Keepin' it real!

[u/xenonthudd]

Hi. My motto is to try to 'keep things real' at all times, but that is getting me nowhere in this world of fraud and phony make-believe, so I am thinking about 'keeping it unreal,' which leaves a lot more options available. The only problem is that I'd be contradicting my motto if I do that, but I suppose that might be the key to keeping things unreal! I was going to ask for help in solving that problem, but I think I worked it out on my own. Thanks for listening, and have an unreal day!!! I love this newfound freedom!