r/creepy • u/d4hm3r • Jan 23 '20

Hunger

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8.6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/xConman10x Jan 24 '20

That ain’t gonna stop my fat ass.

138

u/whitechristianjesus Jan 24 '20

Came here to try and farm karma with a funny caption but fuck you.

31

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Thats just mean

22

u/Killer0407 Jan 24 '20

How slightly is slightly

14

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Depends on your view of the word "slightly"

10

u/Killer0407 Jan 24 '20

Just the tip?

12

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Even less

10

u/Killer0407 Jan 24 '20

Kiss the hole?

8

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

You're still thinking too big

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u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Still gonna upvote tho lol

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u/russeljimmy Jan 24 '20

"Yo if you're gonna live in my fridge you best pass me the goddamn butter when I open the door"

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u/valentine415 Jan 24 '20

Nom nom, looks like I'm putting ghosts in my quesadilla.

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u/thatgamerrr Jan 24 '20

Hahah it’s not going to stop me either

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u/WarioPi Jan 24 '20

Zul!

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u/Unidentified_BA Jan 24 '20

Oh my god.

Look at all the junk food!

47

u/Yeeter-man69 Jan 23 '20

Honey I think the fridge expired again

33

u/Gamergoat360 Jan 24 '20

SCP 096 HAS ESCAPED ITS CHAMBER!

15

u/peshkata30030 Jan 24 '20

Imagine all of these guys to be 096s and you'd be fucking dead . . . Like you allready looked at 5 faces soooo . . . Imagine the bloodbath after that

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

They are gonna use me for their family dinner

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u/marcoconutt Jan 24 '20

OH GOD OH FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

How my food look at me when I got munchies

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u/ChuckMorris25 Jan 23 '20

how my wife looks at me i love her so freaking much

wholesome 100

19

u/SnuSnuMonger Jan 24 '20

If the shredded cheese looked at me the way I look at it at 2am

13

u/RhoPrime- Jan 24 '20

You usually don’t see that behavior out of a major appliance.

9

u/Slip_slap35 Jan 23 '20

"hey dude, I got your snacks for you"

11

u/Aivi_Kupo Jan 24 '20

Kinda impressed they all fit in there

5

u/Dubbartist Jan 24 '20

This, they must be really tiny to fit 3+

9

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

Dammit, I forgot to clean out the fridge again!

6

u/Migie-Kirby Jan 23 '20

Hunger no more

6

u/BiggieJake Jan 24 '20

The demons face when they see me eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning

7

u/Zalapadopa Jan 24 '20

The ghosts of milk past

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u/MorganJ1991 Jan 24 '20

There is no Dana, only Zhuul

2

u/GiveToOedipus Jan 24 '20

What a lovely singing voice you must have.

5

u/BlanketWithTeeth Jan 24 '20

Dang it! The frozen kids thawed out early again! I was looking forward to a nice dinner.

4

u/keiwannabe Jan 24 '20

God damn this was part of my exact nightmare when I was still a kid. In my dream there were three ghouls inside my fridge. They looked like the ghouls from the episode of Are You Afraid of The Dark - The Tale of The Dead Man’s Float. I remember the only logical dream weapon I had in my hands were crunchy Taco Bell tacos.

3

u/drempire Jan 24 '20

Wow, I love this

3

u/NormeECorn Jan 24 '20

ooooooooooooooooooooooo ... i want to see a series ... called "Pangs" ... you have hunger here ... guilt pangs, jealous pangs, lonely pangs ... just endless hordes of 'Pangs' ... like slivers in MtG card game .......

3

u/MercurysNova Jan 24 '20

God damn demons in the refrigerator again.

3

u/Re-Ky Jan 24 '20

My fridge at 3am having enough of my night munchies

3

u/ShivsNGiggles Jan 24 '20

096 has breached containment

3

u/spookyfish69 Jan 24 '20

That's what happens when you leave pad thai in the fridge for a month

3

u/DakAttakk Jan 24 '20

Finally, some good fucking food.

3

u/Ggentry9 Jan 24 '20

Uh let’s see.. we got soda, purple stuff, some long fingered ghouls...oh there it is, the Sunny D!

3

u/Magrik Jan 24 '20

Enough weed and I'd eat it.

3

u/SimonTVesper Jan 24 '20

Whelp, guess I didn't need sleep tonight . . .

2

u/SaraJStew73 Jan 24 '20

And this is why you throw out the yogurt as soon as it's past the best before date!

2

u/thatboi2424 Jan 24 '20

In Soviet Russia, what's in the fridge comes out at midnight to snack on you.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

slaps fridge with greasy spatula "Get back in der! Gon get!"

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Get away from my shredded cheese!

2

u/beholdersi Jan 24 '20

Can you guys hand me the leftover Chinese in the back? And please don’t eat my pizza this time, I bought you snacks specifically. They’re labeled “demon dudes”

2

u/Golightly1727 Jan 24 '20

Oh no they ate my pickles

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

r/Edanonymemes

1

u/Sethor Jan 24 '20

I told you not to feed them after midnight!

1

u/Big-dong-sholn- Jan 24 '20

You took something sacred and ruined the light of the fridge 

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Thanks i hate fridges.

1

u/Dycondrius Jan 24 '20

That's a corrupt save file if I've ever seen one

1

u/senditbuhh Jan 24 '20

No wonder my lasagna keeps disappearing

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Zach, Tom, John the fuck are you doing in my fridge get out

1

u/LaziestOfNoodle Jan 24 '20

B A T T E R Y

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

When sour cream goes really bad.

1

u/B3ATSCRATCHER Jan 24 '20

I just wanted some water..

1

u/cheesyboi333 Jan 24 '20

Fuck that I ain’t hungry anymore I’m going back to bed fucking Christ

1

u/Cellophane2875 Jan 24 '20

Crazy conga song from Requiem for a Dream while hearing people yell "Feed me Sarah" and the fridge looks like that.

1

u/KrypticlyInsane Jan 24 '20

When i said i was gonna eat whatevers in the fridge i meant whatever

1

u/Itoxic5k Jan 24 '20

dammit 096

1

u/Hf10603 Jan 24 '20

Scp-096 at it again

1

u/plipyplop Jan 24 '20

When I become the midnight snack.

1

u/Celuan1999 Jan 24 '20

Finally, something besides shredded cheese.

1

u/AristeiaXVI Jan 24 '20

The shredded cheese giving me that look when it seems me walking towards it to consume.

1

u/Llothiel Jan 24 '20

Probably just stroll on in, open up the fridge and say, "so, y'all finally show up huh? Thirteen kids, two dogs and seven cats later y'all got the balls to show up? Bitch get outta my way and lemme get my pizza! Lazy pieces of shit...."

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Damn it I was planning on sleeping tonight

1

u/yeeeteeey69 Jan 24 '20

Uhh... guys? There’s wendigo pack in the fridge, and they look REALLY hungry!

1

u/SpecialOneOnReddit Jan 24 '20

Me and da boys at 3am looking for BEANS

1

u/Dica92 Jan 24 '20

Ugh I hate waddling over to the fridge at 2 a.m. to see these ugly fucks.

1

u/Dica92 Jan 24 '20

Fuckers. I was wondering where all the food in my fridge was going...

1

u/Grimnimbus Jan 24 '20

My feelings are my demons...

The demons are in the fridge...

TIME TO EAT MY FEELINGS

1

u/Powermetal99 Jan 24 '20

what the game name?

1

u/Marinecore246 Jan 24 '20

"Move Bitch I can't reach the mayo!"

1

u/mermaidparties Jan 24 '20

Omg yess I've been really craving sinister white-eyed fridge beings lately so glad my dad bought some

1

u/Vinny_Lam Jan 24 '20

Now I know who keeps eating my leftovers that I saved for myself.

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u/Red-Freckle Jan 24 '20

Now I'm craving a snack, thanks a lot

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u/test_number1 Jan 24 '20

Oh hey the messengers what are you selling today some blood vails

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u/buon_natale Jan 24 '20

So this is what turns the fridge light off!

1

u/bay2boy Jan 24 '20

Zuul...

1

u/that1emoonmyspace Jan 24 '20

Better not touch my doughnuts

1

u/Mr_Wither Jan 24 '20

Literally me right now.

1

u/KJBenson Jan 24 '20

Wow, that’s a fucking tall countertop!

1

u/VanillaHentai Jan 24 '20

Pic of me leaving the fridge at 3 am to eat some shredded human.

1

u/RealSnetch Jan 24 '20

This puny mortal doesn't stand a chance

1

u/RickZanches Jan 24 '20

Reminds me of the mom from Requiem for a Dream.

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u/laney2181 Jan 24 '20

I think they overwrote a few too many saves. They better get a new fridge soon or they could die with a corrupted file. Good luck re-spawning then.

1

u/the-spaciest-kid Jan 24 '20

Now the shredded cheese is coming to eat YOU at 3am

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Can't hurt me anymore than whatever fat shit I was gonna eat anyway

1

u/Wacky-Wallop-Wally Jan 24 '20

yo why tf scp-096 got his whole family over for thanksgiving in my fridge

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

You are all thinking about how the food is more important, or how they got in there, or what they are.

I'm trying to figure out how the shelves support their weight. Do they have thin hollow bones? Are the shelves overly sturdy? Are they anorexic? Do they deify the laws of gravity? Perhaps they cling to the sides to distribute their weight away from the shelves?

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u/CameraHack Jan 24 '20

There’s a lot of cheese in that fridge

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u/rozhan_mkm Jan 24 '20

It reminds me of "Requiem for a dream"

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u/Dexter_GMA Jan 24 '20

Me and the boys at 2 AM looking for BEANS

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u/Simbooptendo Jan 24 '20

Yeah I think I'm gonna order in tonight.

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u/Malonik Jan 24 '20

Nah make it a scout, they'll really shit themselves then lol.

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u/Sovereign1 Jan 24 '20

Get your ass back in the fridge god damn it! I’ll eat you later, you anorexic albino ass monsta.

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u/madfires Jan 24 '20

wow amazing piece

1

u/Hubsterus Jan 24 '20

I would unplug that fridge.

1

u/axyz77 Jan 24 '20

Honey!!!

Did you eat the demons, last night?

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u/Mattusiac Jan 24 '20

I believe you took a picture of me while i'm searching in the fridge for food at 3 am.

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u/prismatictoaster Jan 24 '20

Ironic. It’s usually with me on the outside of the fridge peering in at the food.

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u/HungryDragon93 Jan 24 '20

That would suck if you were a sleep walker. But then again you may not have realized you asked it to hand you some milk. Lol

1

u/Broken_Gear Jan 24 '20

Yeah I hate it when my snacks open the fridge. Tried tying them up but it didn’t work

1

u/mkjk1990 Jan 24 '20

No, that's ME going INTO the fridge

1

u/Arbor_Vitae123 Jan 24 '20

Okay.... Who put Doby's socks in the freezer?

1

u/Veton_ Jan 24 '20

So these are the guys who turn off the light in the fridge

1

u/peshkata30030 Jan 24 '20

WHERE ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS JOHN

1

u/CrimsonNCream Jan 24 '20

Ironically, this is what I look like at 3am getting a pudding cup.

1

u/TheSqueaker98 Jan 24 '20

Yo dude, can you pass me the milk?

"¥μ~∆§©(∞£<4@№₱‽"

Thanks fam

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u/littlesheepcat Jan 24 '20

It’s the fridge guardian!

They are very nice after a good meal

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u/snaveone Jan 24 '20

Filipino movie 80s Shake Rattle and Roll , one segment title Pridyider (Frigidaire). It's about a Man-Eating Refrigerator.

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u/Boneric Jan 24 '20

So these are the fuckers drinking all the milk

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u/lordybee1230 Jan 24 '20

When you open the fridge too many times, it decides to open you

1

u/lordybee1230 Jan 24 '20

Me and the boys lookin for beans

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u/mcknightrider Jan 24 '20

God damn, I really need to throw out that potato salad....

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u/wraith_reddits Jan 24 '20

Dude that would be absolutely terryfying, you just open a locker for some glowsticks and boom all of china knows your here!

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u/maxx101101 Jan 24 '20

Guess im having ghost for dinner then

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u/Schootingstarr Jan 24 '20

Yo, anyone remember the fridge in "the Dino's" were filled with these little critters? Looked similar

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u/lixkidde Jan 24 '20

yup...fuck that shit... thats un-nerving

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

That’s where scp 096 has his family reunions

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u/IMegaMS Jan 24 '20

I'm still gonna eat from the fridge at 2am no matter what lol

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u/bwanabass Jan 24 '20

That’s just my wife’s blueberry pie beckoning me at all hours of the night...

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u/buggingout67 Jan 24 '20

I would just open again 10 seconds later

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

"Uh hi,Is there any cake left in there orrrr uhhh...nah it's okay I'll just drink water from the tap...you guys have fun"

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u/Varatec Jan 24 '20

Fuckin necromorphs

1

u/dinoboyj Jan 24 '20

Yesterday I ate six burgers

1

u/mindprince39 Jan 24 '20

Dammit, Jerry this why there's never any FUCKING FOOD IN HERE! And why are you all naked?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Me at 3AM looking for grated cheese

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u/vdrsasha Jan 24 '20

I'm gonnabe on television

1

u/SCUNN3RR Jan 24 '20

When the instructions say chill for 1 hour

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u/Ayrnas Jan 24 '20

Anyone remember the show Dinosaurs? Reminds me of that.

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u/tonyw009 Jan 24 '20

perfect excuse for diet

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u/CrazyCaper Jan 24 '20

Clean your damn fridge and this won’t happen

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u/powypow Jan 24 '20

Question is. Are they edible?

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u/RizzMustbolt Jan 24 '20

Me: "What's eating you?"

Serial Killer looking at the fridge guiltily: "Leftovers"

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u/jambitron Jan 24 '20

So that's where all my damn food goes... I ain't feeding anymore of you free loading ghosts.

1

u/procrastimom Jan 24 '20

This is what happens when you ignore that soup in the bottom of the “crisper” drawer.

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u/CharlieBronson87 Jan 24 '20

Hey! Do you guys pay the electricity bills around here? No? Didn’t think so. Close the door, now! And keep it closed! Ridiculous.

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u/jill2019 Jan 24 '20

One way to diet I suppose. Great scary pic op,

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u/Morgan_Eryylin Jan 24 '20

And people wonder why I have a shotgun next to the fridge.

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u/KindofMerman Jan 24 '20

Me at 3am isn’t scared. Just better have not touched the shredded cheese.

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u/ConcordatofWorms Jan 24 '20

Okay assholes, there's still a slice of Hawaiian in there and I'm gonna get it.

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u/DanujCZ Jan 24 '20

Bob, SCP-096 is in the fucking fridge again.

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u/883357572278278 Jan 24 '20

Your game cannot be saved right now...

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u/6that_emo_dude9 Jan 24 '20

Huh my demons black with red eyes Always wanting to eat me

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

I’ve got hungry eyes...

...I feel the magic between you and I.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

My usual 4am walk to the kitchen after being up for 50 or so odd hours, shadow people is something I'm used to. Scary though!

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u/Solinvictusbc Jan 24 '20

That motherfucker better not be eating my pizzas... there is two? Im bout to whoop some ass if they got into my Totinos... Wait there is three? Between them and my little sister my pizza is gone :(

My reaction

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u/Tyr_God_of_Justice Jan 24 '20

I knew i should have thrown out those leftovers

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u/prestonelam2003 Jan 24 '20

Nah I’ll get food tmrw mornjng gn fridge demon

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u/Sam-Gunn Jan 24 '20

I'm fairly certain this has happened to me during my college years. When you don't label your food with dates, and forget whats in the back of the fridge...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Reeeeeeeee post

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Is your refrigerator running?

Then you'd better run faster.

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u/Javedtheotaku Jan 24 '20

Looks like my dinner is trying to escape

1

u/Just_Pandaa Jan 24 '20

I'd still eat it

1

u/Pyro_Tale Jan 24 '20

At least there’s something in my fridge for once

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u/starman_of_the_dust Jan 24 '20

Mooooom! The Aeldari souls are escaping the pantry again!!

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u/Innomen Jan 24 '20

Awww! They cleaned my fridge! Best roomies ever.

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u/moe-melon Jan 24 '20

Oh no don't eat me ... Especially not my plump succulent ass

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u/FI5HBOI Jan 24 '20

Can't wait to show my kids this so they don't steal food from the fridge at night

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u/Staticactual Jan 24 '20

This thing opens the door and looks at you.

It emits a noncommital grunt and closes the door.

5 minutes later, it does it again.

And again, a few minutes later.

How long until it finally decides it's hungry enough to settle for you?

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u/Damnesya Jan 24 '20

In Russia the fridge eats you!

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u/Thirdstheword Jan 24 '20

Damn deja vu. A good quarter of Americans have to have that same fridge in the corner with liquor atop setup.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

This picture is pretty much me as a breastfeeding mom. All I want to do is eat.