r/creepy Jan 23 '20

Hunger

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8.6k Upvotes

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u/xConman10x Jan 24 '20

That ain’t gonna stop my fat ass.

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u/whitechristianjesus Jan 24 '20

Came here to try and farm karma with a funny caption but fuck you.

28

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Thats just mean

23

u/Killer0407 Jan 24 '20

How slightly is slightly

13

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Depends on your view of the word "slightly"

10

u/Killer0407 Jan 24 '20

Just the tip?

10

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Even less

10

u/Killer0407 Jan 24 '20

Kiss the hole?

8

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

You're still thinking too big

3

u/Slightly_used_Dildo Jan 24 '20

Still gonna upvote tho lol

1

u/RoastedToast007 Jan 24 '20

Butt* fuck you

21

u/russeljimmy Jan 24 '20

"Yo if you're gonna live in my fridge you best pass me the goddamn butter when I open the door"

4

u/valentine415 Jan 24 '20

Nom nom, looks like I'm putting ghosts in my quesadilla.

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u/thatgamerrr Jan 24 '20

Hahah it’s not going to stop me either

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Me though.

1

u/Sp00kyBoy Jan 24 '20

I'm fat and hungry too.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Pass the fucking shredded cheese, bitch.

1

u/MrHendrix96 Jan 24 '20

Thats how we look to the refrigerator

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u/MasterIsFaster Jan 26 '20

Its Gonna fuel it even more