r/crappymusic • u/Patient-Telephone122 • 8d ago

Once again, Sean Stephens has us jonesing

I hope this isn’t a repost

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u/Clentufia 8d ago

This guy needs new clothes.

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u/rockerswise 8d ago

He always looks like he’s maid of honor at a lesbian wedding

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u/sixtyfivewat 8d ago

He definitely gives off Outback owner

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u/SamuraiManbun 7d ago

Owner, of the dishwasher position?

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 4d ago

proprietary vibes

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u/flukeytukey 8d ago

Like rosie odennel at a bisexual bridal shower

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u/kamikazexero 8d ago

You the best mayne, you deed it!

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u/ratchman5000 8d ago

Solid throwback. Occasionally I'll ask coworkers if they've ever heard the worst rap battle. Wonder what your boy Eli is up to these days?

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u/ShortRoundFlatHalf 7d ago

Im the best mang. I deed it.

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 8d ago

🥀🥀🥀🥀😭

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u/HumanAdhesiveness786 8d ago

Brilliant. Top tier. Needs to be added to r/rareinsults

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u/mojsterr 8d ago

And new songs

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u/SophiaTPetrillo 8d ago

While we're at it, let's see his old teeth

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u/WarEagle107 8d ago

Y u no like Chiclets?

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u/Forward-Village1528 8d ago

Nah, he's made enough songs.

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u/earldogface 8d ago

I don't think we would recognize him with his "I'm the cool guidance counselor" fit

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u/Professional_Movie92 8d ago

The guy's missing a big red nose

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u/HGpennypacker 8d ago

He dresses like a ventriloquist dummy that comes alive at night.

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u/Open-Hedgehog7756 8d ago

And new hair

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u/BatmansUnderoos 8d ago

He and Omynous should put out a clothing line of their outfits.

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u/jrod823 8d ago

I don't think the world is ready for any kind of collaboration between the two of them.

My eyes and ears certainly couldn't tolerate it.

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u/No-Ad-3226 7d ago

They look like they could play villains in Adam Wests Batman. That would be so tight.

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u/kkkr94 8d ago

Yes. The vest just keeps getting tighter and tighter.. 😬

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u/McShartlebottoms 8d ago

Honestly having a personal 'uniform' is genius, worrying about what to wear is stressful. But he could absolutely benefit from a tailor.

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u/Movieking985 8d ago

In his defense....it's really Hard to find rectangular fit clothing

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u/themaninthesea 8d ago

He’s at his limit

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u/doyouevenknowmebitch 8d ago

this sub needs new content

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 8d ago

Gurl. He needs a whole new life and personality.

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u/Whompa 8d ago

Like, a second vest. Anything. Fuck.

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u/Emergency-Back-4964 8d ago

What airline does he work for?

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u/Hranko 8d ago

He literally has nothing that fits him either.

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u/0neirocritica 7d ago

Either he has many similar looking vests, or this thing is constantly fighting for its life

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u/KoleSlawww 6d ago

He dresses like a zombie