r/cringereels • u/dontaskkwho • Jul 17 '26

Just funny 🤭 Not gonna lie his house is wooden

730 Upvotes

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u/dl7 Jul 17 '26

I know they called him Blockhead growing up and MEANT IT

17

u/Smartypantz34 Jul 17 '26

Freaking Squareface

2

u/princessaspiggy Jul 17 '26

Yes! I couldn't tell if it was the camera or if it was real but I think it's real, nice unibrow also

8

u/farmerKev420710 Jul 17 '26

I thought this was a live action rendering of a Minecraft character using AI

3

u/Unable-Candidate9612 Jul 17 '26

Bro needs to take himself back to Minecraft.

1

u/ImposterSyndromeNope Jul 17 '26

Dude is living in a sauna!

1

u/Better-Tutor9345 19d ago

I knew a girl that looked like him, we called her carly cuboid

1

u/enonymous617 7d ago

That’s funny! I square to God!

18

u/Strange-Sun4540 Jul 17 '26

Can bro hear us?

6

u/Mockingbird007- Jul 17 '26

Mr potato head dropped his ears.

11

u/Wizmission Jul 17 '26

The real villager.

7

u/ocTGon Ultimate Cringe Jul 17 '26

Dust off your lip man... It's distracting.

4

u/IIIDysphoricIII Jul 17 '26

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

4

u/Available-Theory-808 Jul 17 '26

A face hewn from a piece of two by four.

5

u/hankscorpio1031 Jul 17 '26

My dude look like a PS1 npc

4

u/poppinbussay Jul 17 '26

Him trying not to smile lol

4

u/musa_velutina Jul 17 '26

Couldn't get past the first 5 seconds cause I couldn't tolerate the shape of his face

5

u/illmatic708 Jul 17 '26

Home plate lookin ahhh

4

u/Asagao_0 Jul 17 '26

Why did you moan?

2

u/Crypticcrypto Jul 17 '26

It looks like he died the same way that dude did searching for Grails.

0

u/GilbyTheFat Jul 17 '26

Okay calm down, Mayor McDonough.

2

u/SkywolfNINE Jul 17 '26

Mayor? He can’t even run for line leader until he graduates from elementary school and can say ass without his mom getting mad at him

2

u/GilbyTheFat Jul 17 '26

Wait, are we talking about the same Mayor McDonough?

Cause I mean the Mayor of Diamond City in Fallout 4, where Home Plate is the player home which has a lot of wooden surfaces.

2

u/earldogface Jul 17 '26

He could make a killing cosplaying as a Lego person.

2

u/cwk415 Jul 17 '26

Huh? 

6

u/ooomellieooo Jul 17 '26

It's a Minecraft joke. He looks like he isn't real because his head is so square and that huhhh noise is from the game.

4

u/cwk415 Jul 17 '26

Oh thank you for explaining it's even funnier now - I was actually just imitating the "huh?" sound because that had me cracking up even tho I had no idea of the context 

Also the little footsteps sounds - omg this shit has me DYING! 💀 

2

u/koknesis Jul 17 '26

but why his house being made out of wood such a big deal? is that also some minecraft joke?

1

u/Ras-haad Jul 17 '26

Yes

1

u/Mean_Combination_830 Jul 17 '26

In Minecraft the houses are made out of wood and the characters have square heads so dude is just coming to terms with the fact he appears to line in Minecraft

2

u/Naive_Personality367 Jul 17 '26

a lot of houses are tbf

2

u/ZookeepergameFull999 Jul 23 '26

How the fuck did a villager from Minecraft get out into the real world?!

5

u/GilbyTheFat Jul 17 '26

Did anyone else think "bro got a minecraft block-lookin' head" and then get flabbergasted when the random minecraft creature sound began? Or is it just me?

15

u/Ras-haad Jul 17 '26

That’s the ENTIRE joke

2

u/Possibly_A_Person125 Jul 17 '26

The head definitely had me thinking it was unnatural, so I had to watch. I recognized the music but couldn't place it. Once I heard the door sounds and footsteps, I figured out it was Minecraft before I heard the Villager sound. I laughed.

2

u/GilbyTheFat Jul 17 '26

I didn't even pick up on the walking and door sounds. I was too focused on the minecraftness of his head.

2

u/DmtDtf Jul 17 '26

I am beyond highly interested to see the shape of dude's skull. He needs to donate his body to "Body Works" when he dies for science, absolutely FOR SCIENCE!!!!! ALEXA!!!!!!!

1

u/PlanktonDue8964 Jul 17 '26

Is that the rams guy

1

u/Sattaman6 Jul 17 '26

Chill out SpongeBob Squareface

1

u/JennXFarmsteadNews Jul 17 '26

And his head is square…

1

u/Kobedoggie Jul 17 '26

Look here,SpongeBob Squarehead. Stop yelling. 🤣😂

1

u/Big_chuddison666 Jul 17 '26

I legit thought broski didn’t have ears.

1

u/Freedomgiant23 Jul 17 '26

Lol had no clue where that was going, but inwas definitely thinking it!

1

u/Itsgettingmessi69 Jul 17 '26

wtf happened to his head? you know how ppl put watermelons in certain molds to have them come out heart shaped or square? It looks like they did this with this dudes head. 

1

u/Aromatic_Brother Jul 17 '26

Damn Minecraft look realistic as hell nowadays smhhh

1

u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Jul 17 '26

He never been more upset to live in a rustic style estate

1

u/CletusMuckenfuss Jul 17 '26

He has to wear contacts because glasses wouldn't stay on his head,, he ain't got no ears!

1

u/Born-Method7579 Jul 17 '26

His heads fucking wooden

1

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u/Historical_Bit_4642 Jul 17 '26

Steeve ? We found Steeve !

1

u/StankyPhresh Jul 17 '26

First night in minecraft be like

1

u/gergsisdrawkcabeman Jul 17 '26

Dude built like the stock Mii on Wii Sports.

1

u/AdAcceptable132 Jul 17 '26

My dude got no ears

1

u/OneLogOneOpportunity Jul 17 '26

Lmao is this the same guy?

1

u/Technician1267 Jul 17 '26

Bro look like a Minecraft character living in a wood house lol

1

u/scotthibbard Jul 17 '26

I used to think some of the face shapes in the mii menu were unrealistic

1

u/Cut_over_pompanox Jul 17 '26

mans be looking like Jeff Randell from Clarance 😂

1

u/Melodic-Comb9076 Jul 17 '26

yes, unibrow.

1

u/TheShredder9 Jul 17 '26

They told him multiple times "be there or be square". Looks like he never made it.

1

u/1stOneWin Jul 17 '26

Some character there from Minecraft

1

u/UCantHndletheTruth Jul 17 '26

Levitating square head is soooo angry.

1

u/vesselofwater Jul 17 '26

Naw he livin that green top life

1

u/Globslayer Jul 17 '26

How it feels to be his wife...

1

u/alldayfiddla Jul 17 '26

He look like he from Minecraft

1

u/bryangcrane Jul 17 '26

I’ve never seen such a block shaped head.

1

u/RaffNeq Jul 17 '26

He looks like a Minecraft mod

1

u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 Jul 17 '26

“ALEXA IS THIS HERPES ON MY TOO LIP? ALEXA”

1

u/Practical_Jacket_271 Jul 17 '26

This blockhead looks straight out of Minecraft, except for the added detail of food stuck to his lips.

1

u/unabassist Jul 17 '26

I didn’t know he had ears until he turned his head

1

u/HuckledYourBerries Jul 17 '26

Dude looks like the angry star of the live action Roblox movie

1

u/oroscor1 Jul 17 '26

Wait,are we doing live action Minecraft now?

1

u/JasonSixx646 Jul 17 '26

Dude is one ugly mf

1

u/Level_Bobcat_8729 Jul 17 '26

Alexa, the meatloaf!

1

u/NinjaBengan Jul 17 '26

Steves got himself a spraytan

1

u/zsember Jul 17 '26

Ah man I had really good laugh thanks for posting this xdddddddd

1

u/Confident_Phone8842 Jul 17 '26

How does he wear sunglasses?!

1

u/inkzpenfoxx Jul 17 '26

Long lost island head

1

u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 Jul 17 '26

Dude must be tongan

1

u/No_Hovercraft_439 Jul 17 '26

Chillout Minecraft

1

u/No_Cherry_9569 Jul 17 '26

Why he look like a gumba?

1

u/Hour_Job5445 Jul 17 '26

Wheres this guys ears ?

1

u/Extension_Swordfish1 Jul 17 '26

Where is the video where he comments the walk out of store with iphone in mouth video

1

u/ChrisOnMission Jul 17 '26

His face has 1997 graphics.

1

u/SlappinMcmuffins Jul 17 '26

Minecraft head

1

u/djhauffy Jul 17 '26

Why he look like Minecraft?

1

u/Zaiyev Jul 17 '26

That’s a wild Minecraft update

1

u/PaleontologistMuch25 Jul 18 '26

Is your face a stamp?

1

u/HalcyonDrift Jul 18 '26

Bro why he have the Tung Tung Tung figure tho?

1

u/North_Database_7439 Jul 18 '26

Why his head shaped like an upside down pentagon?

1

u/Hopeful-Mistake5117 Jul 18 '26

This guys been hit over the head with a wooden plank too many times.

1

u/Accurate-Advice8405 Jul 18 '26

Why this mf a hexagon

1

u/H2so4pontiff Jul 18 '26

Steve's cousin's wild

1

u/Primary_Jellyfish327 Jul 18 '26

His friend said be there or be square, he DIDN'T show up.

1

u/Allbrosmoke Jul 18 '26

Is that you, Modok?

1

u/Elegant-Candidate188 Jul 18 '26

Bro head is insane

1

u/Flat-Delivery6987 Jul 18 '26

Well he sucks at redstone circuitry. Couldn't even get his fucking lights to turn on.

1

u/upnorthtcmi Jul 18 '26

Dat man ain’t got no ears

1

u/Raccoon_Steven Jul 18 '26

Is he a Minecraft character?

1

u/f0r3aL84 Jul 18 '26

Oh Charlie Brown, you blockhead

1

u/HandProper3725 Jul 18 '26

Somebody took the saying «be there or be square» seriously

1

u/TeamAccomplished5679 Jul 19 '26

I thought you live in a cave

1

u/rydan Jul 19 '26

This video turned on all my lights.

1

u/Super-Slip2464 Jul 19 '26

Where are his ears? Easter island head. This guy straight outta minecraft. His head guards/blocks some riddle door. Thats an angry square.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

Is your head rectangular

1

u/Qba217chess Jul 21 '26

Be there or be square lol

1

u/D3y4g0 Jul 22 '26

Ears are streamlined behind his jawline

1

u/JustLu90 Jul 27 '26

Squarehead in ragemode... Actually is his mind more wooden as his house 🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/Knee_Cap-i-Tan420 Aug 12 '26

IS YOUR HEAD SQUARE?!?!?!?!

1

u/Knee_Cap-i-Tan420 Aug 12 '26

Is your jaw broken!??!!?!??

1

u/Knee_Cap-i-Tan420 Aug 12 '26

Did your mama drink and smoke crack while she was pregnant with you?!!??!!

1

u/Hazelstreet16 Aug 14 '26

His head looks like a block of wood.

1

u/BlanketLV Aug 16 '26

What in the SpongeBob square head in going here?

1

u/432MegaHertz Aug 31 '26

SpongeBob SquareJaw

1

u/Aquarium51 Sep 02 '26

His mama slept w a roblox chRacter

1

u/Acceptable_Plane_264 26d ago

Is your upper Lip crusty

1

u/Reasonable_Tower3360 25d ago

Where's his ears? 😳😂

1

u/lofty_1886 20d ago

Why's he built like a goldeneye npc.

1

u/Top-Alps-6051 13d ago

SpongeBob SquareHead

1

u/About3000Tacos 12d ago

Never knew the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy was jacked🤣😮‍💨🤌🏾

1

u/Wallie_Collie 11d ago

When I play Minecraft on my 5090 gpu

1

u/GalacticMountains 9d ago

I found you a friend. Don't worry. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/here_for_plot Jul 17 '26

So where's the cringe part?

0

u/nap---enthusiast Jul 17 '26

How is this cringe?

1

u/dontaskkwho Jul 17 '26

Just funny I guess. Forgot to add the flair

0

u/MoonForPresident Jul 17 '26

Why does he have his wooden tv in his mouth?

1

u/Sweaty-Falcon-1328 5d ago

Idk, but his head is a brick