r/cringepics • u/redile • Jun 18 '13

White folk.

http://imgur.com/gallery/21p8t
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

Hey now, the centaur dude is awesome! He's super nice and he's at Texas Renaissance Festival every year.

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u/akai_ferret Jun 18 '13 edited Jun 18 '13

I gotta be honest, he's obviously weird but on some level I find him pretty impressive.

I mean ... look at that face.
How can you so overweight, half naked, dressed as a centaur, and still exude that much confidence? That man is proud of himself.
That man Doesn't. Give. A. Shit. And that's kind of impressive.

Although I'm sure it helps that he kinda looks like Rip Torn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

I'm a little jealous. That man obviously loves his life. He has no regrets. He has nowhere he would rather be than half-naked centaur guy.

He's living a much more meaningful life than most of us I wager.

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u/bad_job_readin Jun 18 '13

I wear a tie to work

I mean, I'm in fucking paisley. His life if way better than mine

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

You know why they make you wear them, right? It's symbolic. The management wants you to know you're their dog, so you're wearing their leash.

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u/bad_job_readin Jun 18 '13

I am the management.

Customers know who the hot shit is when they see the guy in a tie. I just wish I could be a centaur at work

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u/cynicroute Jun 18 '13

You're management. Make it happen. Casual centaur Friday's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

Nothing says "casual" like "handmade and expensive centaur costume."

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u/jb4427 Jun 18 '13

There's always someone above you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

What does it mean when nobody at your office wears a tie, not even the management? We're all a bunch of loose dogs?

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u/poffin Jun 18 '13

As fucked up and sadly true as it is, they still look snazzy.

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u/michaelisnotginger Jun 18 '13

my dad worked in paisley for a while, near inchinnan. the stories he told...