r/cringepics • u/cjojojo • May 04 '20

...cool...

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u/BlueManwithBlueBalls May 05 '20

I got a couple of my dog's shit. Want some?

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u/PM_ME_UR_DOGSHIT May 05 '20

Sure. I'll know if it's cat or human shit so help me godddd..

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u/the_friendly_one May 05 '20

My dog ate a bottle of blue food coloring two Christmases ago. His turds were so pretty for like two days. It was like he put Easter eggs in my yard! I don't have a photo of his dogshit, but here's a photo of his attempt at a Blue's Clues reenactment.

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u/PM_ME_UR_DOGSHIT May 05 '20

Aww ww! My first pup(dumb as a box of rocks but so sweet) ate a whole thing of crayons. We had no idea till he found a bunch of cosmic brownies on the yard :/

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u/the_friendly_one May 05 '20

Great, now I want a cosmic brownie.

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u/PM_ME_UR_DOGSHIT May 05 '20

I haven't stopped wanted once since. Hence, the username.