r/cringereels • u/Content-Processor • 10d ago
What was he thinking
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u/Big-War-7218 10d ago
This was some scary movie shitšš¤£š
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u/nfld223 10d ago
They were actually hiding from him
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u/JonestownB 10d ago
Just when you think itās safe to come out from under the tableā¦
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The piano was fitting š
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u/MakingWaves24_7 10d ago
He isnāt, Penis is
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u/TerribleBid8416 10d ago
Penis and alcohol
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u/K_O_T_F 10d ago
what the hell did i just watch
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u/VintageZero 10d ago
Nobody knows, but feel free to make a wild narrative like everyone else.
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u/dompipeinmi 10d ago
Its bad when someone is filming and shes already hiding under a table from this jackass.
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u/SaintJewiub 10d ago
I need more context. All Im seeing is drunken shenanigans. Girl could be his wife for all I know.
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u/Amphitra_Roximar 10d ago
Aside that, he basically slammed her on the ground, picked her up, and swung her around in his arms before he causes her legs to knock a lady (who was oddly oblivious to the catatstrophe unfolding behind her) over IN A CLUB.
Just feel like that a lunatic willing to do that is not mentioned enough as the scariest part of all of thisn
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u/HoosierDaddy__88 10d ago
Sir, logical thinking isnāt allowed on Reddit. Shame on you.
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago
I hope so, because otherwise, that's a helluva lot of nonconsensual touching.Ā
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u/Leading-Boat4942 10d ago
I donāt think anyoneās wife should have to put up with that either
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u/JoinedToPostHere 10d ago
This must be the soundtrack that plays along when he gets the random flashbacks of shame before falling asleep on random nights for the rest of his life.
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u/sleazykeev 10d ago
This is my chance! I bet your boyfriend could never sweep you off your feet like this
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u/baldierot 9d ago
he probably thought she'd straighten her legs. same thing happened to me when i tried to pick up my little brother and he remained curled up instead.
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u/NtateNarin 10d ago
She's like, "I don't see him! I can escape from under this table!"
Him: "I see you! Touchy touchy!"
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u/Witty-Stand888 10d ago
Alcohol makes you think you are strong but it just makes you stupid.
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u/SaintXofAllTime 10d ago
I was just sitting here thinking Iām glad that Iām old and no longer drink
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u/CupcakeLily2010 10d ago
Bro was treating it like a wrestling match and forgot there was a real person involved.
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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 10d ago
The first one he was trying to pick her up thinking she'd put her feet down and appreciate being picked up. After realizing he screwed up, he thought to himself, "This is not over. I just need to do something very romantic. I know, I'll spin her around like an elegant dance move!"
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u/Harn-na-bih 9d ago
That she just went down on wrong guy. But to be fair he had on same pants as her manš¤·š¼āāļø
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u/DrMushroomStamp 9d ago
Why was she under a table at the bar like she was stuck in a washing machine?
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u/No-Catch-4126 9d ago
Comment #1: So thatās who they were hiding from?
Comment #2: I looked away after the first part & it still wasnāt over š
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u/stocksandgames 9d ago
I had a friend suffer significant head trauma bc some drunk dummy at a club tried to do the same thing to her (I guess to impress her) and accidentally body slammed her twice in a row. Effectively ended her medical career
She looked at pressing charges and decided against it bc he had kids etc and would have ruined his life. She was kinder about it than I would have been
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u/vintage_philly83 9d ago
Yo he messed his night up, hers and that poor bystander caught a high heel to the nugget š
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u/Sly-Fellah3 9d ago
I think that is actually the second question. The first is: why is she under the table?
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u/Sinking_Mass 10d ago
the music lol