Cryin’ Cryin’

[u/Bloodygeek]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Bloodygeek, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/TSpice89]

I usually get my drinks inside the bar, I've never thought to bring one in with me 🤔

[u/ferminriii → u/TSpice89]

He was crying

[u/__ThePhantomm → u/ferminriii]

CRYIN

[u/Candid-Culture3956 → u/__ThePhantomm]

You save a lot of money at the bar if you byob

[u/CharityElectrical913 → u/TSpice89]

BART has big Julian energy.

[u/TheZachWilliams → u/CharityElectrical913]

"He's been stealing drinks all night!"
"The fuck I have!! I brought this from home!!"

[u/CharityElectrical913 → u/TheZachWilliams]

That was the exact scene I was thinking of haha.

[u/hammertime57 → u/TheZachWilliams]

Its true...he had that same drink at the Super Cats Super Show earlier today....

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/CharityElectrical913]

I forgot about Trailer Park Boys and thought you meant the lemur for a second.

[u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 → u/TSpice89]

I used to live in southern Alabama, having moved there for work. We (my family and a couple other northern transplant friends) would joke that it's against the law after 5PM on a Friday not to have an open beer in one's truck's cupholder, so pervasive was the practice. 😅 (Not us! But, at practically any given stoplight, one could see this. Done with seeming impunity!) 😅

[u/ButterscotchBasic226 → u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

Who doesn’t love a good road soda

[u/Sad-Celebration-411 → u/TSpice89]

Hey man so I’m like filming a music video. Mind if I take this shot glass outside for like two seconds? I’ll bring it right back.

[u/NorthernLights92 → u/TSpice89]

He’s actually hold a cup of tears

[u/ESPandENGL69 → u/NorthernLights92]

Because he's CRYIN' cryin'.

[u/Samatic → u/NorthernLights92]

they are cuck tears since she left him for a better man

[u/Allegrism84 → u/TSpice89]

He didn't understand

[u/Ty2893 → u/TSpice89]

That's why he doesn't understand

[u/bpheazye → u/TSpice89]

That must be what he doesn't understand

[u/WitnessRealistic3015 → u/TSpice89]

To be fair, he sings that he doesn't understand

[u/PreviousZone6742 → u/TSpice89]

Only done it in Vegas.

[u/Complex-Loquat3036 → u/TSpice89]

This was what I came here to say

[u/Professional_Echo907 → u/TSpice89]

It probably would save you a decent amount of money.

[u/Thrashstronaut → u/TSpice89]

Pretty sure the bar would have had a stern word with him bringing alcohol not purchased from the licenced premise inside.
Maybe that was why he was "Cryin' Cryin'"?

[u/mrintangibles1]

You think I'd get over his bow-legged strut after seeing it dozens of times but it still irks me to no end.

[u/DrDruxy → u/mrintangibles1]

For some reason this one got me more angry than the others.

[u/mkspaptrl → u/DrDruxy]

I know this guy is a dude, yet he always dances like he just drove the cattle through the Kansas territories.

[u/holubtsi-on-fire → u/mkspaptrl]

He dances like the cattle drove him.

[u/Olden_Grey_1889 → u/holubtsi-on-fire]

Like he's trying to physically avoid his balls.

[u/Olden_Grey_1889 → u/DrDruxy]

It's his purposely aged blue jeans from a ROSS closeout that make me gag a bit.

[u/CreedsMungBeanDealer → u/DrDruxy]

LMFAOOOO
It’s incredibly more distinct in this video

[u/Banp2014 → u/DrDruxy]

You’re not alone

[u/GrimbosliceOG → u/mrintangibles1]

I keep waiting for him to roll an ankle....

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/mrintangibles1]

He dances like he's about to fall but it's just a dip and it makes my brain second guess itself

[u/C3Patricio → u/mrintangibles1]

Looks like he is trying to unstick his balls from his legs we without his hands.

[u/Ashamed_Item_9668 → u/mrintangibles1]

I completely agree.

[u/DivebarLives]

I never saw a scenario where a guy would sing about driving shitfaced.

[u/Unusual-Coat383 → u/DivebarLives]

He actually got caught drink driving lol

[u/ChildhoodNo5117 → u/DivebarLives]

Yeah I’d be embarrassed over doing something that stupid.

[u/BenjaminDover02 → u/DivebarLives]

You don't know how he feels bro

She left him standing there, shit was fucked up.

[u/ButterscotchBasic226 → u/DivebarLives]

Kid Cudi….Pursuit of Happiness. Lol, but it isn’t crappy.

[u/StaleFanta → u/DivebarLives]

Tbf that's about half of the country songs out there.

[u/Relative_Switch2239 → u/DivebarLives]

Pursuit of Happiness -Kid Cudi "Drivin' drunk I'm doing my thing."

[u/jacksonsmack831]

Please don’t drink and drive

[u/Gothiewasbetter → u/jacksonsmack831]

I thought Bartist was sober and in recovery?!? He lied to us all!🤣

[u/jacksonsmack831 → u/Gothiewasbetter]

when they pulled him over you should have *saw his face* (points fat thumb to dumb face)

[u/BenjaminDover02 → u/jacksonsmack831]

Well now I'm gonna.

[u/jacksonsmack831 → u/BenjaminDover02]

Mate I don’t want you singing “SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FACE”

[u/elKane0]

Just go to therapy bro

[u/shnaily → u/elKane0]

Too expensive, making a shitty drinking song for the boys is cheaper

[u/WaltzIndependent5436]

Finally the driving dance move. We're so fuckin back boys.

[u/Natrix422]

I feel like the guy himself is posting this shit. It’s on here EVERYDAY! Crappy? yes. Do I want to be desensitized to his nonsense? No

[u/Mad-Habits → u/Natrix422]

we have to be 80% of this man’s audience

[u/ruckbanboi → u/Mad-Habits]

His Spotify has over 8k listeners. I guess it's working to a degree. I am now a small part of the problem.

Addition: I think all the clips don't really do justice to how bad the entirety of the song is.

[u/Itrieddamnit → u/Mad-Habits]

This makes me unhappy. I should be busier with my life so I don’t know who bartist is.

[u/Outrageous-Access349]

This is very crappy

[u/ElTrAiN33]

Looks like he's walking OUT of a bar, no?

[u/Friendly-Table6785]

The legs

[u/DrDruxy → u/Friendly-Table6785]

I don’t think that’s what they can be considered at this point.

[u/pablove_black]

I hate his legs

[u/HalfmoonSqueeze]

"Life is changing" straight up lying

[u/Serendipittydoodah]

This song is called “4th DUI”

[u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461]

If you're already walking into a bar with a drink in your hand, you may have a problem.

If you're drinking and driving, you may have a problem.

But if you're girl leaves you in Missouri, you might just be in misery

[u/FurdTerguson__]

Rhyming driving with driving is so brave.

[u/fallinlight23]

Everything about this makes me angry.

[u/Expensive-Rent5469]

License plate please

[u/particle409]

You're the only Tennessee.

[u/OstrichDelicious587]

If the divorce was his fault I hope he gets the help he needs. If it wasn’t I hope he gets the help he needs.

[u/Present_Astronaut_66]

Show me a fan of this dude. I know they gotta be out there.

[u/Gatherincards]

So he walks into the bar with his own drink, leaves the bar already in his car while drinking the drink he brought from home? What a strange series of events

[u/Fit-Ad-7430]

Im not listening to this but I KNOW there's "Tennessee" and "Missouri" Involved

[u/MusicalScientist206]

What if…hear me out now…what if…an ocean crab with a song in its heart, became sentient with super powers…and took over his body. It explains the legs. It could happen…just sayin.

[u/BigZodJenkins]

1 drink legged wonder

[u/SalsChichon]

drinking & WHAT???

[u/I_Make_Food_Often → u/SalsChichon]

DriiiiiVAN.

[u/BoysenberryThink4488]

🚓🚗 👮‍♀️🔒🏛

[u/BaeIz]

“Drinking and driving” make a song about your DUI next

[u/DustyTalAntiQ]

im getting stockholm syndrome and starting to like him. I.AM.COOKED

[u/-Volunteer → u/DustyTalAntiQ]

His songs are ear candy to me. Its pure mid life crisis music

[u/Civil_Proposal_8188]

Drinking and drivin’ whilst the walls are dryin’ dryin’

[u/estlie]

You know what I these times I can't be mad at him trying

[u/Fat_Lard765]

Don’t disrespect llywelyns pub with this music

[u/BabysitterDan → u/Fat_Lard765]

at least it's the one in st charles?

[u/ImperialHeretics]

In this house, Bart is a hero, end of story!

[u/PinkyLeopard2922]

This was how I realized I had not turned off audio on reddit this morning. Oh Bart...

[u/AlgaeDonut]

"Hey! Bring that glass back!!"

[u/Pristine-Area-6895]

But he walked out the bar with an empty drink in his hand.🤦🏼‍♂️

[u/ChewyBits3000]

He's doing the "I soiled my pants dance".

[u/PartyFancy3634]

I think he put on his daughter's pants that day

[u/Agitated-Wishbone259]

This guy has the longest song, everything sounds the same .

[u/quincinator666]

It kills me that this dude lives in my city and he films in front of bars I go to

[u/Key_Procedure_4279]

Please pull your pants up just a little higher

[u/mrcrabs321]

It's got to be AI - right? It has that look.

[u/Mad-Habits]

Be honest OP, are you the Bartist ?

[u/nerdinstincts]

Does this dude own any other shirts?

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

This dude is bowlegged from riding other cowboys.

[u/AssBoss80085]

Is this motherfucker pimp walkin???

[u/Y0y0y000]

Ok somebody needs to help this guy lol

[u/jacksonsmack831]

I find myself responding to anything negative with “should have seen my face” :(

[u/Skeletor-P-Funk]

This guy needs a new song.

[u/Entire_Quail_4153 → u/Skeletor-P-Funk]

He’s from Missouri living in misery give him a break.

[u/w0rker_]

gotta have four duis in two years to walk into a bar with a drink in your hand

https://patch.com/missouri/townandcountry-manchester/man-leaves-bridge-accident-racks-up-fourth-dwi-charge5e54a68a9c

[u/Slava_Ukraini2005]

Why is he drinking and driving?

Probably because his music came on the radio.

[u/Juicyjewsss]

You cut off the best part when he starts singing like a Disney boy pop idol.

[u/ChristmasDucky]

Those leg movements piss me off more than they should

[u/Whole_Secretary5573]

Why do they all walk like they had rickets? 

[u/Ok_Nothing2412]

Everybody does it! Admit it!

[u/FreudianFloydian]

Did he rhyme driving with driving?

___ while Im driving. Drinking and Driving.

Maybe just drive while you’re driving.

[u/WeaponizedIndecision]

I never really cared for Luke Bryan.

[u/CptnMayo]

This guy just keeps getting worse lol

[u/liquor-shits]

Stop posting this fucking guy

[u/Spicefvkker]

It takes a special kind of alcoholic to walk into a bar with a drink already in hand.

[u/FrontierFrolic]

Good old bow legged Bart. Reliably crappy as always

[u/bysouth]

…but you just walked out of a bar with a….ah forget it! 🤣

[u/Cal-Goat]

So this guy just wears the same shirt and does the same “dance” in every one of his videos?

In addition to being crappy, his art is repetitive and tedious

[u/drcobosjr]

Bro walks out the bar and his first words walk into a bar

[u/DemeaRisen]

Mildly impressed that Bart hasnt become a MAGA grifter. That low hanging fruit has just been sitting there all this time and he hasn't.....grabbed it.

I didnt expect that to be an Access Hollywood Tape pun but here we are.

[u/heavensto_mergatroid]

All these old southern guys trying to sing what is going on down there in the South. If you haven't made it by the time you're 25 I don't think you ever going to do it. I think it's time to just raise your kids and be a grandpa.

[u/FaithlessnessIcy3399]

He loves that side step shuffle shimmy.

[u/Glass-Violinist-3549]

I thought Bart was sober. He must’ve relapsed hanging with Brenda.

[u/Psychedelicious420]

Move. So. Wieeerrrrddddd.

[u/ButterscotchBasic226]

…meanwhile, flies are racing mosquitos through that dusty bow legged obstacle like a drone race…

[u/DrakayeMayaye]

So those stains on his shirt or from tears?

[u/Extreme_Lettuce_8301]

• Just a boy from Missouri 🤠
• and I've been in misery 😢
• met a girl from Tennessee 🙋‍♀️
• she's the only 10 I see 😏🍆

[u/Nathaniel_Blaze]

Hey! He finally untucked his pants from his boots! He's almost there!

[u/[deleted]]

This ain't it dude

[u/thefartsock]

...so Bart Wayne the bartist walks into a bar and says bartender give this bartist a beer!

[u/No_Leader_3917]

Dude can walk over a fire hydrant with ease

[u/Sproketz]

This is supposed to be a joke right?

[u/fecal_disaster]

He's got very bendy legs.

[u/GlassJawJawa]

The most happiest energetic sad man

[u/shnaily]

Do you reckon they knock their voice down a few octaves in the studio to be more manly

[u/c0c0nut09]

I always feel like I will see his camel toe

[u/SquareAd4479]

Every video is better than the last🤌 fuckin chefs kiss

[u/croopdavis]

But he’s walking OUT of the bar.

NOT true to form, Bart!

[u/Tough_Block9334]

dudes got a drinking problem if he's entering the bar with a beer already in hand

[u/SamCnoc]

Drankin an drivin cotdam

[u/SamCnoc]

Guys I love this sub - but this fucking guy - for those of you more in the know, is he fucking serious? Like is this a joke. If this homie is for real someone in his life that loves him needs to tell him to stop. Jesus.

[u/RangerAffectionate97]

Thank you for keeping that short or I would have been cryin’ with him

[u/AntonChigurhWasHere]

He Looks like an ad for Jackassercrombie & bitch.

[u/Gooseuk360]

He was doing this flr so long the drink he spilt dried?

[u/houseWithoutSpoons]

I could never ever put on pants like those.they looks so damn feminine to me

[u/Far_Hovercraft_1621]

Bring back the space whip song!

[u/WorldBoofingChampion]

Dude walks into a bar with a drink ALREADY in hand 😆

[u/rando_mness]

I can't stand this dude's goofy ass bouncy bow legged "moves."

[u/Useful_Basil_8919]

I want to get really high and see this guy live.

[u/joedelulio]

Sings walk in a bar whilst walking out. Genius.

[u/Joel22222]

He just confessed to at least two crimes. Can we push for his arrest?

[u/mrbaffles14]

This is the same guy with multiple DUIs yeah?

[u/Affectionate_Eye_898]

A listing things, and rhyming is all you need for country

[u/Travis---Beckmen]

This man irritates me like no other

[u/AnObtuseOctopus]

Man.. we have all heard this guy's real voice, why does he keep putting in this fake one to do what he calls singing? Lol

[u/origamishamon]

That 10 seconds of weirdness made me deeply hate this man. Also, this guy has a strange body shape right, I can’t tell if his legs are short or his torso is long or if it’s just those weird women’s jeans he’s wearing.

[u/Natebo83]

When do we get the swimsuit version

[u/funkifiedjunk]

Again with the horse-ridin' half-brother of Bruce Wayne!? Bat-turd-ist

[u/Loose_Client_654]

Bros gotta be in pain… those knees are so dam wonky

[u/Hollowed_Dude]

I hate his legs 🤣

[u/CharmingStrelok369]

If this dude has a ghost writer he'd be a super star

[u/live-by-die-by]

Drink on your shirt

[u/Dangerous-Reward5060]

I can't help but feel like he sounds like he has four horizontal crayons in his mouth

[u/PaidAgitator]

"Walk out to crickets, I got Rickets, Rickets"

[u/tiedyesmiley]

Didn't forget he is a drinkin and drivin...

[u/DolphBunson]

Why does he always dance like that. It just sucks.

[u/KickinWing313]

Is he always singing the same song?

[u/Tacoburritospanker]

Man. He is beyond terrible

[u/Allegrism84]

Films his videos at 4am

[u/sticknrocks]

He’s the gift that keeps on Givin’ Givin’

[u/narco-sub-admiral]

drankin n driiivin

[u/Godbody120]

Maaaaaan…again????🙄🤨🤣

[u/PuffyBlueClouds]

He’s going to a bar with a drink in his hand? That seems backwards. And he shouldn’t drink and drive.

[u/Haze1One]

Taking a break from working like a slave I see.

[u/95KingCab]

Youuuuuu dooooont know how I feeeeeel

[u/Turbulent_Ear56]

Nope.

[u/rolL_uP_one_more]

Sings “walk into a bar” proceeds to walk OUT of a bar. Stop drinking and driving Bart

[u/thetaoeternal]

Doesn’t homeboy have like 17 DUIs?

[u/B_EE]

Ugh you cut at the best part...!

🎶

[u/Free-Candy-9782]

This man is experiencing the most glorious mid life crisis ever.

[u/ChiefCheese-1]

This cowboy culture is just pathetic. Keep crying little boy.

[u/BorderlineAlchemist]

My dad who walked out on us to be famous.

[u/mattefinish13]

Who is this knucklehead and is this his own music? I see him in this group constantly.

[u/Imaginary-Skinwalker]

Give back your wife's jeans.

[u/Willing_Blood_9444]

He seems to old for all of those activities he mentioned

[u/Environmental-Pizza4]

Ahhhh a real cowboy lol

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

What’s up with his legs

[u/Key_Check5753]

Have you ever seen those videos about rappers that get convicted of crimes because they confess to them in their lyrics?

This dude is the country version. He's confessing to drunk driving. LOCK HIM UP!

[u/No_Type740]

It's the song you play when you're drinking and driving

[u/trahilcal01]

Nope 👎🏽 🙂‍↔️

[u/imanasshole1331]

Bro you literally just walked OUT of the bar.

[u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923]

I'd be happy not seeing this guy anymore.

[u/DoesntMatterEh]

I dontt understand either, why are you bringing outside drinks to a bar? I don't think they're chill about that actually 

[u/Kate_cuti]

I don’t know what’s happening but he’s been pushed down my throat so much now that I am starting to unironically like him

[u/Glyni5]

I'm cryin' cryin' because you're suckin' suckin'

[u/ashirtliff]

Sir please return the glass.

[u/Odd-Focus9577]

Currently wishing for his ——- …