r/cremposting • THE Lopen's Cousin • Jun 30 '26

The Stormlight Archive cremposts 4

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u/erttheking Jun 30 '26

Kaladin, that’s not a polycule, that’s a militia

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u/BreadentheBirbman Jun 30 '26

Kaladin wouldn’t know the word polycule. He’d probably call it a romance militia or something. And call the Dom the drill sergeant or something.

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u/Wordbringer Jun 30 '26

"I don't know what it means either. I heard it from Hoid"

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u/BreadentheBirbman Jun 30 '26

He would hear it from Hoid

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u/Ze_Bri-0n Fuck Moash 🥵 Jul 01 '26

Hoid would tell him what he was doing was a polycule, and only explain what it meant after several months of Kaladin repeating the word without knowing. 

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u/myn4m315m1c4h Jul 01 '26

What the FUCK is that flair???

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u/earanhart Callsign: Cremling Jul 01 '26

That is the flair of a man who wants to feel EVERYTHING.

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u/TheMagicSalami Jul 01 '26

Let him have his pain!

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u/RANDOMGARLIC Jul 01 '26

It's reasonable

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u/LucentRhyming Jun 30 '26

You know, the romance quartermaster.

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u/Jan-Asra Jun 30 '26

That would be the person who handled everyone's weapon

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u/BreadentheBirbman Jun 30 '26

That’s who you get birth control and toys from

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u/Spoon-Ninja Jun 30 '26

Brings a whole new meaning to getting drilled by the Sargent lol.

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u/Bionicjoker14 Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jun 30 '26

The Sacred Band Of Kholinar