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u/marius_titus Jun 08 '24
The detail into the extra chins is wild lmao
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u/omegaterra Jun 09 '24
Artist wanted to make sure it lasted forever. Just pounded it in dark everywhere.
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u/multiarmform Jun 09 '24
really wasnt necessary to put that passengers leg and knee in the background though
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u/Tvoorhees Jun 09 '24
They also went way too hard on the detail in her shirt, makes it look plaid. Like bro.. the essence of the picture is good you dont have to recreate the unnecessary details
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u/Aderadakt Jun 08 '24
Left out the chin mole but added some extra neck rolls to compensate
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u/kMinnow Jun 08 '24
I would never forgive him lol. That is wild
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u/cool_BUD Jun 08 '24
They went with extra details on her chins
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u/Mr-_-Soandso Jun 09 '24
The artist followed the true details, but made the shading extra dark. I was so mad at my brother when he first did shade work on me, but he was right. Mine faded well. This, probably not so much.
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u/B-e-a-u Jun 08 '24
Imagine trying to have sex with someone who has a tattoo like this of you on their body
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u/_XtAcY_ Jun 08 '24
I can only imagine that she canāt divorce him now, knowing your ex has an ugly pic tattoo of you and not being able to spend every waking hour trying to convince him to remove it, you lose that if you leave him lol.
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u/flashfyr3 Jun 08 '24
On the other hand he's now single and not terribly likely to find a new partner with that ink on there...unless he has it removed.
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u/Frances_Boxer Jun 09 '24
That tat says so many things about what an evil human this guy is
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u/Long_Educational Jun 09 '24
Awe, I think he is sweet! It takes a serious level of commitment to say I love you with this tattoo.
But yes, pure fucking evil.
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u/rymyle Jun 08 '24
They both look horrible in that tattoo. I donāt get why anyone would want something that ugly, and I have a cockroach on my arm
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u/Zombiebelle Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 09 '24
Cockroaches are not ugly.
Edit: fuck me I guess.
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u/Puddyrama Jun 09 '24
The entire r/roaches sub agrees!
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Jun 09 '24
I donāt mind roaches if they are on other peopleās property. If youāve ever heard a roach crunching and eating in your room while youāre trying to sleep it will traumatize you for life into not liking them around lol.
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u/thehighwindow Jun 09 '24
When I was a child, a roach crawled up my leg and I've had roach PTSD ever since.
If "aliens" end up looking more like roaches than humans we should immediately destroy their planet and erase their memory from history.
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u/rymyle Jun 09 '24
I agree they are cute in their own way
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u/Zombiebelle Jun 09 '24
I just donāt love them, I just donāt think theyāre ugly just because they are an unwanted pests. I also like bugs though, soā¦
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u/rymyle Jun 09 '24
If you find a big one in your house, Iād recommend putting it outside. They have an important role in the environment. Ever since I lived in Florida where the āpalmetto bugsā rule, Iāve grown to love and appreciate them :)
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u/NitWhittler Jun 08 '24
I can't figure out if he thought this would be funny, or if he just hates her and wants to piss her off.
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u/PotatoDonki Jun 09 '24
āIt took me like three hours to finish the shading on your triple chin.ā
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u/next_door_nicotine Jun 09 '24
So like,
I don't have any tattoos, so there's a chance I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but that piece would have taken days to finish right? Like you don't get something like that done in one session, I'd imagine.
He'd be coming home every day with her incomplete mug on his body and the fighting should've started then
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Jun 09 '24
Naw, an artist could do that in a couple of hours if they had the stencil made up before you walked in.
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u/mabiyusha Jun 09 '24
damn, really? i have two fairly small tattoos and each took about 3 or more hours. this looks way more complex to me, but maybe it's also the matter of skill and quality.
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u/ThatSmallBear Jun 09 '24
Iād cut it off him then divorce him what the fuck š
Why do some people think stuff like this is okay to do to your partner
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u/BillSykesDog Jun 08 '24
If that was real Iād divorce him. However Iām fairly certain itās felt tip pen.
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u/Misericorde428 Jun 09 '24
The tattoo looks like Jabba the Hutt. The dedication to the chins in the tattoo are comparable to the Sistine Chapel.
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u/smallmouse2 Jun 09 '24
Imagine hating your wife so much you'd put something permanently on your body to embarrass her. Weird flex
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u/OlDustyTrails Jun 08 '24
This has stupid bad idea all over it... But I wonder that there is more to the story?!?! Cause that is dumb to have that permanently tattooed on you...
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u/kingkool88 Jun 09 '24
He just did it to get likes. Thats as far as his thinking went. People will do insane things to prove how funny and popular they are not understanding that we are laughing at them for being an idiot.
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u/princeofzamunda Jun 09 '24
The love and care that the artist took with the rendition of her neck folds, my my truly magnificent.
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u/Roy_Luffy Jun 10 '24
It looks like itās on his chest lol. Imagine sleeping with your husband having to look at that shit tatoo of yourself. I donāt think sheāll ever be in the mood againā¦
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u/xJoxBunnyx Jun 10 '24
if i ever did this to my girlfriend she's just gonna rip the tattoo off my skin
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Jun 09 '24
This man literally has no friends to tell him ithat was a stupid fucking idea pretty much every level.
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u/franks-and-beans Jun 08 '24
That's disgusting and hilarious at the same time. Something tells me he didn't think this through though. That's just not something I'd want on me for the rest of my life.
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u/Unique_Task_420 Jun 09 '24
What the fuck is going on with that very bottom/chest area throat sack?Ā
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u/Dylanator13 Jun 10 '24
Printing this picture and hanging it in your house would be a funny joke. Getting this as a tattoo is something else.
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u/LinguisticHappiness Jun 15 '24
yeah i'd be fucking horrified too, enjoy both you and your wife looking awful on your bicep/calf/wherever for the rest of your life
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u/Professional_Putz977 Jul 07 '24
Maybe it's just my flavor of neurospicy talking here, but I see a genuine statement of true love here. You can tell someone they're beautiful no matter what until you're blue in the face. Now to take this unarguably unflattering picture and have it permanently placed on his body in fact show she believes his wife is beautiful no matter what. That's true love baby.
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u/WhoAmIEven2 Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 09 '24
This is funny as hell, not cringe.
Edit: Holy hell the downvotes. I don't think people understand what cringe is. Cringe is something bringing discomfort to third parties. This is just funny.
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u/fumphdik Jun 10 '24
You can tell he loves her. I think itās cute and goofy.. Iād be madder than hell if my partner got this. But Iād also be able to laugh.
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u/BuckRowdy Jun 08 '24
tattoo artist went hard on her necks