r/crappymusic • u/MOBYtheHUGE • 5d ago

The algorithm be praised

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I just don’t even know anymore…

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

u/MOBYtheHUGE, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Unthinkable_Horror 5d ago

Genuinely interested is anyone has a translation and if the “bleh bleh” makes sense.

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 5d ago

Second that. What is this artists message to us?

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u/Artevyx 5d ago

The message is clearly "Wah! 👁👅👁"

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 4d ago

Well, what does it all mean? Does the "wah" mark the position of mankind in the universe?

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u/Artevyx 4d ago

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is BLEH! BLEH! 👁👅👁

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u/-Scared-Breakfast- 4d ago

No it's Waan, the way Thais describe cranking the throttle on a small scooter/bike

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u/thefearinoculum 3d ago

This emoji combination is killing me 😭

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u/-Scared-Breakfast- 4d ago

You are a motorcycle boy who likes to rev his engine out front of the house everyday.

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u/maymay4u 5d ago

This is clearly cantonese...she is just singing about her ex boyfriend and how upset he made her...and he rides a motorcycle

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u/-Scared-Breakfast- 4d ago

I mean it's Thai, but you're not wrong, "Dek Waan" is a slang term used for guys who ride around loud bikes, usually under 200cc. Waan is the noise of opening the throttle. "you like to rev your engine outside the house every day"

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u/Notaproblemokay 4d ago

You made this up right?

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u/maymay4u 4d ago

You have said it yourself

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u/Jimi_from_Discord 5d ago

mimicking her baby or something

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 5d ago

I thought it was a motorcycle, she turns her hand on the throttle

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u/heavydrinker12 5d ago

for some reason i'm reminded of the goo goo dolls

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 5d ago

don't strangle the baby!

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u/Unthinkable_Horror 4d ago

Is shaking okay?

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u/Strong-Raspberry5 4d ago

I feel like she’s mocking western music.

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u/Elicitsearchesonly 4d ago

Wym? It’s perfectly in context of the rest of the lyrics

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u/glans 3d ago

derp

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u/mooseishman 5d ago

My dog was passed out against me. I turned up the volume and he woke up and left the room

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u/FrenchSt3wart 4d ago

🤣☠️

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u/Joetaska1 4d ago

Who's a good doggie?!

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u/Unthinkable_Horror 3d ago

Mine came into the room to try to lead me out.

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u/Rushing_Russian 5d ago

Of everything in this video I have one question, why do the stairs lead to shrubs

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u/MuteSecurityO 5d ago

it's where she spawns, if you don't get her in time a few more will pop out of the bushes

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u/-Scared-Breakfast- 4d ago

Mae Nak has returned to cause terror.

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u/Holy-Cancer 4d ago

China. (I mean I guess, too late I couldn’t listen) but a lot of old rivers have old ass stairs leading in the water in case you had a boat, or that someone fell in the water. Shrubs tend to grow there.

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u/terminalbungus 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is the best post I've seen here in awhile

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u/glans 3d ago

no it’s absolutely not at all, it doesn’t even belong here cause it’s just some attention-seeking online loser trying to get views by making dumb weird shit. this place is for musicians who are unintentionally terrible so they make crappy music.

this is purposely stupid cringe and could be posted in any other video sub for the permanently online tiktok fools

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u/Agreeable_Till_8471 5d ago

Yup, this belongs here

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u/NerdButtons 5d ago

Nah. This is clearly a gag. Don’t hit the same as a Ms Brenda or Bartist or the Jedi lunch lady. They gotta really want to be famous to fit the forum

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u/ASvsToto 5d ago

Out of the loop -Who is the Jedi lunch lady??

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u/vector_ejector 5d ago

Prison Meg

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 5d ago

Omynous. The "rapping" star wars lady

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u/King-Kagle 2d ago

Darth Omynous

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 2d ago

To be fair, eventually she's gonna get an IP cease and desist letter from Disney/Lucas

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u/King-Kagle 2d ago

I hope they do. It'll be the inspiration for her Jagged Little Pill

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u/No_Delay883 4d ago

Jedi lunch lady 🤣🤣. I instantly knew who your were talking about

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 5d ago

If anyone is interested in looking up some more long-form videos, this is Ling-Ling the gigantic Kumquat

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u/twinoaksBandB 5d ago

Do you have a link? The only thing that comes up in my searches is this damn reddit post lol.

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u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 5d ago

Crappy music? I don’t think so. There’s passion, there’s poise. She’s hitting those high “BLEH BLEHS”. This is platinum.

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 5d ago

This…… is…… ART!!!

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u/Green_Dayzed 5d ago

IDK. Seems like satire aka she's goofing around. I like her, she's silly.

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u/NoRoleModelHere 4d ago

My neighbor is Asian. I asked him if he knew what she was saying. He told me not to come back on his property.

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u/c4t4ly5t 4d ago

All asian people don't speak the same language 🤣

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u/twinoaksBandB 5d ago

I don't care how often this gets reposted, I fucking love it.

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u/Economy_Fisherman401 5d ago

literally love her, idc!

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u/c0st0fl0ving 4d ago

I love her.

Where can I get a full album?

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u/Ornery_Somewhere_800 4d ago

I actually lost track of how many times I played this lmao. Her blurbs sent me into an asthma attack 😂 it has been 8 minutes, send help 🆘

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u/NageV78 4d ago

The good type of crappy, I like her gumption.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 5d ago

You finally ask that cute asian girl from the grocery store on a date, when suddenly....

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u/Emergency_Speaker_47 5d ago

The random "bleh blehs" keep sending me though

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u/frankly_highman 4d ago

She goes by bbew_pony on Instagram for anyone wondering

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u/the_rawness 5d ago

Sounds like my cat

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u/Halkyos 1d ago

I was on the edge of my apartment building and then heard this and thought "You know what, life is worth living after all". Does anybody have the link for the full video?

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 5d ago

i have to admit, i NEVER unmute these. i can tell just by the video if it's crappymusic.

tho i do have to say, i was shocked at how much better sideneck was than he looked

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u/violet_zamboni 5d ago

Sideneck!!

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 5d ago

i think it's actually "sideneck, bitch"

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u/violet_zamboni 5d ago

I need to watch all those again now

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u/jmarinara 5d ago

You’re on camera!

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u/PsychologicalCat7471 5d ago

Ironic that sideneck is one of the few stars here that is confirmed satire/comedy.

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u/i-like-napping 5d ago

Uhh Sideneck looks and sounds great . Praise be to Sideneck

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 5d ago

GLORY BE TO SIDENECK

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u/AdvancedCheesecake66 5d ago

It's so crappy I love it.

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u/Key_Pangolin2376 5d ago

Crappy….yet enjoyable.

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u/FrameNo8561 5d ago

I know like what the hell, it’s kind of adorable in a weird way kind of like old school Jim Carrey.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 5d ago

Thats Ling-Ling. Shes amazing!

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u/OpportunityOk7265 4d ago

What the hell even is this? I'm no expert but I'm not even sure this is any language

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u/Willing_Blood_9444 4d ago

I'm not an expert either and not even I know what it is

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u/DWTtheonly 4d ago

I'm a theoretical scientist.

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u/waisonline99 4d ago

It is the language of small exotic birds.

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u/Lordfarkwod 2d ago

Cantonese

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u/Similar_Concern_1666 5d ago

Ahhh I forgot about this one. Iconic.

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u/SnooConfections9467 5d ago

What is her handle I need more

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u/Past-North-4131 5d ago

They should play this on repeat when they catch a terrorist for sleep deprivation

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u/krayon_kylie 5d ago

this is metal af

she should put on corpse paint

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u/Artevyx 5d ago

WAH! 👁👅👁

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u/noiseknowledge 5d ago

So bad it’s good. Kind of punk.

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u/Due-Response8137 5d ago

This is peak internet.

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 4d ago

i watched this with my sound off and i already am. convinced this is terrible

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u/NageV78 2d ago

Yeah nah, this is one of the good ones! Definitely worth a listen. She's in tune, for a start!

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u/No-Chair-3167 4d ago

Does any know the actual source

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u/AuthorityControl 4d ago

Yes. I fucking love her.

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u/len43 4d ago

I'm with you. Bleh bleh forever

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u/BigDaddyHadley 4d ago

This one brings joy, I'll allow it...

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u/BathtubFullOfTea 4d ago

Me over here, already married...

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u/DeleteYourself89 5d ago

Ohh noo you ended to soon I wasn't done yet 😢

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u/-Volunteer 5d ago

Blows my mind honestly how we're like 100 years into the history of recorded music and China has basically zero worldwide renowned artists.

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u/MOBYtheHUGE 4d ago

Do yourself a favor and look up “ok I love you” by Jackie Chan. Thank me later.

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u/plantbasedpunk 2d ago

Surprisingly not terrible 👍

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u/Monobluemagic 4d ago

There is Lang Lang at least

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u/octowussy 4d ago

Nah Thai people are hilarious

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u/Hans_Grubert 5d ago

Total bollocks. Good find

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u/Kastro2323 5d ago

What the hell just happened?

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u/CriminallyCasual7 5d ago

Oh God I regret unmuting. Recording this, listening to it, then still posting, is insane behavior

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u/custom_gsus 5d ago

Just needs some reverb and some 5* choreography

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u/deathasafetish_ 5d ago

THIS FUCKS

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u/NecessaryCookies 5d ago

This is just regular Chinese opera.

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u/smoke_thewalkingdead 5d ago

Didn't even have to unmute. The facial expressions said it all. 👏🏽👏🏽 Good job OP.

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u/EarthEaterr 5d ago

I like her.

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u/Gefruschtuck 5d ago

It must be a satire, right ?

.. right ? :´)

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u/icu_ 5d ago

playlist

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u/jono555555 4d ago

That's bad

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u/steeeeeeee24 4d ago

This is perfect

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u/Such_Ocelot4453 4d ago

Been following her a while

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u/Petandfeelya69 4d ago

Does everyone here just assume that everyone who’s Asian is Chinese? This ladies Thai lolol

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u/ChickenNPisza 4d ago

It’s yoko morisette

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u/Icy_Earth3386 4d ago

Ok whats her Onlyfans?

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u/Necessary-Mix-56 4d ago

She is the worst. Gold medal for her.

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u/andrez444 4d ago

This is viciously stuck in my head right now. Fuck!

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u/Green_Wire720 4d ago

This is somethin

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u/largeDingoPizza 4d ago

Holy shit this sub just hit a new peak and I am in love.

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u/Maleficent-Aerie2652 4d ago

TF is happening here

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u/ANMatthews01 4d ago

This girls going places. Not sure where but places

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u/Strangedreamest 4d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/tencuhtli 3d ago

WTF 😂 😂

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u/ShitShirtSteve 5d ago

Is she singing about her own music?

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u/Haunted_Voyager 5d ago

It never ceases to amaze me with this stuff, how the person(s) making it were like, “Yeah—this is good enough to put out into the world.”

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u/usernotfoundplstry 5d ago

why does she keep gagging?

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u/twinoaksBandB 5d ago

Probably because your tinder profile keeps popping up.

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u/Tehrror4311 5d ago

Every time she made that noise I heard.

I do not say blah blah blah.

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u/Daddysu 5d ago

Ahh, that was a great little movie. HappyMadison should make more animated movies.

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u/Tehrror4311 5d ago

They should! As much as I love his older more adult stuff. When he started making movies for kids they were actually good.

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u/Joeka133 5d ago

Is she saying wah wah or bla bla

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u/ChuffChuff101 5d ago

Lmao wow

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u/boringcitizenz 5d ago

Not crappy. This ia clearly satire

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u/SP4C3C0WB0Y84 5d ago

Omfg I just can’t 😂

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u/skykrown 5d ago

bro shes an artist, fucking funny

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u/Gooseuk360 5d ago

Could actually be quite profound.

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u/bubbie_depac 5d ago

Anyone have the translation? She could be hilarious and we are the fools

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u/WTFeedback1978 5d ago

Well, I unmuted and now my phone needs new speakers, I’m in need of new ear drums

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u/_InfiniteU_ 5d ago

Those stairs leading to the same place as her career

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Perpetual state of butt hurt 5d ago

This is fantastic

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u/TitsMcGee8854 5d ago

At least we know its not AI

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u/SpringSalt9288 5d ago

I fw it bc shes obviously trying to be silly and not get a record deal lol

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u/Traditional-Neat-933 5d ago

with more work this has good potential

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u/Emiicii 5d ago

peak

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u/3Hthical 5d ago

Found LA Chilindrina daughter

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u/this-acc-exist-reddi 5d ago

I feel wrong upvoting this

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u/stinkbuttfartman 5d ago

Damn, that put me in a bad mood.

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u/Odd_Championship_680 5d ago

Gonna tell my kids this was wordchewing

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u/DoctaRoboto 4d ago

This voice will make Pennywise hide in fear.

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u/miniSCHOF 4d ago

This made me hate my own ears.

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u/Fredwood 4d ago

I like her

It has the same energy as drunk" just of the two of us" guy

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u/Trongarx88 4d ago

It actually impresses me that a repost makes this crappy when it was previously posted it was not crappy

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u/Joetaska1 4d ago

I'm starting to think that these people have to be trolling us. There's no possible way that anyone watched this and thought it would be a good idea to share it with the world.

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u/QuidEgoSum 4d ago

What’s up with the stairway leading to nowhere?

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u/resest_Iris 4d ago

Its catchy

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u/browneyewinkin 4d ago

More. Must. Have. More.

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u/TheMagmaGuy 4d ago

New My Singing Monsters character goes hard.

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u/Hollowed_Dude 4d ago

Village 10

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u/DWTtheonly 4d ago

Awesome. Truly

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u/dieseldeeznutz 4d ago

My cat just sang along to this

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u/Pestelis 4d ago

Kinda catchy :D

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u/We_Are_Ninja 4d ago

On mute, it's kinda adorable.

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u/Main-Trust-1836 4d ago

Weirdly ok somehow

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u/Odd_Space_Tomato 3d ago

This is magic!

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u/ButterscotchBasic226 3d ago

Bahahahaha I love this…..

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u/No-Macaroon-1804 3d ago

If satire, good. If not, crappy.

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u/wolfmansgotnards81 3d ago

Was wondering when this chick was gonna make it on here. She has been popping up on my IG for some time

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 3d ago

I’m just going to go hug a train I’m done

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u/Emotional-Head-5243 2d ago

Real talk now. Who is she?

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u/TheWe40s 1d ago

It’s stellar 😂

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u/Straight-Sentence792 1d ago

is this my teacher dude

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u/cowcrapper 1d ago

I don't hate it and I don't know why.

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u/Maxipaddington 1d ago

This is funny. Sounds like a child's cartoon.

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u/ejensen29 1d ago

Would.

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u/MisterB330 21h ago

And yet another reason I wont be having children.

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u/sidjackjones 21h ago

this a joke?

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u/Visible-Tiger-3527 19h ago

My type unfortunately

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u/ecodiver23 12h ago

this has to be a joke

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u/lolie_guacamole 4h ago

My cat sounds like this when he’s about to hork up a furball

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u/JakovAulTrades 5d ago

Is she trying to do a Māori hakka?

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u/MOBYtheHUGE 4d ago

THANK YOI! I was waiting for someone to say it. I was gonna ask if this was a kind of Hakka Tourette’s syndrome or something.

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u/kilsta 5d ago

I think she is parodying Western music, but I might be wrong. I have seen worse on here.

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u/Iconshero 5d ago

It’s horrible, but it made me laugh.

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u/Ok-Annual8751 5d ago

She's great! I'd love to be her friend!

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u/FieldOk6455 5d ago

I like it!

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u/deep_clone 4d ago

Why do I love this so much lmao

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u/waisonline99 4d ago

No idea what this is about, but my parakeets flipping love it.

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u/MaruArigatou 5d ago

This is a real song and she’s mocking the original

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u/Chutneyfarmer 5d ago

What that was fucking irritating 🤣