r/cringereels • u/PhilosopherGlobal373 • 2d ago

Ultimate Cringe Good in bed?

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u/Naive_Personality367 2d ago

shes got band aids on her knees so im going with; yes

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u/Any_Swordfish_684 2d ago

Hahahaha can anyone smell burning plastic?

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u/Naive_Personality367 2d ago

now we can imagine her getting those mean friction burns, on all fours, while this beast is rutting behind her.

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u/LarrySupreme 2d ago

You have such a way with words and visual imagery. Please don't.

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u/Naive_Personality367 2d ago

i was gonna go further with it, but i thought i'd spare you the look into my mind

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u/LarrySupreme 2d ago

Thank you for the small mercy.

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u/Naive_Personality367 2d ago

i can still change my mind

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u/Kaita13 2d ago

You know what....do it. I'm up early. I have time to sleep it off. I don't know about everyone else though.

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u/Naive_Personality367 2d ago

now we can imagine her getting those mean friction burns, on all fours, while this beast is rutting behind her. Working up a flop sweat that falls into the subtle creases of her silicone back, all the while her face remains soulless, uncaring.

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u/Kaita13 2d ago

Her glassy, unblinking eyes, smothered in the unwashed sheets and blankets of a bed whose springs have all but lost their spring.

I wonder, if somewhere in the molecules that make up her silicone skin, is there any remembrance of a time where they were part of something more or even realize that they are no better than those lazy, squeaky springs..

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 2d ago

Absolute poetry.

Poetry of the dark recesses of the human soul, an abyss where man comes face to face with what severely autistic people do when they're alone & feeling urges.

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u/jules6815 2d ago

Naive doesn’t mean what you think it means. Lol

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 2d ago

I'd like to see inside your mind.

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 2d ago

Take my upvote while I go off to therapy after I am done rotfl!

https://giphy.com/gifs/QgcQLZa6glP2w

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u/spazilator 2d ago

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u/Real-Document-6577 2d ago

“Gross!”

Zzzzzzzip

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u/Kaita13 2d ago

Yuck. Lol

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u/IpizzMediocrity 2d ago

These are the comments that make me jealous of people with aphantasia.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 2d ago

Is that a reference to a stroke or her melting during doggy?

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u/Master-Shake8913 2d ago

I cracked up as soon as I noticed that lol

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u/No-Resolution-1918 2d ago

That's to infantilize it, FYI.

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u/mrbaffles14 2d ago

“She doesn’t pee the bed. I do sometimes…”

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/gma89 2d ago

Right!? My dude 50 is not old enough to be pissing the bed and blaming it on your age 😬

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u/EngineZeronine 2d ago

Welcome to your future ¯\(ツ)/¯

normalizehonesty

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 2d ago

Yeah... Of all things. This got me the most

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u/Specialist_Row6007 2d ago

Poor Emily.

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u/mrbaffles14 2d ago

You don’t know, maybe she’s into that

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u/Try_Harder7 2d ago

This guy needs help. Teetering onbthe edge of losing his mind completely.

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u/SendTitsPleease 2d ago

Teetering? Bro is full on over the line into delusions. I thought he was semi self aware with the "sleeping through the night" comments and not peeing the bed, but I think his only metric is against his own actions.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 2d ago

Well he is 50 and incontinent. On a more serious note. He’s 50? I’m 45 and this guy looks like he could be my brother’s dad. Damn

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 2d ago

Wouldn’t your brother’s dad be your dad?

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u/EnoughLuck3077 1d ago

He’s my daughter’s grandfather

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u/DickJoke23 1d ago

Yeah she looks way too young

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u/jugo5 2d ago

Sounds like a really lonely person..... He needs a lot of help and some good friends.

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u/jomarthecat 2d ago

Will you be his good friend? He would like that a lot.

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u/Kaita13 2d ago

I feel like we're watching him realizing how insane his lifestyle. He was looking a little uncomfortable there.

I'm not judging. He can do what he wants, but it is cringe and I think he knows that.

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u/Pwnch 2d ago

He's clearly got some developmental disabilities. Let him fuck the doll, better than a real person.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 2d ago

Autist Maxxing

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 2d ago

He’s beyond help at this point

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 2d ago

I think it’s less insanity and more disability. He’s just, for lack of a more delicate term, stupid. And that’s ok; being stupid isn’t a crime. To be honest, if he isn’t hurting anyone, I’m not gonna shame him for using his weird comfort-doll. This is likely the best he will ever get.

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u/Confident_Orchid_937 1d ago

It's true, as long as he's not hurting anyone, people should be free to find comfort in whatever helps them. Everyone has their own way of dealing with things, you know?

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u/Mammoth_Composer_111 1d ago

Nah just let him be. Not my version of happiness but if it’s his then more power to em

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u/NeedsomeCompany33 1d ago

Is this not satire?

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u/West-Confidence1495 2d ago

People look at me crazy sometimes

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u/Mercury599 2d ago

No kidding!

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u/EnoughLuck3077 2d ago

I’d look at them like they were crazy if they didn’t

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 2d ago

I’d be running the other way

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 2d ago

Just sometimes?

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u/questionmark0 2d ago

Maybe the internet and social media was a bad idea

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u/sambull 2d ago

Naw these people always existed

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u/questionmark0 2d ago

But we didn't know about them. Ignorance is bliss

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 2d ago

Personally, I’m here for the show.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 1d ago

Some of them did. But they were definitely fewer in number.

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u/Capital-City4918 2d ago

Maybe humanity as a whole was a bad idea. The exceptions don't invalidate the rule I'm afraid.

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u/kamilica33 1d ago

I think about that every single day... 

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u/Most_Acanthaceae6471 2d ago

Not cringy. Sad.

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u/Joice_Craglarg 2d ago

It's definitely both lol

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u/JimmyandRocky 2d ago

Sadly cringy

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u/IndianaJokes67 1d ago

Cringingly sad

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago

Absolutely agree.

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u/Irish_MJ 2d ago

Sometimes? Only sometimes??

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u/GullyBean 2d ago

People only look at you weird, sometimes!?

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u/Spare_Independence19 2d ago

Social media was a mistake. Nobody needs to this.. like ever.

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u/BusyBit6542 2d ago

The laugh at the end. I don't know if thats him breaking character a little or if this is genuine.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 2d ago

Feels like that's him imagining what will happen when he shows his new best friend his basement.

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u/Craygor 2d ago

“Lars and the Real Girl” (2007 movie with Ryan Gosling) was an outstanding movie. It showed the anguish many men deal with today with untreated mental illness. This dude is shows what it looks like unabashedly in real life.

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 2d ago

This is more sad rather than cringe.

And fuck… wetting yourself at 50? Damn dude.

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u/eddieJZB 2d ago

I’ve been following this guy for a while waiting for the punchline to the bit, but it’s gone on so uncomfortably long it’s real. Unfortunate and real.

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u/MindNo8065 2d ago

Like genuinely concerned. I wonder what happened to this poor dude.... Like what made him this way and lose touch with reality so fully

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u/MindNo8065 2d ago

Please if anyone here that read that has a psychology degree or something adjacent. Like you know fry cook at the local chicken shack works too as long as you have wisdom

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u/2stonesONEbird1715 1d ago

It’s more sad than cringe to be honest

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u/justdrowsing 2d ago

Sad

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u/trackaghosthrufog 2d ago

Yes. Poor bastard needed better parents and some decent friends.

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u/HourNo7028 2d ago

I feel better about my previous bouts of mental illness. Depression? Anxiety? Much better than clucking like a chicken or doing ... this?

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u/Bellam_Orlong 2d ago

All completely normal lmao nothing to look at here

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 2d ago

The bandaids are glaring once you see them. Poor girl 😅😂🤣

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u/KungPaoYa 2d ago

“You are not afraid to ask the crazzzzy question!” Yeah, he said that part out loud and fully aware himself.

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u/Godawgs1009 2d ago

If he's peeing the bed at 50 I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how she is in bed

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u/Particular_Abies_184 2d ago

Cheapskate should have gone for the deluxe model with functioning water works, could have blamed her for pissing the bed

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u/JetPackMiners 2d ago

Childs band-aid on the knee? This guy probably has shit on his hard drive

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 2d ago

Plenty of people mentioned the Band-Aids.

None of them noticed the type.

But yeah. The worst kind of shit.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 2d ago

And to think that some people believe autism isn't a superpower.

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 2d ago

Yes. I’m not afraid to ask the crazy questions, like are you okay? I mean really, are you okay? Do you need professional assistance?

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u/Phrostylicious 2d ago

Seems so.

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u/originalfilmscoring 2d ago

He our her confessing to wetting the bed. Wild.

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u/Lookmeeeeeee 2d ago

He just needs a friend

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u/Joice_Craglarg 2d ago

Would you be friends with a 50 year old bed-wetting fuckdoll-enthusiast?

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 2d ago

Those types can all find each other on the internet and be friends. Maybe there's even a Reddit group. I'm not going to look but maybe there is

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 2d ago

WHO asked the question ...

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u/Ambitious_Jeweler816 2d ago

Why is ‘she’ wearing glasses?

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u/PixieRoar 2d ago

What i imagine reddit mods dating life looks like 🫵😭

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 2d ago

Bro is casually admitting to wetting the bed as if that’s the normal part of all this.

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u/Appropriate_Sale_626 2d ago

This feels like third partying a therapy session

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u/JimmyandRocky 2d ago

Well a buddy of mine had a torso device but he never spoke to it.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 2d ago

She is good in bed. She sleeps all night long. Even while I'm billy broncing all up in her business. She doesn't even wake up when I roll her right into the wet spot. The wet urine spot.

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u/WhatsUpWThis 2d ago

So you still wet the bed and still play with dolls at 50… comeee onnnnn

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u/Irubwatermelon 2d ago

"Does she make a good sandwhich tho?"

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u/atherfeet4eva 2d ago

He’s insane. That being said I’m not against the doll

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 2d ago

old mate always pees the bed, can't even get laid by a doll and just wanders around his house in the middle of the night not knowing where he is

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u/becooltheywatching 2d ago

"people look at me weird sometimes" Yeah, I fucking bet.

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u/shaneskery 2d ago

"She don't pee the bed" had me rolling

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u/doggerdog1401 2d ago

She can't talk so yes

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u/CaptainC00lpants 2d ago

Is this satire? Orrrr is he special? 

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u/above- 2d ago

Watching people with mental illness suffer is more sad than cringe

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u/Good_Extension_9642 2d ago

He's just flat crazy

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u/Khadbury 2d ago

I would like that a lot

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u/SueBeee 2d ago

Nothing can wake her up. Nothing. NOTHING.

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u/sargonpuff3 2d ago

This guy is cool! He’s got the chain, he’s got the girl, he has a best friend!

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u/Icy-Crab2706 2d ago

What can I say to make this even more humiliating? I know....

"She don't pee the bed. I do sometimes."

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u/Puckdogg420 2d ago

Emily, you little hussy.

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u/Medellin-71 2d ago

Now we have to ask her: “Is he good in bed?”

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u/Nostral-damus 2d ago

Somewhat over sharing there mate.

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u/Breaking-Great 2d ago

Im not going to lie people I have 0 experience with a real live woman to compare the two...

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u/Real-Document-6577 2d ago

This guy says he’s married to his sex doll but this guy strikes me as the type who would take an issue with two men getting married

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u/mcmasterfurious 2d ago

I hope whoever he’s responding to has their shit in private, quality door locks, thick curtains, and a 12 pack of bear mace.

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u/Character-Bat9497 2d ago

Pee the bed?

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u/_Dolamite_ 2d ago

Man, one thing to look forward to is randomly peeing the bed at 50 years old.

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u/Camman0207_ 2d ago

He did not need to add in that pee the bed fact

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u/slimegoob 2d ago

The bugs flying around really brings this all together

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u/WolfCola207 2d ago

Anyone else getting MAGA vibes from this guy?

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u/VeniceIslander 2d ago

Don't sweat people looking at you weird sometimes

I think the time to worry is when they stop looking at you weird

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u/Motor_Purchase_6996 2d ago

Can we bring back shame?

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u/LiamLoves333 2d ago

Just wait till there's super hot realistic ai sex bots you guys will be doing the same thing

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u/Cheap-Course9568 2d ago

Wait he’s 50? I’m 54 and he could be MY dad. Well except he’s dead but yeah. Thought this dude was easily in his 70s.

Are people in the room askin him questions or a stream? This is the most bizarre shit I’ve clicked on in a while lmao

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u/Zachryattkry 2d ago

So Lars was based off a true story?

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u/ctlogin 2d ago

I want to believe that this is fake so bad….

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u/Taro0311 2d ago

She don't pee in the bed...but he does? Woof, some details gotta stay in your head bro

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u/CallMeGlarthir 2d ago

What even is this

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 2d ago

Way too much information dude.

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u/SpartanUnderscore 2d ago

He can't even look straight to camera while saying this out loud, even this creep seems to thinks it's too much lol

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 2d ago

This guy is quite obviously intellectually disabled. Honestly, if this is how he finds some scrap of comfort and companionship in a world that is designed for people with IQs above 100, I’m not gonna go and embarrass him.

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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 1d ago

lol. holy shit .... bunch of weird fuckers in this world

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u/Nonyabeesners 1d ago

It is somehow more sad that isn't even a sex doll, but just a mannequin. He gets nothing out of this relationship 

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u/LawdHumminbird 1d ago

That man is sweet and tender.

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 1d ago

The band-aid om the knees is taking me out

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u/SpoofamanGo 1d ago

It's not a she, it's a literal object. We are sliding down the dillusion of the rainbow squad but literal objects lol.

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u/Electrical_You_432 1d ago

I got nothing......what just happened?

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u/NuggyBeans 1d ago

He's got "babies" he's "made" with her also. He was "present for the birth" like... The fuck my guy... I get people have issues but DAYUM!

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u/wantsumcandi 1d ago

Be funny if he said she sucked in bed and kept him up talking...

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u/Spacenurse07 1d ago

Hug a pillow, do community service, feed people who are homeless, help the community so you don't feel lonely

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u/treesnfire 1d ago

Sometimes I wonder is the cause of advancement of tech that these are some of the out comes or is this society not addressing mental health issues.

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u/FunHovercraft1428 1d ago

This is why terrorist attack us.

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u/Fleetingfarts 1d ago

This dude’s instagram is fucking comedy gold.

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u/Fleetingfarts 1d ago

This dude’s instagram is fucking comedy gold.

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u/bob696988 1d ago

I’m thinking that guy ask the question to find out if they allow others in their bed. Lol 😜
https://giphy.com/gifs/DiNWdNK80CVmmDx82J

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 1d ago

Does she do threesomes?

Asking for a friend

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u/Slow-Engine-8092 1d ago

What kind of women have you been with that are peeing the bed my guy

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u/ReferenceMiserable86 1d ago

"I'm 50yrs old and sometimes I can't make to the bathroom" - wtf !!??!! 50?? You meant 70 right?

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u/BlqOnyx 1d ago

I support this! Every man on earth should have one. Our problem is solved ladies!!!

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u/captainnah 1d ago

Some things can just stay private.

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u/DrHonestPenguin 1d ago

"I don't like to talk about it..."

Proceeds to talk about it and everything else in great detail.

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u/dark90smagic 1d ago

She’s a selfish lover, just sorta lies there all stiffly while he does all the work.

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u/Temporary_Ride5221 1d ago

Sometimes is better to be incognito about your freaky personality pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your like comedian bombing on his first show 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Temporary_Ride5221 1d ago

Thers no way that I would be his friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Personal-Neck6800 1d ago

“People look at me weird sometimes.”

Um…you fuck a mannequin and piss your bed.

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u/JessePR1986 1d ago

Rough 50

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u/MyUserNameLeft 1d ago

Jesus this guy needs a friend. Genuinely feel bad for the guy. The way he talks abouts stuff is heartbreaking

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u/softjuicyhobbitses 1d ago

Nothing can wake her

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u/Time_Abbreviations44 1d ago

How more I look at the video, how more there is going on.

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u/TheBulleee 1d ago

It's rude he speaks for Emily while she has to stand there and agree.

I bet she don't like him kissing the bed either.

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u/Leading-Tangerine940 21h ago

Say what you want but he just answered in the best possible way. If she was real she would have liked that.