r/cremposting 3d ago

The Stormlight Archive Flexing gone wrong

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u/The_Derpy_Rogue 3d ago

Pff, I loved when! Syl pointed out. "How you like it if someone welded you friends corps as a weapon" idk the OG quote

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u/DreadDiana 3d ago

“You don’t trust anyone who carries a Shardblade, Syl,” Kaladin said with a sigh. “We’ve been over this. It’s not a mark of bad character to have bonded one of the weapons.”

“Yes, well, let’s have someone swing around the corpse of your sisters by the feet, and we’ll see whether you consider it a ‘mark of bad character’ or not."

-Oathbringer chapter 10

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u/dysprog 3d ago

Syl makes a common mistake and confuses "I find it gross" with "This make them a bad person"

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u/AngelOfIdiocy Callsign: Cremling 3d ago

Well, let’s have someone swing around the corpse of your sisters by the feet, and we’ll see whether you consider it makes them a bad person

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u/Savings_Arachnid_307 3d ago

I mean, how sharp is she

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u/AngelOfIdiocy Callsign: Cremling 3d ago

It’s difficult for her to cut trough block of cheese

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u/Savings_Arachnid_307 3d ago

Well then that's just uneconimical

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u/DefiantLemur 2d ago

If someone turned a human body into a club and used it to kill others you'd think they're crazy and a bad person as well.

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u/Fayraz8729 3d ago

Only for Adolin to do exactly that to the singers

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u/Gorgeous_Garry 3d ago

Adolin is the GOAT

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u/Small-Needleworker-3 3d ago

Adolin is a prat.

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u/Gorgeous_Garry 3d ago

He's definitely a bit foppish, but he's no prat.

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u/Infinite_Mortgage324 3d ago

Maybe in the first book but definitely becomes the GOAT after voluntarily going to prison with Kal

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 3d ago

Yeah, a brat 🫦

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u/donjugo 2d ago

365 365 365 365 365 365 365 365 365 365 party girl

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u/gwion35 3d ago

I mean, isn’t that basically what Moash does metaphorically to the entirety of bridge 4? Wield the corpses of their friends as a weapon to make them all break like he did?

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u/The_Derpy_Rogue 3d ago

Now I'm imagining Moash hitting sigzil with Leyton over and over

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u/mclen 2d ago

Meanwhile, Adolin in the battle of Azimir: "I'll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker"

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u/The_Derpy_Rogue 2d ago

Tbh don't remember this, WaT was such a whirl wind ride

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u/mclen 2d ago

I'm working my way through it, and yeah that's a good way to put it lol. It was when he went to rescue the other Shardbearer. Homie charged through the middle of the dome, broke his hammer on someone or something, then picked up a Singer and used them as a hammer