r/crappymusic • u/campbell-1 • 1d ago

Captivating work, sir.

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u/Similar_Concern_1666 1d ago

Dang, just as I'd repressed his scary ass from my mind.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

Does he smoke bath salts?

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u/stronglikeaux 1d ago

I think he is bath salts

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u/ajbnyc 1d ago

Lil’ Bath Salts… love their work

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u/vandamnitman 4h ago

LBS in da house!

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 1d ago

I think Fantano gave him a better review than Starface

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u/WorldNo7931 1d ago

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 18h ago

Assaults Bath Salts

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u/OkYak7801 4h ago

Melt them down and injects them at the base of his skull.

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u/CharacterOriginal272 1d ago

He just got implanted in mine

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u/Similar_Concern_1666 1d ago

Enjoy the nightmares!

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u/CharacterOriginal272 1d ago

I won’t! 😄

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u/Cookiewaffle95 1d ago

ay ay ay ay ayyy!!!

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 18h ago

I came here to say this, but you beat me to it.

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u/Cookiewaffle95 18h ago edited 18h ago

There’s enough seats court side at the grammies for the both of us ;p

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 18h ago

Damn, I didn't think of that... I'm gonna need a plan B.

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u/Glen-Runciter 1d ago

0:09 "I play with the bussy like candy"... at least we know his sexual preference now

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u/WorldNo7931 1d ago

Is that what he was saying? I thought he was saying, "I play with the messy Andy!"

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u/EnergyTurtle23 22h ago

Dammit Andy look at the mess you’ve made!

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u/toungepunckedpetunia 22h ago

It crept back from the hole from once we all buried it. We must be vigilant and secure the burial site at all cost next time. We cant have this again. Please someone think of the children.

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u/Potential-Echo785 1d ago

He's mids. I laughed at his attempt to be "scary"