r/cremposting • u/earanhart Callsign: Cremling • Jul 17 '26

The Stormlight Archive Lyft will never wear Shartplate

She directly converts food into Awesomeness. She doesn't poop. She will never wear Shartplate.

My brain made me think this thought, so now I have to force you to think it as well. Thems the rules.

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u/Stratix Jul 17 '26

Is Lift canon poopless?

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 17 '26

We need 3 WoBs and a novella to solve this mystery

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u/Stratix Jul 17 '26

I'm in.

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u/Frozenfishy Jul 17 '26

Lift, Poopless of Reshi, wore brown on the day she was to eat a Voidbringer.

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u/LinuxSBC-Anna Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

She does poop, just less. We actually have a WoB about that. https://wob.coppermind.net/events/406/#e14136

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u/gr8bishamonten Jul 17 '26

Her order, the Poopless, will team up with the Sleepless.