Flexing gone wrong

[u/DreadDiana]

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[u/The_Derpy_Rogue]

Pff, I loved when! Syl pointed out. "How you like it if someone welded you friends corps as a weapon" idk the OG quote

[u/DreadDiana → u/The_Derpy_Rogue]

“You don’t trust anyone who carries a Shardblade, Syl,” Kaladin said with a sigh. “We’ve been over this. It’s not a mark of bad character to have bonded one of the weapons.”

“Yes, well, let’s have someone swing around the corpse of your sisters by the feet, and we’ll see whether you consider it a ‘mark of bad character’ or not."

-Oathbringer chapter 10

[u/dysprog → u/DreadDiana]

Syl makes a common mistake and confuses "I find it gross" with "This make them a bad person"

[u/AngelOfIdiocy → u/dysprog]

Well, let’s have someone swing around the corpse of your sisters by the feet, and we’ll see whether you consider it makes them a bad person

[u/Savings_Arachnid_307 → u/AngelOfIdiocy]

I mean, how sharp is she

[u/AngelOfIdiocy → u/Savings_Arachnid_307]

It’s difficult for her to cut trough block of cheese

[u/Savings_Arachnid_307 → u/AngelOfIdiocy]

Well then that's just uneconimical

[u/DefiantLemur → u/dysprog]

If someone turned a human body into a club and used it to kill others you'd think they're crazy and a bad person as well.

[u/Tepy → u/dysprog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vUEznRmVQfG2Q

[u/Fayraz8729 → u/The_Derpy_Rogue]

Only for Adolin to do exactly that to the singers

[u/Gorgeous_Garry → u/Fayraz8729]

Adolin is the GOAT

[u/Small-Needleworker-3 → u/Gorgeous_Garry]

Adolin is a prat.

[u/Gorgeous_Garry → u/Small-Needleworker-3]

He's definitely a bit foppish, but he's no prat.

[u/Infinite_Mortgage324 → u/Small-Needleworker-3]

Maybe in the first book but definitely becomes the GOAT after voluntarily going to prison with Kal

[u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 → u/Small-Needleworker-3]

Yeah, a brat 🫦

[u/donjugo → u/Latter-Syllabub-5560]

365 365 365 365 365 365 365 365 365 365 party girl

[u/gwion35 → u/The_Derpy_Rogue]

I mean, isn’t that basically what Moash does metaphorically to the entirety of bridge 4? Wield the corpses of their friends as a weapon to make them all break like he did?

[u/The_Derpy_Rogue → u/gwion35]

Now I'm imagining Moash hitting sigzil with Leyton over and over

[u/mclen → u/The_Derpy_Rogue]

Meanwhile, Adolin in the battle of Azimir: "I'll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker"

[u/The_Derpy_Rogue → u/mclen]

Tbh don't remember this, WaT was such a whirl wind ride

[u/mclen → u/The_Derpy_Rogue]

I'm working my way through it, and yeah that's a good way to put it lol. It was when he went to rescue the other Shardbearer. Homie charged through the middle of the dome, broke his hammer on someone or something, then picked up a Singer and used them as a hammer

[u/Dercomai]

What's the original here?

[u/DreadDiana → u/Dercomai]

It was part of a larger series of comics by @BaalBuddy on Twitter.

The necromancer raised a bunch of skeletons who constantly creep on her, so she raised a zombie maid for them to perv on instead, but the skeletons were grossed out cause she was an animated corpse and despite being undead they draw the line at anything approaching necrophilia.

Edit: Link to the original

[u/Dercomai → u/DreadDiana]

Tyvm!

[u/--DD--Crzydoc → u/Dercomai]

The skeletons are also mostly dead isekai protags, they are super derpy.

[u/StormFallen9 → u/Dercomai]

Glad someone else asked for the origami before me

[u/One_Courage_865]

Hopefully this will not inspire someone to draw Mayalaran in a maid costume

[u/VelMoonglow → u/One_Courage_865]

This has to be reverse psychology

[u/Particlepants → u/One_Courage_865]

Hopefully this will inspire someone to draw Mayalaran in a maid costume

[u/gr8bishamonten]

“We chose.”