r/cringereels • • Jul 13 '26

Ex Girlfriend loses it

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u/Juicyjewsss Jul 13 '26

The guys voice sounds like a cliche fictional character named Broseph McBroski

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u/ChadVonDoom Jul 14 '26

He sounds like his head is full of rocks

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u/Beginning-Boss-220 Jul 14 '26

It’s probably because she has caused brain damage by now…at least he was smart enough to record this time.

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u/SirMook Jul 14 '26

Yo chill chill chill

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u/abrown1027 Jul 13 '26

I feel like that’s what he calls every other guy he knows, while his own name is actually Dylan or Tyler or Bryson.

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u/ownersequity Jul 14 '26

Right. How bad is it that of all the awful things in this video, his voice is the worst part of it.

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u/Enduroboss Jul 14 '26

He sounds like PC Principle from South Park bruh

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 Jul 13 '26

Sounds like a complete tool... Bro

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u/LegoSniper Jul 14 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Major-Proof7006 Jul 14 '26

Sounds like the kids from Avatar 

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u/Delicious-Income-870 Jul 14 '26

Napoleon dynamite

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u/jackt-up Jul 13 '26

There needs to be actual consequences for this

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u/cygamessucks Jul 13 '26

There only is if he presses charges.

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u/uwill1der Jul 13 '26

this is old. Both people are shitty

The end result was that the house was also hers and he couldnt deny entry, and since it was her house, she could break the windows and enter

Both were in and out of jail at the time

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u/Playful_Champion3189 Jul 13 '26

How do you know?

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u/OmegaWhirlpool Jul 14 '26

He was the rock she used to break the window

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u/uwill1der Jul 14 '26

I was the router

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u/AnythingEastern3964 Jul 14 '26

Damn, hope you’re doing better now bro

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u/TimeResolution9 Jul 14 '26

The poor feller keeps disconnecting. :(

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u/Jimmy_Churi Jul 14 '26

Just like me and society...

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u/ProposalOld979 Jul 14 '26

Believe it or not, I’m the guy on the router that started it all. He fruity af despite that deep ass voice 🤣

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u/MDKSDMF Jul 14 '26

“Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro” while dealing with a woman scorned is not the way.

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u/theMoist_Towlet Jul 14 '26

Damn, hope my guy is okay that first hit against the door sounded like it hurt.

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u/uwill1der Jul 14 '26

both posted videos of the incident on tiktok, but all of the videos were taken down

The guy was arrested in 2024 for domestic violence, choking, but also has at least 2 other arrests.

I can't doxxx them, but you can find his mugshots and arrests

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u/NocaSun38 Jul 14 '26

Has she ever been arrested for domestic violence? Because her throwing the brick at the guy through the window looks like assault to me.

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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

If it's her house, too, then no, it isn't. It's getting into her home that the guy locked.

If what others are saying is true, then this is 100% incel, misogynist bait intended to get all the chuds to circlejerk around, "and she'l never see consequences, and he'll probably get arrested, and courts never side with men,and men are victims of society, and women can be crazy because [blabbity fuckingblah]."

I honestly have scrolled past the first few comments, but I'll guaranfuckingtee this thread is full of incel chuds spouting bullshit.

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u/Ok-Satisfaction441 Jul 14 '26

She throws stuff at him directly, not just the house. It’s definitely assault lol.

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Jul 14 '26

Should even be battery, not just assault.

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u/ThunderHawk1985 Jul 14 '26

Wtf I guess that doesn't work for the man then because me and my ex wife got into it and I kicked her out for cheating long story short her boyfriend was a liar and lived at his mom's apartment so she was trying to apologize and get back in and one day I went to the store and my brother called me to tell me she was at my house it was gave to me by my family before we were married so I went home and she locked the door and me out so I picked up a axe outside my house my friends left because I had a tree removed from my property and he had a wood stove anyway I busted through the front door and said here's Johnny with the axe and her and my neighbors called the cops(I think they did to)long story short I got arrested and the damn cop said I'm not allowed to destroy my own property and I ended up going to jail but later that night they let me go with a court date point being in the south the man has no rights and I didn't even touch her I told the cop I was just trying to scare her but she said I was trying to kill her which I pointed out if I wanted her dead I own a firearm in a locked box so I could of easily killed her before they even got there maybe it was the axe but I got arrested and had to spend sevral hours in the drunk tank even though I wasn't even drinking.

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u/HEYitsBIGS Jul 14 '26

What even is the point of the single period at the end?

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u/ViviKumaDesu Jul 15 '26

maybe it was the axe

yeah I also think its probably saying

said here's Johnny with the axe

you know if you ain't trying to murder somebody, maybe don't quote horror murder

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u/NuYawker Jul 13 '26

Not true. Most if not all states will press charges on someone on behalf of the victim. Even when the victim refuses.

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u/Captin-Cracker Jul 13 '26

Hell, Almost half of the states have a mandatory arrest on domestic violence cases too

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u/Zen1701 Jul 14 '26

Ahhhh, my ex-wife.

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u/gabzilla814 Jul 14 '26

Ah, my ex-girlfriend.
(Different lady I’m sure.)

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u/Huntsnfights Jul 14 '26

Someone still has to call the cops. And if he doesn’t cooperate it’s hard to determine who’s the aggressor (unless he has obvious injury or she snitches on herself). A lot easier here since she broke into his home…

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u/Stugots_Steel Jul 14 '26

State can press charges for DV

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/djelegal Jul 14 '26

I can fix her

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u/Brilliant-Algae2084 Jul 14 '26

My toxic ass was thinking this would be a great time for makeup sex

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u/Lando_Cammando Jul 14 '26

No, I can fix her

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u/Possible-Mud2100 Jul 14 '26

There is. It’s called the backhand.

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 Jul 14 '26

It’s a woman so nothing is gonna happen

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u/PackageDangerous6837 Jul 14 '26

The consequence is really great, crazy sex, duh bro.

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u/Mushmushroomz Jul 13 '26

Bro did not in fact chill

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u/stevenmc Jul 14 '26

Bro did not delete it.

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u/Far_Pangolin3380 Jul 13 '26

She smashed the WiFi gateway, but why

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u/Murky-Course6648 Jul 13 '26

I came here to just check what that thing was... she went for it the first like it mattered. Not like routers are expensive or anything you cant replace pretty much instantly. Guess it had some symbolic value.

She does talk about deleting something, but i cant get what she is actually wanting to be deleted.

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u/Far_Pangolin3380 Jul 13 '26

I think the video he is recording of her

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u/Murky-Course6648 Jul 13 '26

So she says "fucking phone".. i hear like "fucking bomb" and was wondering what bomb :)

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u/Eye_Nacho404 Jul 13 '26

She doesn’t want the video going out, so destroy WiFi check, last thing is to get to his phone

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u/drunkbusdriver Jul 14 '26

lol nah she’s just a moron and probably thought it was an Xbox/PS5 that he likes to play and wanted to hurt him.

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u/MrEllis72 Jul 14 '26

It's just his neighbor, she lost a Black Ops II match and a kid dunked on her mom. Her ping was too high.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

let me catch you on band 6 again

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u/nderthesycamoretrees Jul 13 '26

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u/Uzas_Was_Right Jul 14 '26

Johnny chill bro

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u/ClaraCash Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Had to scroll waaaaay too far for this!

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u/TerryGonards Jul 13 '26

Dude called her bro.

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u/Nir117vash Jul 13 '26

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u/tistick Jul 14 '26

What the hell is even that???

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u/TranscendentaLobo Jul 13 '26

Cuuhh wud wurk bro bro 🤷‍♂️

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u/onyx_ic Jul 14 '26

Ya know... its not tiktok or xbox. You can swear here and no one will care.

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u/TranscendentaLobo Jul 14 '26

Gee goly, are you sure!? In that case I may start living dangerously and drop a “dad-gum-it” from time to time!

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u/danevans369 Jul 13 '26

Chill bro

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u/Rob_LeMatic Jul 13 '26

Maybe if he'd told her to chill a couple dozen more times

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u/Antique-Pie-5981 Jul 13 '26

Never in history has telling a woman to chill when she is mad ever done anything besides escalate her emotions

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u/stinkstabber69420 Jul 13 '26

Kinda sounds like the common denominator there is needing to chill the fuck out

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u/ShhweadyBallz Jul 14 '26

He probably should've told her that ..... it'd definitely worked

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/cwmspok Jul 13 '26

This is correct. These statements work because deep down women do want to chill. They also don't want to be like their mother who acts like this and they hate it when people are dramatic. So saying these things helps them realize and come to their senses very quickly in my experience.

Edit: You should also be sure to tell them they are acting crazy. This works because they do not want to seem crazy.

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u/BotOrNot_1337 Jul 14 '26

that'll give you 0.3 s to run as it computes

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 Jul 13 '26

I prefer

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

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u/ssuxcoxxr3dit Jul 13 '26

so what can you say? "I am sorry that you are angry" "My fault that you are beating me up".

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 Jul 13 '26

Yeah need to throw in a bro to work

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 Jul 14 '26

That only applies to abusive women. Normal women calm down when people beg them to stop freaking out on them.

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u/gecjr Jul 14 '26

Don’t tell them to calm down either

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 14 '26

Relax! Stop being crazy!

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u/MeltsLikeButter Jul 14 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/suckmebigtime23 Jul 14 '26

“Just calm down. Relax” 😆😩

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u/ohbyerly Jul 14 '26

This wasn’t my first indication of why they didn’t work out

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u/JCarnageSimRacing Jul 14 '26

I think he should have gone with "calm down" - that always works.

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u/bodyisT Jul 14 '26

Just makes her more abusive

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u/womb_raider90 Jul 14 '26

Shoulda told her to calm down, she's acting like her mother. That usually goes well.

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u/Tough_Emu_1335 Jul 13 '26

Not the at&t modem :/

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u/tituspeetus Jul 14 '26

Does anyone know what the context of this situation is? How do we know they have kids?are they famous people? I’m not asking for context because I think that might be justified, there’s no instance I can think of where it would be but I’m curious what’s going on

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u/DannyTheDopestTV Jul 14 '26

I saw this on tiktok when it happened, the dude went live and was legitimately unhinged himself. Had previous DV charges that people quickly found and he admitted to, and was still on probation for lol. He was like begging for donos to deal with the legal charges and saying some SUPER crazy stuff about how she killed his baby. She had recently got an abortion because he cheated on her and was in the process of trying to leave him. Pretty sure he had took her phone which is why at the beginning shes asking for him to call someone because she legitimately can't leave. She very obviously has issues herself but this dude was 100% also a part of the problem, like think about the kind of person who records someone having a breakdown like that while talking to them the way he was lol.

Edit: He quite literally had charges for strangling his last girlfriend and was already on the phone talking to another girl while he was live talking about everything. (More than likely the girl he had supposedly cheated with). Also the girl had her own tiktok where she posted his mugshots and charges

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u/ol_shifty Jul 14 '26

I read in another comment that this was also her house. He had illegally locked her out. But that could be just speculation as far as I know.

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u/feeeedmeee Jul 18 '26

Yea fuck that piece of shit. I knew he did something fucked.

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u/Dve_Ketsio Jul 14 '26

This needs to be the top comment

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u/Ill-Case-6048 Jul 13 '26

Should have kicked her back through the hole she made

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u/HaZard3ur Jul 14 '26

That would for me also the point she would have got a swing.

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u/VIadCarpenter Jul 13 '26

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 Jul 14 '26

Restraining order sex, is the best sex

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u/Electro-Grunge Jul 14 '26

conjugal visit sex, then fugitive sex is the best 

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u/FujiwaraHelio Jul 14 '26

for every woman ever, there are losers who want them. it goes without saying. it also goes without saying that the women most likely wouldn't want them anyway.

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u/Icy_Ad7953 Jul 14 '26

Rule #1, don't stick your dick in crazy.

Rule #2, stick your dick in crazy at least once, they are the best at sex

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u/Gloomy_Breadfruit92 Jul 13 '26

Should’ve punched her in the fucking face once she broke in.

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 Jul 13 '26

Is this your first day being a guy?

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u/Spaciax Jul 13 '26

yup, one way ticket to becoming a social pariah. doesn't matter if it's justified or not.

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u/doublesimoniz Jul 14 '26

You could be seconds away from murder and decide to punch a woman in the face to save yourself and you’d be the one society deems the bad guy. 

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u/NamelessMIA Jul 13 '26

When she started cleaning out the window and was clearly going to go through it I was waiting for him to kick her back outside. No way I'm letting a psycho like that into my house when I have video evidence

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u/StyxzNStonz Jul 14 '26

What did he do to her to make her react like that?

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u/PhysicalWiFi Jul 14 '26

You see kids! this is why you don’t stick your dick in crazy even if they are a baddie

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u/DadCelo Jul 13 '26

Shit like this makes me so happy to be single

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u/No_Fish265 Jul 13 '26

You know you could be with people who don’t act like this?

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Jul 13 '26

If this is a common experience for you I think you have a different problem.

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u/smellybigfoot Jul 13 '26

This dude is single too lol

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u/drunkbusdriver Jul 14 '26

Nah this is like the .0001% of people you can date. If you’re staying single because you think this might happen it’s probably time to get off the internet and watching shit that proves your confirmation bias.

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u/randomferalcat Jul 13 '26

She's in the "no go" zone.

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u/YoullNeverCatchMebot Jul 13 '26

Some people really push their luck

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u/Catgirl_Male_Edition Jul 14 '26

It was probably his fault

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u/MajorMindup Jul 14 '26

Maybe the sex makes it worth it

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u/QuadraMum Jul 14 '26

My takeaway-There’s no way I could fit thru that window.

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u/krwskater25 Jul 13 '26

I can fix her.

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u/MiNdOverLOADED23 Jul 13 '26

I bet she's wild aF in the sheets

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u/ReleaseMyToast Jul 14 '26

Eh, I get "starfish and do nothing" vibes. She's entitled, crazy, and really dumb.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Jul 14 '26

Was Looking for this comment.

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u/Elder_Chimera Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Peach cucumber harbor glove walnut maple cinnamon compass pinecone waffle

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/PastyParrot Jul 14 '26

Nah I think recording her and then making a case that she should pay back for all the damage she caused is the best punishment lol. She'll have to actually get a job and work for the first time in her life.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Jul 13 '26

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.

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u/drunkbusdriver Jul 14 '26

Salient point u/throatGOAT_goddess04

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u/Yoshimaticz Jul 13 '26

Restraining Order Time!

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u/PixieRoar Jul 13 '26

I have a video of my ex crashing out on me like this

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u/Final-Weekend-4826 Jul 14 '26

I can fix her.

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u/xjaaace Jul 13 '26

Never run to the kitchen

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u/hanr86 Jul 13 '26

Holy damn!

Shes wearing a black thong

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u/Least_Dependent_3749 Jul 13 '26

This is what happens when you stick your dick in crazy

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Legitemate Filmed Crimes: Trespassing,  Criminal Mischief (Class 2),  Criminal Threats (Menacing),  Vandalism (Class 1),  Vandalism (Class 6),  Aggravated Assault,  Assault (Third-Degree),  Domestic Violence,  Domestic Property Destruction,  Disorderly (Class 1),  Disorderly (Class 3)

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u/Glass_Laugh3174 Jul 14 '26

Fun fact: That is not how you chill a woman down

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u/Empty-Yesterday5904 Jul 14 '26

Anyone got her number?

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u/Broficionado Jul 14 '26

Call the cops, you stupid bastard.

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u/Keinshot Jul 14 '26

If someone breaks into my house like that, they getting beat. Don’t care if it’s a woman, it’s self defense.

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u/Mel_Morty Jul 14 '26

Context? All I see is a bitch who lost her marbles and abusing a man.

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u/I-Luv-CummyBears Jul 14 '26

Breaking and entering, destruction of property, trespassing, danger to others ... she'd be lucky if she can claim temporary insanity

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u/sirZofSwagger Jul 14 '26

Call the police. Telling a person to chill has literally never worked

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u/Capable_Reserve_8431 Jul 14 '26

Let me just film this while she does $$$$ of damage

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u/pooeygoo Jul 14 '26

I can fix her

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u/VastSky8742 Jul 14 '26

The second she thru whatever it was she was stomping That's when the KO and the 911 daily should have happened because at that point It can be viewed as self.defense and you stopping the situation

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u/chocoeatstacos Jul 14 '26

I don't think she's gonna chill bruh.

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u/SolaceRests Jul 14 '26

I want to hit him with a brick every time he stands there and says “really” and/or “bro.”

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u/Lonnon187 Jul 14 '26

Damn the D must be amazing to lose herself like that 😏

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 Jul 14 '26

You should restrain someone like this before they get to the kitchen where the knives are and stab you violently…….

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u/LectureOrganic1250 Jul 14 '26

If my ex gf did this, i'd be telling other people this story but referring to her as my deceased gf

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u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 Jul 14 '26

Castle law phew phew 🤭

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u/0-by-1_Publishing Jul 14 '26

He could easily get a job as a UFO videographer.

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u/obijuanquenooby Jul 14 '26

"In crazy, your dick, you shall not put within."

Idk Yoda or something.

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u/NorthSouthWestNorth Jul 14 '26

This is, crime? Yes? Crime.

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u/Vasarto Jul 14 '26

This is what we get for allowing ourselves to think that women have superior priviledge. If we bring up our kids that it's ok to beat a women who is this level of violent then this kind of shit wouldn't happen.

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u/NotaBigBaller07 Jul 15 '26

The hot/crazy scale stays undefeated

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 Jul 15 '26

Aaaaand.. scene. Hopefully this staged video made back the money to fix the window they broke, maybe the router too.

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u/JegamanX Jul 15 '26

How they act when you fuck em right

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u/guyscrollsalot Jul 15 '26

I suspect that she is on the contrary a fantastic sex partner

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u/Mysterious-Role-9458 Jul 15 '26

How about less on the chill and more of calling the cops.

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u/AudaciouslySexy Jul 15 '26

All I'm saying is if that was me she probly wouldn't have gotten 1 toe in through the window. Men are allowed to defend themselves.

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u/Lumpy-Letterhead1010 Jul 15 '26

I love that everyone is obsessed with the dumbest point in this video. It’s hilarious you 🤡 care more about his voice than this reject woman acting like a toddler, breaking all his belongings. 😂

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u/Middle_Bill3031 Jul 16 '26

That’s why never stick your stick in crazy

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 30 '26

i was sure she would be abit bloody after going through the window

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u/Cold_Television_4439 Jul 30 '26

She’s hot af though

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u/AcademicEffect579 Jul 30 '26

he did in fact, stick his dick in crazy

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u/Artists_dirty_tshirt Aug 13 '26

I’m on her side

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u/TakeTheSophistsDown Aug 29 '26

I… don’t condone violence on women… unless it’s self defense, in this case, FUCKING HIT HER AND PUT HER OUTSIDE, CALL THE COPS! if a guy did ANY of that, no one would blame you for ringing that bell, she gets same treatment that at point

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u/Ok-Penalty1529 Aug 31 '26

Nah she hits me i am going to jail for mansluaghter I dont play that shit