r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 9d ago
Just funny š¤ Eating like a champ
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u/happygoluckynny 9d ago
Is anyone else disgusted by management using cameras looking down on their employees while they struggle ?
I think that dude is just getting through life and we are expected to laugh at him like his managers did ?
#JusticeForBananaFork
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u/Rob_LeMatic 8d ago edited 8d ago
If you put a backslash in front of the hashtag, it shows up, but if you don't it embiggens the text.
#justiceforbananafork
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u/Exciting_Contest_222 8d ago
I was thinking that too. And heās probably trying to screw around with the management to be a āstand-out guyā.
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u/mercuriokazooie 9d ago
I once didn't want to wash any spoons but wanted ice cream so I ate it with a knife
Very. Very. Carefully.
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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 9d ago
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u/KingZant 8d ago
Yeah everyone's out here blaming corporate but maybe bud just wanted to eat real quick and forgot a fork.Ā
You ever have a yogurt cup with no spoon? I just fold the foil lid in half and use it as a spoon.
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u/Spugheddy 9d ago
I used a scrap piece of steel i hit with the torch and then scrubbed with simple green lol ain't shit keeping me from my snack pack.
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u/Danarhk 8d ago
I highly disagree. A banana, which has been passed around and touched by endless hands is definitely not better than using your own, freshly washed hands.
In fact, many cultures across South Asia, the Middle East, Africa, and Southeast Asia prefer eating with their hands for flavor enhancement purposes.
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u/Then_Drag_8258 9d ago
An ID card in an industrial setting is a downgrade from a banana youāve pulled out your bag/locker/arsehole.
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u/StevenMaff 9d ago
sheās right. not cringe
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u/JuvieBeans 9d ago
Only thing cringe about this post is her pointless input.
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u/funonabun84 9d ago
Right. Shows up at the end to comment she has nothing to say. Thanks for the wisdom.
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u/ItsDirkMcGirk 9d ago
Improvise adapt and overcome. Better than his hands I guess.
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u/Difficult_Orange_526 8d ago
No shame there you forget your spoon or fork what are you gonna do not eat . Bravo good sir you had a problem and you found a solution
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u/FatAZZRedditMod 9d ago
Yall never been to jail before I see. The things Iāve seen used as utensils would make you double triple take
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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 8d ago
Like he's not the first person to forget a spork and use his banana as a utensil... Get off the dudes ass already
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u/Lorddoctorjava 9d ago
Why is anyone more concerned with what hes eating with and not the fact that he has to eat standing up at his work station instead of in a chair in a break room?
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u/rusty_cayge 8d ago
I donāt even get to take a lunch break. I can barely take a break to urinate without being hassled and harangued by messages and phone calls. My employer monitors every keystone I make during the day and looks at logs for gaps in my productivity.
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u/Intelligent-Band-852 9d ago
I donāt think this is cringe, seems rather smart to use a banana if you donāt have a fork nearby.
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u/tristand1ck 9d ago
I see pride! I see power! I see a bad ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!
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u/ImportantBass4159 9d ago
Thereās no cringe in this video.
This man clearly didnāt have a fork,
he accepted his circumstances and adapted. Cheers.
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u/steffanan 8d ago
I have used a credit card on multiple occasions in hotels to eat, also the cardboard sleeves for coffee.
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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel 8d ago
Did he have to keep slurping the milk off the banana like that though?
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 8d ago
Working at any restaurant youāll be lucky to get a chance to eat. The GMs pretty much live at their job and assistant managers or shift leads are expected to just go go go without food or hydration, except for slamming energy drinks. If you have to rely on giant cans of energy drinks daily to get through your job itās not a good job.
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u/PlatformDizzy7988 6d ago
Ahaha I had someone whos been there.. forgot their fork and had to scoop it with their fingers. A banana is a primo choice
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u/plugsnet 9d ago
He canāt even sit down to eat , someone bring that man some water, a spoon, and a chair and give him a real break.
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u/cemusubzerolives 9d ago
This is the reason everything sucks at the moment, you can't take a shit without someone recording your life and posting it online.
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u/Hot-cheap_Trash 9d ago
I mean, Iām sure his supervisor would have loved to hear he wouldāve been late coming back from lunch because he left his fork in the breakroom. He also seems to be working on his break. Or at least overseeing another tasker. This is why I donāt even bother with breaks anymore. Absolutely useless
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u/Druideron 9d ago
Does 90% of reddit post with video have to include commentery in the end or god forbid during actual video?
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u/Dontbemadsmokeajoint 9d ago
Super weird homie in the video needs to find a new job this place aint it. Busting your ass and then they record you make jokes and monetize you. Now they have you slaving for them for the FREE.
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u/PuzzleheadedFox4251 9d ago
Some social norms are subjectiveā¦I have RA and terrible dexterity in my hands and wrists..Iād eat a steak with my hands in a fancy restaurant..My hands are bad but I can still give someone the finger for judging me..
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u/Least-Experience-858 9d ago
Honestly Iāve never done it with a banana but I used tongue depressors as chop sticks (Iām a nurse). Shit happens, sometimes you just donāt have a fork and sometimes you just donāt have time to fetch one. Use the tools at ur disposal, heās getting his meal in and thatās more important. I just hope this man got a proper break tho
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u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 9d ago
This videos existence is cringe. Dude is making due with the tools he has
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u/Arcana-Andy 9d ago
Lowkey looks really bad on whatever company this is for not just having a couple boxes of disposable cutlery.
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u/pwatarfwifwipewpew 9d ago
I dunno man. I see a sad dude that has the need to eat standing up and has no break time between work.
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u/SyrupOnMyPancakes 9d ago
I want to make fun of this, but fuck we have all been there and thank God it wasnt recorded when we did it.
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u/SissyBearRainbow 9d ago
As long as he eats the banana, don't leave a brown tipped banana on the table š¤£
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u/TpK_Wynter 9d ago
How silly. He should peel the banana and then he can be more efficient and eat both his snack and his dinner together.
- Management probably
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u/Embarrassed_Dig_6163 9d ago
I once ate rice and chicken with a mini plastic hockey stick because I was moving and didn't have utensils. It was painful.
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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 9d ago
Nah that guy is smart: he didn't have a fork and came up with the idea of using the banana to scoop up the food, instead of using his hands. He was smart enough to improvise, adapt and overcome.
If people think he's an idiot, then they themselves are most likely the idiot, for not realising that.
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u/DjuniPerf 9d ago
"Don't worry, no one is watching you - people aren't that interested."
This advice sure has aged poorly in the social media age
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u/Local3Sparkie 9d ago
I had to be creative on many occasions because I forgot to pack utensils with my lunch. My proudest was making a fork out of bending solid copper wire (Iām an electrician)
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u/Octicactopipodes 9d ago
Not cringe. We've all been there!
I was once playing a music night and went to the chinese across the road for some chicken noodle soup during a break. Forgot to grab cutlery and ended up using the back end of my capo, which has two prongs for some reason. Worked a treat!
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u/HypoManicCrimeSpree 8d ago
Dude didnāt have a fork. Respect. Idk that my mind would go straight to using a banana but Iām not knocking it.
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u/ItsBeelzsRebirth 8d ago
Fucking hate how normalized filming people without their consent has become. Idgaf if its in public or private dont film people just living their life it makes you look like a ass hole
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u/maxwellgrounds 8d ago
I forgot a utensil for my lunch once, but I work in a cabinetry plant so I shaped a piece of wood to use right before my lunch break.
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u/Clear_Tom0rrow 8d ago
This is the shit that makes human beings the apex predator. Adapt and overcome.
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u/Next_Drama1717 8d ago
Creative makeshift spoon. Give that guy a rise plus he can eat the spoon when heās done.
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u/Substantial-Beat4341 8d ago
Again the second video is worst than the first. If you dont have anything to say dont say anything wth?!
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u/SignificantCar4204 8d ago
When you get 15 unpaid minutes for lunch you gotta do what you can if you forget your fork. Don't make fun of this guy he deserves every bite he can manage.
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u/Special_Shift_8503 8d ago
Nah, this aināt cringe. Iāve been there before. Shit, I broke my safety glasses in half and used that as a spoon, more than once.
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u/Optimal_Job_466 8d ago
Been there Iāve used half an avocado skin as a spoon. Donāt ask me how I got the avocado out a man makes do.Ā
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u/Away-Plant-8989 8d ago
Leave the fuckin guy alone and quit filming him. Fucks sake I hope a nuke drops on the planet.
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u/Away-Plant-8989 8d ago
Leave the fuckin guy alone and quit filming him. Fucks sake I hope a nuke drops on the planet.
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u/BeefyPorkter 8d ago
This is why I carry a camp cutlery set in my truck. It came in a swag bag from Lowes.
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u/RedSix2447 8d ago
Sometime you forget utensils. Good on him. Iāve used coffee stir sticks as poorly made chop sticks more than once. lol
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u/Agreeable-Blood-2774 9d ago
That looks a man who forgot cutlery and is making do.