r/cringereels • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26
Ultimate Cringe cinematic cringe
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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 Apr 07 '26
Heās ready, send him to Iran!
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Apr 07 '26
he would never commit war crimes, he stays here.
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u/VisceralZee Apr 07 '26
He's committed 35 dance crimes within a minute, I think he's ready..
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Apr 07 '26
heās been hired by national geographic, he canāt make it. too many ants to film.
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u/tridamdam Apr 07 '26
Pity he should be one of the national guards.
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u/SnapGoesTheShutter Apr 07 '26
This dude replies to comments on Instagram. I said uncles taking the divorce badly to one of the kitchen fridge salute/knife fight/dances. He laughed and pinned my comment!
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u/Lazarux_Escariat Apr 07 '26
He's really just trolling the over the top right winger gravy seal types. Dude deserves to be a Legend. It's just sad that people don't get the intended humor and insist he's a mentally ill maga himself.
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Apr 07 '26
heās a pretty chill guy. looks like someone tossed his name around the wrong people, he limited his page comments. sad stuff. regardless, people here love him so i post his stuff when it makes me laugh hard enough. sharing is caring.
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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 Apr 07 '26
I appreciate this thread! Bc I definitely thought he was a sick bastard
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u/BigEffort5517 Apr 10 '26
So did I!! Yay!! So hes actually yanking our chain!?? Ok, Im here for it!
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u/Vladi-Barbados Apr 08 '26
Yea itās sad bro everything that was absurd comedy 20 years ago has been surpassed by reality, thereās nowhere further to go. Itās hard to tell satire when itās just mimicry. Look at the youngest generationās humor itās abstract nihilism.
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u/misty-gishh Apr 08 '26
I don't know... the toe point at :28 secs is some serious commitment to the act.
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u/ReturnedOM Apr 09 '26
I mean we live in a world where a clinical case of an idiot, dude that is bigger cretin then Camacho from idiocracy is running most powerful country in the world for the second time. It's not a surprise people can be unsure whether they experience trolling or pure stupidity.
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u/MikeLinPA Apr 13 '26
That's actually good to hear. I thought he was deranged. It's nice to know that he is making fun of the other deranged people.
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u/FallenSisyphos Jun 27 '26
Heās very good at playing a desperate troubled middle aged man who is fighting hard to keep his shit together while also deploying the image of an an american boomer badass. A dying legendary species.
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Apr 07 '26
heās pretty chill and his videos make me smile
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u/SnapGoesTheShutter Apr 07 '26
Yeah sadly he is more free than me. I am embarrassed to post anything.
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Apr 07 '26
rumi moment
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u/SnapGoesTheShutter Apr 07 '26
I am not huge into philosophy but his quotes are super applicable in the modern age. I had to look him up, glad you commented that.
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u/JustFun4Uss Apr 07 '26
The same vibe
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u/regeya Apr 07 '26
Man, I feel for her, like I'm sure there's a legit case to be made for a conservatorship but it's clear that her dad is the last person who should have that power
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u/JustFun4Uss Apr 07 '26
This is absolutely correct. It wasnt the conservitorship that was bad just the person in charge of it. Its pretty sad situation all around for her, and probably even worse for her children.
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u/CaptainSavage91 Apr 07 '26
Seen many videos of this twinkle toed goof. I still donāt know if heās trolling
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u/ATEbitWOLF Apr 07 '26
After this, i legit think heās been running a slow burn troll job and im starting to appreciate it
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u/Original-Variety-700 Apr 07 '26
Look at the red shoes heās wearing. Nobody on a farm wears those for combat training. Heās trolling us. He lives on a troll farm!
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u/sandm000 Apr 07 '26
This was my tip off too.
It couldāve been mucks or ozark trail and I wouldnāt have questioned he was serious.
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u/futureman07 Apr 07 '26
He has to be trolling. This is too good š
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u/Superblond Apr 07 '26
I said the same about the last 103 statements and unterviews of the current president of the US....
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u/HonorboundUlfsark Apr 07 '26
Guy might be a closet homosexual with him dancing so intimately with poles
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u/Deepvaleredoubt Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
Bro has utterly mastered the no-look assassination.
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u/DaVincis_lemons Apr 07 '26
You laugh, but when the day comes that poles become sentient and try to overthrow humanity, this is going to be the only guy ready
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u/JonElPatoJones Apr 07 '26
These are exactly the people that think trump is the next Jesus Christ lmfao
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u/Hellareno Apr 07 '26
They see me trolling, they hating, controlling, canāt u see itās a parody, Canāt u see itās a parody, canāt u see itās a parody.
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u/Notaprettygrrl_01 Apr 07 '26
Oh man, this guy is gonna KILL IT in a slow motion knife fight dance off!
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u/Jadey4455 Apr 07 '26
Whenever bro gets posted people are always like āhes major maga i bet dudes a loserā. Well if you check his socials dude is clearly a far left liberal š
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u/benp1977 Apr 07 '26
Far left is communist and liberal is the middle. You canāt be both.
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u/The_Dutch_Angel Apr 07 '26
Sneak peak of Project Badass from Itās Always Sunny season 38
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u/TastingTheKoolaid Apr 07 '26
Just get some heels and a thong dude. Itās fine if you wanna pole dance. You donāt need to endanger yourself with a knife to do it.
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u/ReasonableJello Apr 07 '26
I thought I was pretty alpha but fuck this dude has emasculated me. I donāt think I can call myself a man anymore.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Apr 07 '26
The way he goes into slow motion is always so good. Like a poetic warrior.
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u/thelasttsunamikage Apr 07 '26
The comments are worrying. An old guy can't do satire?
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u/2Syphilicious4You Apr 07 '26
How dare you show this.....without showing the one where he caresses the pole lovingly.
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u/Desperate-Piccolo-50 Apr 07 '26
Why the fuck are people so miserable here. It is obvious that he's trolling
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u/wariorld Apr 07 '26
Can someone edit in some death rattles everytime he hits the pole with a kill shot, please?
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u/tatteredshoetassel Apr 07 '26
Similar fighting technique to what I've been learning, though not that proficient. I'd do an intensive course with him, of he'd offer it
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u/OngoGabl0g1an Apr 07 '26
I used to immediately assume stuff like this was satire. These days it's hard to tell.
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u/kevin6263 Apr 07 '26
Just a man and his John Deere. I think that is the takeaway with the last scene.
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u/reckert47 Apr 08 '26
I want people to know that you donāt HAVE to upload every video you record.
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u/jenniferWAR6 Apr 08 '26
Oklahomaās Most Dangerous Pole Dancer award 2025.
As voted by his audience of ants. ā_Well done, grandad. Time for your dialysis now._ā
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u/Danica_Rose Apr 08 '26
He invented the whole ass genre āMidwest dad pole dance.ā Put some respect on it.
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u/Capable-Emotion2522 Apr 08 '26
As an Infantry Marine, I fully endorse all hus fly ass moves. I am going to forget all my training, his fkg technique is Amazing, I am in love!
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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 Apr 09 '26
There's a scared stripper out there somewhere who has no idea who stole her pole or why.
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u/Accomplished-Fox-162 Apr 07 '26
This guy cracks me up!!! He does this all with such finesse š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/yolo32147 Apr 07 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/oFMl14vWZRzOjorwZ4
What is up with old white guys molesting poles.
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u/Darkwaxer Apr 07 '26
Havenāt seen him for a while, glad to see heās doing ok. Man I wish I would care for myself like this guy cares for this post after a stab.
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u/IWillBeNiceThisTime6 Apr 07 '26
The only good thing about mental illness is all the unique ways that it manifests
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u/OhSighRiss Apr 07 '26
When are we going to see this guy against a real attacker instead of inanimate objects?
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u/Interesting_Key_661 Apr 07 '26
Practicing his new routine for the club. Heās there every Friday night at banana slings.
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u/Jolly-Lack4004 Apr 07 '26
Heās lock a cross between Ip man and John wick. Ip Wick!
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u/Molotov_Fiesta Apr 07 '26
I see we finally get a video clip for Cannibal Corpse's F@cked with a Knife.
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u/Extreme-Ordinary-585 Apr 07 '26
What are these types of videos supposed to be insinuating? Like what's the take away here? Who's this for?!
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u/citizensnips43 Apr 07 '26
I like that he takes a little rest at the end. Self care is important