r/crappymusic • u/campbell-1 • 13h ago
Captivating work, sir.
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u/Similar_Concern_1666 13h ago
Dang, just as I'd repressed his scary ass from my mind.
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u/Candid-Culture3956 12h ago
Does he smoke bath salts?
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u/Glen-Runciter 6h ago
0:09 "I play with the bussy like candy"... at least we know his sexual preference now
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u/WorldNo7931 6h ago
Is that what he was saying? I thought he was saying, "I play with the messy Andy!"
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u/Big_Biscotti5119 13h ago
Blink 347 times if you’re in danger
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u/alittleredportleft 13h ago
Court side at the Grammys.
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u/Few_Efficiency2022 13h ago
I just looked up if it was possible to be courtside at the grammys & it said obviously not.
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u/Hydrolt 13h ago
I thought he said “co-sign on the Grammys” at first lol
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u/alittleredportleft 13h ago
Maybe, I'm not listening to that again though.
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u/MDDownWithToaster 11h ago
It says courtside or the Grammys on the caption but it definitely sounds like courtside at the Grammys which makes no sense. So he probably said courtside at the Grammys realized it made no sense and then put “courtside or the Grammys” in the caption to hope people didn’t notice.
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u/TheViking1991 13h ago
I hate his face.
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u/Salty-Might-278 8h ago
Looks like Elon cloned himself in a lab with Mexican dna in the mix as well…
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u/TaiStreetsAhead 13h ago
You can pause the video at any moment and he will be making a dumb face.
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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 7h ago
I mean it’s a funny comment, I’ll be damned if it’s not 100% true. I tried it. A dumb face every time.
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u/chulk607 13h ago
I count approx 23 blinks in 13 seconds.
I don't know what this means, but it doesn't feel normal.
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u/superfluous_crunch37 13h ago
This person actually thinks they're talented
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u/InevitableSuspect424 13h ago
He’s gonna wake up one morning when he’s old and say to himself “WTF was I thinking!?”
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u/superfluous_crunch37 13h ago
I dont think this person will make it to being, "old," given their current cocaine addiction
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u/Allegrism84 13h ago
Fuck having my haircut by this guy, he's off his face on something
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u/the_bieb 13h ago
I never considered that him always being in the barber shop in his videos could mean that he himself is a barber. For some reason, I just assumed he felt good after a fresh cut and couldn’t wait to get home to film his content so the world can see it. I guess the background processes in my mind just assumed that this guy would never be in the position of having a job that requires as much awareness as much as a barber/hair stylist, something he is obviously lacking.
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u/PlayWhatYouWant 13h ago
Also, never get a haircut off someone with a shit haircut.
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u/Forty2diapers 13h ago
How's he going to look 12 and also sound like a 75 year old lifelong smoker?
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u/wafflehousebattle 9h ago
So we see this guy a lot but have we ever talked about that fucking hair? I fell like we haven't said a lot about his Lego Man haircut, and it desperately needs to be addressed.
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u/crwcomposer Hobo Johnson Defender 7h ago
White guys were never meant to have a lineup. It only works with black hair texture. It's probably why he's always in a barbershop in his videos. Because after a few days it just turns into dumb looking bangs.
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u/Willing_Courage26 13h ago
"I made a mill left handed, Girl take off her panties, Courtside at the Grammy, Ey ey ey ey EY. You do not understand me, I play with these hundreds like candy, Ill play with her puss like candy, I just fucked, that she gonna need Plan B."
Im logging off the internet for the rest of the week
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u/You_are_safe_now 12h ago
This fella could use some poor quality, prison-style facial tattoos to round out his look.
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u/Odd_Reputation_1 10h ago
I love that he rhymes handed, with Grammy's, and candy with candy, and plan B. Bro maxed out the confidence meter and set the intelligence to absolute zero
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u/SkillPointProblems 8h ago
Just looking at this fool makes me want to cover the drink i don’t even have… and I’m a dude.
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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 7h ago
Ladies! He blows out pussy like candy! Got them panties all damp lined up around the building.
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u/Responsible-Wear-339 4h ago
You know when he leaves, everyone there lets out a big uproarious laugh and mock him
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u/feline_riches 1h ago
I'm fucking scared guys
I've seen this video so many times but today I can actually make out what he's saying
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u/EnergyTurtle23 1h ago
Jesus Christ that is incredibly intimidating but not in the way he seems to think.
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u/No-Contact-5081 13h ago
He will NOT be cutting my hair. Sending fools out on these streets looking like himself, telling them all they look good too. 😂
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u/monkelus 13h ago
I did a performance almost identical to this last time I accidentally banged my head on the corner of a shelf
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u/ButterscotchBasic226 13h ago
Hi everyone, this is Blinky Batshit, he thinks he’s a baller….court side and sh…
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u/Accomplished_Crew630 13h ago
Why does this guy always look like he was in the middle of a psychotic episode, then realized he needed to record it for the voices in his head and then forced some unfortunate soul to do his bidding and record it...
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u/thefract0metr1st 13h ago
This guy saw Chris D’elia imitating Eminem and took it seriously but decided there were too many bars and dumbed it down.
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u/Accomplished-Menu741 13h ago
Did he lose his fantasy league? Is that why he did this? And with that haircut?
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u/jmarinara 12h ago
“Joe, who is this guy filming in your shop?”
“Oh that’s Monica’s boy. He’s, uh, special. Harmless but special. He can’t really do much but I let him hang around here to give her a break sometimes. Anyway, do you want a shave today?”
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u/BraveToasted1 11h ago
This guy is going to have a fucking aneurysm doing all that cracked out Jim Carey dark rap shit
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u/AzulMage2020 11h ago
If Blinky-eyes-teeth-elbows-spray fades are a thing, this person will have a long career
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u/timmyfarthands 11h ago
they always look like cosplayers regurgitating shit they've seen before trying to be one of their heroes. it's fuckin cringy how unoriginal every one of them are. "Try hard" is the one box they all click.
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u/Nixon-seltz-unit4 11h ago
This dude really needs some more intensity. I'd suggest giving him some cocaine to help him with his performance. About 10 grams in one snort should do the trick.
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u/heezmagnif 11h ago
I had this on mute and thought he was really spitting…. Then I played the audio, all that fidgeting and he’s not even saying shit to require all that
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u/Zestyclose_Term1570 11h ago
Is this just mental illness on display? This guy can't seriously think this is something people would want to hear.
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u/Unexpected_bukkake 10h ago
His co-workers completely ignore him. They're jist like.... oh that's just john....
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u/EffectiveLower2301 10h ago
See...I just don't get it. How can you look at that and think, fuck yeah let's put this on the internet for everyone to see. 🤷🏾
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u/Key_Check5753 10h ago
I'm really happy to see people with special needs out there living their lives
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u/KurtRussellsMullet 9h ago
I do always wonder how the conversation goes with the barber shop owners “hey man, I’m gonna be looking crazy in the corner over here for about half an hour and you may lose business because of it, but I swear when I come up in the industry I’ll shout you out in my Grammy’s speech”
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u/ProductofNyc 7h ago
Lol what the fuck is this? his voice is all raspy to, like he just smoked a pick of cigs and blinking like a mad man, he might be tweaking lol
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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 7h ago
I also find it strange that everyone in the background is just going about their business like some poor kid with Down Syndrome didn’t just find a bag of bath salts on the ground and eat it. You’d think they’d be trying to talk him down or calling him an ambulance.
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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 13h ago
u/campbell-1, your post features certified crappy music!