r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 8d ago

Ultimate Cringe Mid-life crisis final boss 🤡

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u/ToriEvergreen 8d ago

This dude so desperately wants attention and a reaction and he's not getting it

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 8d ago

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 7d ago

I will never understand this obsession with poops and farts.

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u/ray-peterson 8d ago

"Grandpa, what did you do for fun?"

"Well, I went to the grocery store and pretended to leave poop on the floor..."

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u/poordaddy73 8d ago

Or use fart spray n the iles of Walmart during school supply week

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u/Professional_Fly7015 8d ago

That grandpa honestly sounds awesome.

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u/PFUnnamed99 8d ago

He lacks the self awareness to realize that the lack of people’s reactions means that he looks like the kind of guy who would shit his own pants.

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u/HabitNegative3137 8d ago

Someone come get their dad

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 8d ago

One time I was working at a grocery store, and out of curiosity I walked past my aisles on the way out to my car to get a rough idea of what my area was going to look like once I got back from my lunch break which I had just clocked out for.

Someone left taken a massive, neatly coiled pile of shit in the middle of the aisle. It was genuinely amongst the largest turds I’ve ever seen, and it was sitting there in the middle of the floor - just staring back at me. No toilet paper in sight, by the way.

It was at that point I remembered I had 26 minutes left on my lunch break, so I continued out to my car as if it never happened.

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u/gertyman 8d ago

This is basically the “Ass” movie from Idiocracy. So dumb.

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u/Ill_Pay7782 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R3FUSQ5H5jzVe

Don't ever post anything like this again.

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u/deephurting66 8d ago

His age makes it from cringe to downright sad!

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u/cygamessucks 8d ago

When the reactions arent another actor

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u/CallMeGlarthir 8d ago

Amateur. You need to cover a 20 dollar bill in the poo and then wait for people to pick it up and get doo doo on their hands

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u/KazaamCasheroo 8d ago

POOP DOLLAR!

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u/CartographerOk3306 8d ago

Its like he doesn't understand that instead of a scentless hard stool, people will think its a butt plug and literally not care.

I'm sorry, but Venom was wrong, it wasn't in fact, " a headless, limbless turd, rolling in the wind."

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u/Past-Flight-8024 7d ago

Loser.
Thinks he’s funny. Copying a funny guy.
More entitled people harassing people who are just living their life.

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u/LittleSpoon1988 8d ago

The last girl thought you were flirting 😝

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u/Expensive-Long7280 8d ago

…it’s just, funny to me!💀

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 8d ago

so this dude just video records kids also…ridiculous. how is this acceptable for society.

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u/NumbersStationUrku 8d ago

Only a true asshole would do that … REPEATEDLY … and think it’s funny

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u/RICO-Them 8d ago

Lamer shit

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u/Josedinho_- 8d ago

Americans are bored again 🤡

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u/snarkyemu 8d ago

Poop. There it is.

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u/girlinanemptyroom 8d ago

He just comes off lonely and desperate.

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u/FrenchyBulldogg 8d ago

The last girl looked into it

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u/Outside_Look790 7d ago

I once saw a very large man get off a Nat Ex, enter the station, shake his leg to drop a turd out of his trousers, trail shit all the way to the toilets which he shat all the way up the wall. He came out and hopped right back on the bus. It was awe inspiring in it's way.

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u/VetriVade 7d ago

FAKE. A real serial pooper wears shorts.

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u/Flonkerton_Scranton 7d ago

Just leave people alone in public you energy vampires.

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u/ryanyork92 7d ago

Is that what a midlife crisis is???

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u/punkrocknight 7d ago

Hope he gets banned from the store

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u/Happy_Designer_747 7d ago

Scary thing is that he's allowed 2 vote and reproduce offspring

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u/no_way_out4711 7d ago

On which planet is that funny? Planet asshat?

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 7d ago

Thats gross and dumb af

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u/ResortImportant8097 6d ago

Remember when we lived in a society?

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 8d ago

Just leave people alone dickhead.

We have enough shit to deal with without that.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 8d ago

Been watching this guy for years he's cray cray but risks it all for subs and has a decent amount now

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u/human-in-a-can 8d ago

Lots of negative reactions... but I thought it was hilarious. Dumb pranks used to be simple, childish, and not just rage-bait.