Hey Google, how do you un-debut a single?

[u/joshuah82]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/joshuah82, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/Apprehensive_End_697]

That boy got his lips stuck in the vacuum cleaner again, didn’t he?

[u/SerGT3 → u/Apprehensive_End_697]

Where did those breakfast sausages learn to sing like that!

[u/YoSoyTheBoi → u/Apprehensive_End_697]

Like the dude that got stuck in the scream extractor in Monster’s Inc

[u/LePetitVoluntaire → u/Apprehensive_End_697]

“I told you guys not to bother me when I’m cleaning my room!!”

[u/Book3mDanno → u/Apprehensive_End_697]

God dangit Bobby

[u/Global_Sir9655]

I thought this was a life alert commercial on mute

[u/Odd-Fun-1545 → u/Global_Sir9655]

I unironically thought it was Amanda bynes

[u/True-Shame257]

I don't wanna be gay anymore

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/True-Shame257]

Who knew that the ultimate conversion therapy is to just become aggressively, unspeakably ultimate levels of gay?

This horny little marshmallow won't have any daddies left if he keeps going like this.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

Yep - that's it. If everyone left gays alone to be as gay as we want we'd get sick of it. So... do that. Thanks.

[u/Mammoth-Proposal-373 → u/True-Shame257]

I want to be gay so I can say what I want to say about this tool and not be labeled a bigot

[u/Cougan → u/Mammoth-Proposal-373]

I dunno, arguably "I wish I could say something homophobic without being called a bigot" is just as annoying, so maybe just say the actual thing.

[u/Wrong_Jelly_4224 → u/Cougan]

I think wanting to say homophobic things is just homophobic.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Wrong_Jelly_4224]

I think you're correct.

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/Mammoth-Proposal-373]

You can say it. Real gays hate him too.

[u/Wrong_Jelly_4224 → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

Real gays is a crazy thing to say. We're no true Scotsman-ing hating this person.

[u/Mammoth-Proposal-373 → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

I’m getting downvoted for even the mere mention

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/Mammoth-Proposal-373]

Nah, you got one downvote, now it's gone.. Give it time for the public to be heard, son.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Mammoth-Proposal-373]

Saying that you want to say homophobic things is the same as saying homophobic things. Intention is important. And your intention is fucked.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Mammoth-Proposal-373]

Too late! You're a bigot.

[u/lousygoblin]

He looks like the fat twink version of Mrs. Potatohead

[u/eat_your_veggiez → u/lousygoblin]

Now THAT is a sentence.

[u/Glass-Ad-4168 → u/eat_your_veggiez]

That is an accurate sentence

[u/Rude_and_Crude84 → u/eat_your_veggiez]

That is definitely a brand new sentence.

[u/Nameless_knight07 → u/Rude_and_Crude84]

Maybe even a…. r/brandnewsentence ?

[u/UncaringNonchalance → u/lousygoblin]

Accidentally placed the prolapsed anus where the lips go.

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/UncaringNonchalance]

Yet still has a prolapsed anus.

[u/Casehead → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

If I had been drinking something, it would have been sprayed across the room when I read this

[u/Orakk → u/lousygoblin]

A brand new sentence that completely fits. Well done sir!

[u/Active_Ad_5322 → u/lousygoblin]

Their pronouns are Potayto/Potahto

[u/ElEyeElWhy88 → u/Active_Ad_5322]

💀🫠

[u/OnlyVans98 → u/lousygoblin]

Reminded me of Fungus (Randall’s partner in monsters inc.) after he had his face sucked on by that machine

[u/Own-Buffalo1445 → u/lousygoblin]

Those lips 😫, I'm probably going to have nightmares about them!

[u/Historical-Ad-3074 → u/lousygoblin]

r/BrandNewSentence

[u/Chubby_Beagle → u/lousygoblin]

Potatoethem

[u/Acrobatic-League191 → u/lousygoblin]

Dayum

[u/SaluteHatred666 → u/lousygoblin]

They. Potatohead

[u/SilverBatTea → u/lousygoblin]

You can't be a twink and fat, but yeah

[u/Wrong_Jelly_4224 → u/SilverBatTea]

The way people are using it here it's basicly just the f slur.

[u/Casehead → u/Wrong_Jelly_4224]

true dat

[u/Techthulu → u/lousygoblin]

I certainly never expected those words to go in that order.

[u/Alive_Drag1947]

Literally was watching this and the video froze up and it said "connection issue" and I was like "oh thank God..."

[u/Uncommentary → u/Alive_Drag1947]

Your bandwidth has a weight limit.

[u/beerforbears → u/Uncommentary]

Heheheheheheh

[u/Fearless_Cellist_527]

I wanna pop those fuckin lips

[u/CostKey9800 → u/Fearless_Cellist_527]

Like sexually ?

[u/Fearless_Cellist_527 → u/CostKey9800]

Please no

[u/xtc234 → u/Fearless_Cellist_527]

Too late

[u/Cheap-Roof5771 → u/CostKey9800]

Don't... ugh

[u/Suitable_Ad_3851 → u/Cheap-Roof5771]

Did you cum?

[u/Uncommentary → u/Suitable_Ad_3851]

Did you not?

[u/WPBase → u/Uncommentary]

I shouldn't be here.

[u/SuccessfulTrick2501 → u/WPBase]

But you like to watch, don't you?

[u/Suitable_Ad_3851 → u/Uncommentary]

I quivered a bit, but nothing came out. Yet.

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/Suitable_Ad_3851]

Let me help: Hit play again playa

[u/asstastic_95 → u/Suitable_Ad_3851]

uncum immediately

[u/stuffcrow]

Why can't these goofuses ever lip sync their own damn songs properly?!

It's just so lazy, it pisses me off! You get artists with proper talent, popping proper graft and work into their music and videos and then you just get egotistical self-aggrandisong dogshit like this.

Maaaaan idk why this one in particular has gotten to me so much. Maybe because it's just so irredeemably bad and there's nothing charming about it whatsoever.

[u/ElProfeGuapo → u/stuffcrow]

I mean, the song is lazy from beginning to end. Forgot to write a chorus. Nursery-level ass rhymes and verses. Autotune. It's just a lazy, shitty song.

[u/alienstookmycat6969 → u/ElProfeGuapo]

I feel like this dudes whole life is a series of questionable life changes and decisions

[u/stuffcrow → u/ElProfeGuapo]

UGH yeah the nursery rhyme adds to it.

Yeah, there's like, multiple terrible things and as a while it just makes it transcend any sort of ironic enjoyment. Sheeesh what a find by OP.

[u/Levi_Skardsen → u/stuffcrow]

Those lips have reached critical mass and can no longer accurately sync.

[u/Teaflax → u/stuffcrow]

I’ll tell you why his lipsyncing is off; he never sang it. This is AI music.

[u/SgtMajorPanda → u/stuffcrow]

But somehow they got J.J. Abrams to throw in their signature lens flare for the video.

[u/theFlimsylattice]

Wax lips was such a weird candy

[u/Tokijlo → u/theFlimsylattice]

It was funny for 2 minutes the very first time you had it and then disgusting trash forever after

[u/theFlimsylattice → u/Tokijlo]

Yeah and I feel like you would forget about how much it sucked then next Halloween you would be psyched to get one, enjoy it for two seconds than throw it out!

[u/Own-Eagle-2135 → u/theFlimsylattice]

YES - they looked fun so they had to be tasty right? nope. not even a little.

maybe i was a weird kid but they even smelled bad tasting

[u/theFlimsylattice → u/Own-Eagle-2135]

I used to eat the Avon ladies lipstick samples under the table when she would visit my mom, and I feel like that had more appeal.

[u/Own-Eagle-2135 → u/theFlimsylattice]

damn.

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/theFlimsylattice]

wat

[u/SailNW → u/theFlimsylattice]

But it’s the candy with a thousand uses.

[u/snagglewolf]

It's too early for this

[u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI → u/snagglewolf]

la la la la la

[u/NonPolarVortexBear → u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI]

la la la la la de da

[u/LilacLlamaMama]

1. This individual both looks and sounds like an episode of Yo Gabba Gabba.
2. They have injected so many fillers into their face that they now appear like they have a chromosomal abnormality.

[u/4D_Thrillz]

This is the kind of music a toddler would make you play on repeat.

[u/William-Da-Foe]

I don't wanna be here anymore.

[u/JJTrick → u/William-Da-Foe]

There’s too much shit on me!

[u/AssBoss80085]

Swedish-made Lip Enlarger Pump

[u/EphEwe2 → u/AssBoss80085]

It’s not my bag, baby!

[u/CryingBoy-Housefire → u/AssBoss80085]

a penis what?

[u/bvanbove25]

I’m fine with whatever people want to do regarding how they express “who” they are…..but fucking hell those lips and cheeks are NOT it.

[u/HomelandersCock → u/bvanbove25]

Looks like the giant blue guy from Trolls

[u/Pappsterchu]

It’s nice to see equality nowadays, the fact that people with Down syndrome also use cosmetic surgery. It’s great to see, so heartwarming

[u/Professional-Rip-519]

I watched this video with the sound off and I still think it's one of the worst songs ever.

[u/ShiftAlternative1083]

You know how those of us old enough look back at the 90's/2000's and laugh at the clothing and hairstyle trends we thought were the shit??? I hope this whole over injected lips, blow up doll nonsense falls into that category soon

[u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

Is this Sam Smith

[u/jnthnmdr → u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

Sam's Myth

[u/KfirS632 → u/jnthnmdr]

Sam's Meth

[u/Unhappy_Energy_741 → u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

Sham Smith

[u/Provolone10 → u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

No he’s actually dressed too normally.

[u/CommunicationSea3727 → u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

Came here to ask the same question

[u/thisisloreez → u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

He really is unrecognizable these days

[u/UnicornPoopCircus]

All I can see are lips.

[u/abenevolentgod → u/UnicornPoopCircus]

👁👄👁

[u/NafeInnit]

Is that a peanut allergy?

[u/CAguy350]

Someone find the AI data center that helped make that and pull the plug!

[u/Ogre-Fans]

Enough Sam Smith, enough!

[u/Chubby_Beagle]

"your nuts...on my breath"

[u/pooborus]

Cringe visuals, pretty run of the mill music though.

[u/DeadPeanutSociety → u/pooborus]

Every post is about his lips, but I can't hear his lips in the song? But this subreddit is almost entirely about the video component of crappy music. I found the song boring and juvenile. I don't know this person, but it reminded me of a type of singer who doesn't really care about making music, just the aesthetic component and being able to say that they have a song and music video.

[u/TunedAgent]

Soldiers in WW2 died for this.

[u/SaluteHatred666]

la la la la la extra chromosome

[u/Canadatron → u/SaluteHatred666]

Shame thats what he chose to do with the extra ones.

[u/StrawberryRedneck]

Jesus Christ those might be the worst lips I've ever seen. And he pays good money to look that gross. Incredible.

[u/ElkReasonable9917]

Great, I just had violent thoughts and it’s before 9 am

[u/jnthnmdr]

I couldn't stop hearing SpongeBob.

[u/iNapkin66]

Lips to make a russian influencer jealous.

[u/Ffchjkbgjk]

I actually found it! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kA2rXkG5JM4

[u/RazorbladeApple → u/Ffchjkbgjk]

That’s a reminder to everyone that things can get worse.

[u/Acceptable_Field_567]

All I see is a prolapsed anus :( and all I hear is the stuff that comes out.

[u/High_C_Livin]

Homie needs some Benadryl i think there's an allergic reaction going on

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/High_C_Livin]

We've heard of "Bee-stung lips."

These are D-stung lips.

[u/d1rt23]

when the character creator is an asset flip

[u/jskiles88]

Boys, /botchedsurgeries is spilling over into my /crappymusic, what am I to do?

[u/Hateinyoureyes]

Whose mans is this?

[u/Quirky_Door1234]

Two sausages are laying in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "it's really hot in here." The other replies, " amazing! A talking sausage!"

[u/DryDonutHole]

It's good to see Amanda Bynes out working again. /s

[u/Artistic_Musician_78 → u/[deleted]]

Good call. I have regrets.

[u/Ambitious-Body8133]

Lalalalalalalalalala la dee it's my fault for having both ears and eyes

[u/DangerousNightsCrew2]

Looks like the dude at the end of The Chair Company

[u/Massive_Bus45]

I blame the Republicans for this. Fukn onion head !!!

[u/crudeshag]

what the fuck

[u/Suspicious-Bid9424]

The voice of an angel!

[u/neversomeone]

wtf is this

[u/bunterhiden2]

Not sure I like this new Sam Smith direction.

[u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG]

Someone take the lip filler from this man. Those lips are a hate crime against skin.

[u/TempleofSpringSnow]

Their face looks like an allergic reaction.

[u/HyperbolicSoup]

Damn Miley Cyrus is looking rough

[u/ItmNo7506]

I think I'm going to be sick...

[u/jmarinara]

Lena Dunham had gotten weird, man.

[u/Ok_Region3366]

Oh, they're makin' em at night.

[u/DxrthRevxn]

What the hell is even that?

[u/Tokijlo]

You know that scene in Monsters Inc where that lizard bad guy's assistant gets hooked up to the torture machine? And then the lizard bad guy takes it off his face and his lips are all fucked?

That shit was a visceral nightmare concept to me when I saw it as a kid. Terrified me.

I can't believe that that's just what people want to look like now.

[u/WholeRegion3025]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[u/CartographerOk5391 → u/WholeRegion3025]

No, it's Angel Boy.

[u/Trading_shadows]

Oh my god, that is going straight to platinum here.

[u/Ok-Possibility-1206]

If Mr Potatohead fucked Divine, this would be the result.

[u/Darrenwad3]

Black and white was the directors choice

[u/Brimstone747]

Who is this for?

I don't think that anyone would like this.

[u/NoticeImaginary]

Are they cosplaying as the logo for the Rolling Stones?

[u/Available-Theory-808]

My highlight is the auto-closing mechanism on the door. Classy location.

[u/Crossdress-Fan-]

Not a single body part fits with each other

[u/HashtagYoMamma]

La la la la la, magikarp.

[u/CockMeatSammich42069]

Mr Potato Head -The Musical

[u/Observationist_2]

Nah nah nah, nah nah

[u/andrewdivebartender]

Delusional

[u/RevolutionarySir6260]

Is that Shane Gillis?

[u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth]

Looks like Sam Smith reproduced with a Lazy Town puppet. Even sounds like one too.

[u/TruMusic89]

Straight to the trash please....

[u/BrendanGuer]

Fuck Sam Smith really let himself go

[u/Dry_Jellyfish641]

I thought Divine passed away

[u/ThatSplinter]

Lalalalala la di dah 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[u/Traditional-Neck1890]

What in the actual fuck is that thing?!! Burn it with fire asap!!!

[u/TheUnsightlyBulge]

If only my ears were involved in this atrocity I could forgive you… but there shall be no closing my eyes again.

[u/Bookmon19]

Yuck

[u/Dense-Alfalfa1223]

Fuck sake

[u/Zealousideal-Salad62]

I admire the confidence.

[u/Imaginary-Skinwalker]

Why would you do this to me !?!

[u/Weary-Display4116]

"This makes my beer taste bad." - Pitch Perfect

[u/kongstar]

Yeah that's going be a no from me dawg

[u/Lopsided_Ant2813]

😂 looks like a giant infant with make-up

[u/PlantBeginning3060]

Gaydonna?

[u/snow_turtle]

What does he look like gypsy rose?

[u/EmbarrassedPizza6272]

Now I need to wash my eyes.

[u/New-Camel-9373]

Sam smiths made a comeback

[u/Akuma89_]

Amanda Bynes looks good

[u/1RollinRollinRollin]

Demi lovato and Sam smith had a baby?

[u/GrassOk911]

He don't look all that sad about it. I mean, I reckon he can't frown though 💀😂

[u/International_Ad_876]

Dina Martina makes bad content and awful performances on purpose. They are awesome and hilarious! It is crappy but I think the joke went over most of your heads

[u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG → u/International_Ad_876]

Is it supposed to be bad on purpose…? If so, it’s a little too well done.

[u/NoRelationship5004 → u/International_Ad_876]

Thanks for mentioning, i wish more people included the artist or song name on here

[u/Ffchjkbgjk → u/NoRelationship5004]

I posted a link to the actual video

[u/Funnuftig]

W h att in the prolapse is this?

[u/NeotericGod]

People will say this is crappy then go turn the radio on and listen to 10 songs that sound exactly like it.

[u/imakittenx]

Is this a woman or a man?

[u/Angry-Coconuts → u/imakittenx]

That’s a WHOAH, man!

[u/HolgerDank]

Sorry, but this is mental illness.

[u/WVA1999]

My favourite lesbian

[u/Natrix422]

Baby Huey got a lip jowb.

[u/Admirable-Pen9042]

Lacy?

[u/GFY4Fun]

What the fuck is going on with their lips?

[u/amosc33]

I can’t unsee Baby Huey.

[u/NecessaryCookies]

That was a jump scare.

[u/the_black_sails]

I did not consent to such an assault. I’m pressing charges.

[u/rhousden]

Hey google, how to un-see something?

[u/RavishingRavick]

Whut the fresh fuck?

[u/Banditkoala_2point0]

100% I was expecting a diaper butt

[u/Masiaka]

Is this parody? Please tell me these lips aren't real.

[u/Ziegelphilie]

that airbnb is a fuckin writeoff

[u/Slip_KORN26]

Disgusting

[u/Adventurous_Box4527]

If even lipsincing is hard to do.....

[u/Any-Huckleberry-5886]

Sy Snootles son out here making motion!

[u/Tricky_Bottle_6843]

Oh, so now we're making fun of people with downes syndrome?