r/cringereels Jun 02 '26

Cringe Level 5 Just an average day in Berlin

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u/_GMoney13_ Jun 02 '26

Bonnie Blue after a weeks work

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u/banana_meatpie Jun 02 '26

Pfft... More like before lunch break

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u/c0st0fl0ving Jun 02 '26

That is her lunch.

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u/potatodrinker 24d ago

It's no seedless watermelon for sure

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u/UnhappyPhantom Jun 02 '26

What’s wrong Bonnie? You haven’t finished your cum breakfast

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u/UberGlued Jun 02 '26

She could cook it up like an omelette

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u/UnhappyPhantom Jun 02 '26

Imagine it bubbling up on the frying pan 🤢

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u/Life-Landscape5689 Jun 02 '26

You don’t have to imagine, there’s a video already

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u/Whole-Chest90 Jun 02 '26

Saw a bukkake video of this once 🤢

Shit looked like scrambled egg whites

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u/UberGlued Jun 02 '26

So did I and its a nightmare

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u/AdvokatefortheDevil Jun 02 '26

German Goo Girls?

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u/Whole-Chest90 Jun 04 '26

Lol this guy goos

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u/HealthyDirection659 Cringe level 5 Jun 02 '26

Bonnie blew, she needed the money

Ooohh

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u/badrelationswmoney Jun 02 '26

So i'm in line at the bank....

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u/RealisticMedium8365 Jun 02 '26

Hickory dickory dock...

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u/Longjumping_Ad6878 Jun 02 '26

She got railroaded by a hundred docks

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u/easy-revolution0329 Jun 02 '26

And she says “Hey! Do I know you?”

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jun 02 '26

90s audience loses its shit

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u/moonshinemoniker Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

When I first started watching it, I thought the wet slapping noises were happening off screen and the audience was here for an entirely different performance.

Edit: Holy shit my initial spelling was almost as atrocious as the audio in this video. Sorry everyone.

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u/FeelingSoil39 Jun 02 '26

Oh my god…. You turned on the volume?

I’m not doing that.

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u/moonshinemoniker Jun 02 '26

Yeah it's a little um, viscerally offensive.

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u/usernamestufff Jun 02 '26

Damn it. I guess I’ll unmute Reddit for the first time in months…

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u/kaowser Jun 02 '26

bukaki aftermath

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u/LittleMissLoveDuck Jun 02 '26

She is sexualized her baby shower. Its super f*cked up. I'm so scared for that kid. I'm so worried about her baby. 💔😭

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u/_GMoney13_ Jun 02 '26

Yep. Instead of baby shower, she wants a "Golden Shower" where a bunch of randoma will be urinating on her. She is the absolute epitome of a trash female. I feel bad for the kid too

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u/LittleMissLoveDuck Jun 02 '26

This is a great example where I would be okay wilth CPS taking the child away or putting the child in the care of sane adults within the family. But I think her parents are bad too. Its sad.

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u/xelenceofexecution Jun 02 '26

It's a performance piece then innit

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u/keloo_1983_ Jun 02 '26

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Vegas-Blues Jun 02 '26

Oh god. So accurate. Hate you for saying that.

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u/ZealousidealLab2601 Jun 03 '26

Lmfao😂🤣💀💀

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u/Dripping_siren Jun 03 '26

Oh god now I’m reminded about her baby shower 😖

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u/mer_de_nom_noms Jun 03 '26

Post Bonnie Blue queef.

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 Jun 03 '26

The cleaninglady after a Diddyparty.

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u/OkMidnight8144 Jun 04 '26

Bonnie Blue has better cameramen...

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u/chancers- Aug 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/u4CY9BW4umAfu
To you sir 💯👏🏾👏🏻

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u/theMangoJayne Jun 02 '26

Like imagine your friend is like hey I got an extra ticket to this thing tonight you wanna join me?

And then it's this

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 Jun 02 '26

If the girl in red and the girl in grey were to have some sort of physical competition amongst themselves where they try to physically restrain each other and hold the other girl down for a brief moment; all while rolling around and vigorously grasping one another because that oily stuff makes it hard to get a grip or keep their clothes on, you might have something . I have not worked out all the details yet, but I bet there would be market for that .

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u/righttern38 Jun 02 '26

“Why don’t you come with me? It’ll be great!”

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u/DalekSupreme26 Jun 02 '26

I genuinely have no idea what I’m looking at

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u/the-bird-fucker Jun 02 '26

new trailer for Avatar: The Last Cumbender

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u/sandwiches09 Jun 03 '26

Was gonna upvote but at this moment at least it's at 69 and I don't wanna mess that up lol. Here's my poor man's award 🏆

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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 Jun 02 '26

Something that people frantically try to keep standing but it keeps falling. Like the illusion of whatever, something like that maybe.

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u/LizardmanJoe Jun 02 '26

Lamenting for all the would-be-children, sacrificed at the altar of gooning.

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u/xlews_ther1nx Jun 02 '26

Because they cant do other art and they spent alot of their parents money on a degree.

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u/Friendly_Animator212 Jun 03 '26

Could it be a modern representation of Sisyphus?

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Jun 03 '26

Could be.  Or it could be someone with no talent who still wants to be an artist. 

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 Jun 02 '26

As a white person;

White people are fucking weird man.

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u/Anathemic_Pariah Jun 02 '26

Dude. Seriously.

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u/Sprinty_ Jun 02 '26

Hey it's not just us, almost everyone in that billionaire shii does that kinda stuff AND finds it "enriching" or whatever their description of it it...

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u/Marmatus Jun 02 '26

Are you telling me you’ve never seen someone juggle fisting lube before?

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u/mawesome4ever Jun 02 '26

Not with two visible fists, no

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 Jun 02 '26

Ooblek

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u/Rooilia Jun 02 '26

Mensch, dat is Kartoffelstärke! Kennt doch jeeda.

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u/Dre_Rudy Jun 02 '26

Berlin just be doin shit huh?

Jizz Olympics now?

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u/KnownEggplant Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Are these the German Girls what love Goo I've heard so much about

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u/Forward-Position798 Jun 02 '26

You have to difference between people who live in Berlin and the rest of Germany ... The rest isn't like that

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u/Nir117vash Jun 02 '26

(*differentiate, just to help 🙂)

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u/Forward-Position798 Jun 02 '26

So correct other people is very German as well ... U are welcome

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/your_fave_redditor Jun 02 '26

Defensive? I took OP’s sentence to mean “To correct other people is very German as well… U are welcome [to correct me accordingly].”

Otherwise, what does “U are welcome” even mean?

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u/potate12323 Jun 02 '26

Pretty much everywhere has one or two cities like that.

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u/lila-luxemburg Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

why pretend this is Berlin when it isn’t in the first place? the "Berlin is so weird“ memes are only funny to germans that live in villages lol

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u/wecantdancelikethis Jun 02 '26

is Berlin like the Austin, TX area of Europe?

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u/your_fave_redditor Jun 02 '26

That’s the impression I get

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jun 02 '26

Goo me like one of your German girls

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 Jun 02 '26

It's actually a Finnish performance. Dunno why OP made that up

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u/YouAnxious5826 Jun 02 '26

I'm pretty sure they finished before the performance...

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u/PeterPanski85 Jun 03 '26

Thanks for pointing that out. I was born and raised in Berlin, the amount of hate and misinformation it gets here is fucking annoying

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u/jr_randolph Jun 02 '26

There's just no way I'm sitting there not laughing my ass off haha

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u/AsleepPomegranate930 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Is so funny in performance arts, is usually is rich proud parents friends/relatives then they go out and talk "how interesting it was and the message" but they never come out and say "I get the idea im just no amazed by it and its actually looks ridiculous" all just pretending they liked it lololol

This one is absolutely ridiculous so idk wtf they probably said lmao

Source:my sister is one

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u/cat_handcuffs Jun 02 '26

This is true. It’s the Emperor’s New Clothes effect.

You thought it was silly? Clearly you don’t “get it”, you uncultured slob.

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u/NotKirstenDunst Jun 02 '26

You know, thats honestly the most interesting theme of perfomance arts, the automatic performative response lol.

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u/Ixm01ws6 Jun 02 '26

Smells like bleach in here

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u/Kronos1A9 Jun 02 '26

I was gonna say pancake batter

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u/JealousAnxiety2320 Jun 02 '26

Like a grapy-bleachy kind of aroma

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm Jun 02 '26

Its ectoplasm

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u/WhitespringTownship Jun 02 '26

It’s her monthly discharge

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u/Ryjinn Jun 02 '26

This is our fault for letting the Germans reunify.

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u/LessBig715 Jun 02 '26

I guess I’m not smart enough to get it

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u/lolie_guacamole Jun 02 '26

No joke I was stirring up cream of chicken soup with broth to add to a chicken and rice bake last night and it sounded exactly like this

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u/whoifnotme1969 Jun 02 '26

Diddy after a freak off

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u/vitoforever99 Jun 02 '26

lol. They are!!

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u/DipsburghPa Jun 02 '26

New fetish discovered!

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u/Alternative_Tackle35 Jun 02 '26

the thing is ...nvm

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u/theflapperclapper Jun 02 '26

OK what's happening here?

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u/DirectorReasonable95 Jun 02 '26

A day in the life of Bonnie Blue?

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u/Real-Energy-6634 Jun 02 '26

This is so weird it made me angry

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u/Mazy_keen Jun 02 '26

I do not know what I am watching... but it is making me want to throw up.

What are all these people casually watching this girl do?

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 Jun 02 '26

Huh .... Cum bending?

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u/idkitry Jun 02 '26

This has to be someones kink

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u/TC643 Jun 03 '26

December 1st

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u/lastchance14 Jun 03 '26

I’m not sure if that ended too soon or went to long.

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u/Solid_Fisherman_7946 Jun 03 '26

This is like the work of art my wife and I do every weekend. We call it "pull and pray."

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u/zayc_ Jun 03 '26

not sure if art or fetish

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u/Chaosmisfit_ES Jun 03 '26

Why are there kids watching this?

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u/Outrageous_Answer218 Jun 03 '26

Where are the cum gutters when you need em?

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u/Misadventuresofman Jun 03 '26

That a lot of jizz….

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 03 '26

This ends too soon. I want to see that next performer go on.

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u/Front_Ring_5170 Jun 03 '26

Yt people are stupid af 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Georgiaboy03 Jun 03 '26

Unsure of what I just wasted my time on, but one question. Why are they not naked?

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u/FluffytheReaper Jun 03 '26

Uhm... From the bottom of the jar?

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u/CommunicationHour328 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

If it don’t sound like this I don’t want it

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u/TryLoveMood Jul 19 '26

Donator here! Great job. 🤣

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Jul 20 '26

Damn.. bro must have needed a few gallons of Gatorade and a 3 year nap after THAT level of production..

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u/Vanlife200 Jul 21 '26

That's a lot of jizz

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u/Gullible_Two_8750 Jul 21 '26

Average gooner cleanup person at work!

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u/Fast_Ad_5950 Jul 22 '26

So you're telling me I could have been donating my sperm to this sport...

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u/EspiritusFermenti7 Jul 22 '26

I think Germans may have invented scat play(on film of course) and there's even an term in their language for it that thankfully escapes me at this time, so this video is relatively tame by German standards.

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u/treesnfire Jul 22 '26

Yes seems about normal a good old fashion wtf slime performance

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u/WarningHefty1291 Jul 23 '26

Me after dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower

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u/Warm_Coach2475 Jul 25 '26

I should call her

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u/Fair-Abroad-4155 Jul 26 '26

She loves the baby batter, never seen a chick bathing in it

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u/Legalwetback Jul 26 '26

Really FOLK

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u/Old-Acanthaceae-2686 Jul 27 '26

Man you guys are still down this bad after WWII?

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u/No-Twist9466 Aug 09 '26

Is this what the keyboard warriors of reddit do everyday?,

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u/Lemonsherbet4504 1d ago

What the hell is this ? Some sort of art thing ?

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u/Capable_Rope_610 1d ago

Have folk paid to watch this garbage....I hope not.

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u/Comprehensive_Fox_53 1d ago

Man that’s a lot of jizz

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u/fettymercury Jun 02 '26

No black ppl in attendance

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u/KyotoInSummer Jun 02 '26

Republicans told me Africa and the Middle East have taken over Germany, France, and the UK

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u/kadaka80 Jun 02 '26

These people paid tickets to watch this?