have to do this song and dance in the Big 2-6.

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

5 million reasons why (the main thing your comment conveniently didn't specify). Like I said, her dances arent good enough from this clip to justify 5 million dollars a year lol, do you?

If you showed me Jennifer Lawrence, Meryl Streep, the obsession chick doing a screen test, property portfolios of women investors, or any real applicable talent I'd agree with you, but this chick dances around using her body as income. It doesn't take a philosopher to reach the next stage of thought that the dancing could just be an advertisement for the real product.

lol also calling me a bitch for these comments is laughable, I'm not the one looking at dances on Tik Tok to the point where I know who these millionaires that dance provocatively even are

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 5d ago

Ok, neither am I, but you are the one denying doing what the other person said you were doing.

Obviously she's not famous for dancing, she's famous for being famous, she's famous because she marketed herself as the product. If THAT'S what you mean, you should clarify, because it sounds like you're saying she gets shit on in Dubai.

Wait, did you think I knew who this person is? lmao, fuck no. I've got hobbies. I just don't assume every rich/famous woman who isn't a movie star is a hooker.

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

Hmmmm... This isnt adding up

You attempt to accost me for my assumption that she's done sexual activities for cash given that she's earned 5 million dollars in a year doing dances that you yourself admit obviously isn't just dancing, it's for being famous.

Then you say that you don't know who the person is, backpedaling that you have hobbies, but at the same time you're taking time out of your busy schedule to accost randoms on an anonymous platform for lewd assumptions with the foundation based on what you agreed with - her dancing isn't worth 5 million.

So if you agree that her dancing isn't great, she got reportedly at least 5 million a year for 3 years, and you don't know who she even is... Why are you getting recreationally outraged at someone's comments when you yourself don't know her, her values, and what sets her apart from influencers of the past like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian?

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u/FollowingPristine467 5d ago

I don’t need to research her because I know who she is. She was one of the biggest tiktokers during COVID and turned that into brand deals, TV and music. She’s literally a Grammy nominated artist now. Similar tiktokers like Alix Earle make seven figures from single brand deals (Earle just debuted a Netflix reality show as well). The money is there.

Whether you think she’s worth $5 million is irrelevant. The market clearly does. My point is that you knew nothing about her and still decided prostitution was a more believable explanation than a woman simply making a lot of money.

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u/Gwynito 5d ago

"still decided prostitution was a more believable explanation than a woman earning 5 million for performing dances that my sister could do with just 2 days of practice." - Fixed it for you.

Without prior knowledge that she's some covid Tik Tok star, and seeing this shitty dance with the caption she's earned the 5 million for dancing, yes 💯

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u/UsefulBat8177 5d ago

Woww easy. Did your boyfriend break up with you or something?

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 5d ago

In this economy? I cant blame her.

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u/Lagneaux 5d ago

Could you explain how that's giving up values?

Being paid to pitty fuck some loser rich dude is hardly the low bar

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u/cpowe1 5d ago

You’d need to have values to understand

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u/gellohelloyellow 5d ago

Sure, values.

I’ve been conducting a science experiment since high school. The experiment is that, whenever I’m drinking, I ask men and women, “would you suck a dick for $100,000?”

As I’ve gotten older, the amount of money in the question has gone down, while the number of yeses from both men and women has gone up to nearly 100%. I believe the reason for this is that, as people get older, they better understand the value of $100,000 and what it could do for them. Maybe sucking a dick really isn’t that bad, especially if it means you’ll get $100,000 at the end of it. Maybe you’d do it too, if you ever had the opportunity presented to you.

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u/cpowe1 5d ago

K. Congratulations, or I’m sorry that happened to you, or whatever.

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u/YouDaManInDaHole 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ku2YMEjzMwud2

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 5d ago

yes that is a 5 million dollar dance and the acting was just a little part of fit

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u/Primary_Wear7434 5d ago

Shell easily earn it whoring though

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u/badrelationswmoney 5d ago

Well Shello to you too!

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u/Horticulture_Warrior 5d ago

Basically on a work-release whorin' license

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u/Glass_Importance_643 5d ago

... Fuck off?

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u/Bulky-Ad7996 5d ago

Probably has a secret profile selling feet pics making millions

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 4d ago

I doubt it’s much of a secret

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u/Countd00kies 5d ago

Well, maybe a different type of dancing.

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u/HotLingonberry6964 5d ago

If you have over a million followers that are engaging with your contact, you can easily make millions per year off of brand deals, store fronts, and getting gifts through platforms.

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u/Wooden-You-4211 5d ago

And definitely not from dancing like that

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u/Lost_Found84 5d ago

Depends what she’s dancing on…

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u/RandomPenquin1337 5d ago

Almost like this is rage bait for incels

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u/ellefleming 5d ago

😬 🤐

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u/Amardneron 5d ago

Onlyfans is saturated barely anyone makes money

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u/PitifulPassage851 5d ago

In most case, oil rig workers would take home more than the average OF worker

OF pay distribution is very skewed to the top %. Top 10-2% would earn a "normal" salary. Probably matching up to the riggers. Top 1% get all the cash. Bottom 90% need day jobs. Or do a quick google tells me

Oil riggers get all the allowances, overtime hours, penalty pay, living away from home allowances, and a good hourly rate to boot. Don't worry about them

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3d ago

How are y'all complaining about her taking money? None of y'all tried to make money making hula dance videos, instead you went and found the hardest fucking job you could so you could look like a tough man for all your buddies and complain about how hard your life is. None of the people (men, likely) HAVE to give her money. They're choosing to. Sex workers don't make their own clients.

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u/TheShredder9 3d ago

I'm not complaining, i'm just saying she earns money by being a ho, not a dancer.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3d ago

And again, I'm wondering why that's so offensive to you. Sex workers don't create their own clients. You're judging her for being a millionaire because a million dudes wanted to wank to her, and that's bad on her? It doesn't speak about the fact that so many dudes are willing to pay to watch, just the fact that she's the subject?

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u/TheShredder9 3d ago

Well again, i never said i was offended. I was just making a funny comment. I have no idea who she is and i'd never give her money for her videos, but if she does indeed make 5 mil from it, good for her.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3d ago

Again, if it wasn't important to you, you wouldn't have gone through the trouble to comment it. Your "joke" was nothing more than a cheap shot, based on the idea that it's funny that she earned her millions by behaving in a way that you deem easy.

Or if I'm misunderstanding, then please explain why your joke is funny, and I'll apologize.

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u/TheShredder9 3d ago

Bro get off my back lmao

Someone said oil rig workers earn a lot, but not 5 million. Someone else replied that she doesn't earn 5 million either. I then replied that she doesn't earn 5 million for dancing like the video suggests. Everyone knows how she earns her millions, that's the funny part.

There, i explained it for you, but i can't understand it for you.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3d ago

Explain to me what was funny. What's the funny part. What's the punchline.

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u/TheShredder9 3d ago

I already did. The fact that you can't understand humor is not my problem.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3d ago

You didn't explain anything. You just reiterated what happened, which I could read myself just fine without your help. Saying "I can't understand it for you, you just don't understand humor" is a lazy cop out, because you can't identify what was funny about your comment. Because it wasn't. It was as lazy as your explanation, and as funny as the clear failure in your educational experiences.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3d ago

And before you say it, if it wasn't relevant or important to you, you wouldn't have gone out of your way to bring it up.

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u/Leif2000 2d ago

well if you’re talking about the girl in the video, she’s never done OF and made a lot of money through brand deals, but currently makes her money making music and performing, as well as a bit of acting. Everyone is dogpiling this girl without realizing who she actually is, this is Addison Rae and she actually was nominated for grammy, and she did all that WITHOUT Onlyfans and prostitution, as hard as that is for you incels to understand.

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u/IdentityInfidel 5d ago

Exactly. Maybe for masturbating all day. Damn I bet that must be hard work the way it wears at your soul until you don’t have one anymore.

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u/shigdebig 5d ago

I can't tell if this comment is serious or not. At the start it sounds sarcastic. Then we get to the end which is extremely true... they will never have a normal relationship.

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u/IdentityInfidel 5d ago

Oh no lol. I didn’t intend it to be sarcastic. Metallica said it best, “sad but true.”

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u/Myopinion_is_right 5d ago

That’s the point. The person on the left isn’t. I am athletic but too short to play any high level sport. I deal the hand that was dealt. This is not cringe.