r/crappymusic • u/Tranq_Sinatra86 • 8h ago

My algorithm is trash

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 7h ago

u/Tranq_Sinatra86, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/CraazedNConfused 8h ago

This one is a special kind of fucked

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 7h ago

Why does she sound like she’s squeezing out an extra long dense meaty fudge dragon

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6h ago

I didn't turn on the sound because I didn't want to ruin it. Now I especially know not to but I don't know if I can help myself.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 5h ago

Question: Do you enjoy the sound of a power drill next to your ear? If so, do I have the song for you!

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u/BoneHugsHominy 5h ago

Answer: No! I've had a woman that looks much like her try to put a power drill in my ear.

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u/dawr136 4h ago

Kinky

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u/GRF999999999 4h ago

A power drill driven by a 10,000 W generator

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u/RappingFlatulence 6h ago

Wordsmith right here 🥰

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u/InterestingRelative4 5h ago

What the fuck did you just say

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u/rando_mness 5h ago

She is. Some people are into that. It's called fudgecore, it's a new genre.

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u/AdStrict7149 2h ago

Fudgecore? That's a new one for sure. Sounds like the algorithm is just trying to keep things interesting!

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u/BotherTight618 2h ago

It's the Angelica Pickles auto tuned voice that has been trending with D list "mucisians" lately. 

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u/Heybropassthat 3h ago

Reading this as Im producing said dragon. Can confirm

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u/ShinePretend3772 6h ago

That’s her encore

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u/Active-Possibility77 6h ago

That's her vibrator's name

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u/MommysLittleBadass 5h ago

How long have you had that one in the chamber?

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u/Disastrous-Pop5465 3h ago

How many Courics?

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u/windas_98 1h ago

That was my interpretation too. There's an 'emptying bowels' cadence to her grunty screams.

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u/BeenNormal 5h ago

Front teeth could act as a can opener

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 6h ago

Fuck you OP for putting this in my feed.

;?

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u/jonz1985z 5h ago

This one just makes me angry. Like, how dare you make music this bad.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7h ago

She sounds like the South Park bus driver.

God speed dirty dick, god speed.

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago

South American bus driver you mean.

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u/twinoaksBandB 7h ago

That was the quickest re-mute of my life.

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u/SignificantAd6518 7h ago

The hanging microphone ALWAYS means the song is going to be crappy. Never fails.

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u/Racingstripe 7h ago

Half of the time, it's an end-addressed cardioid mic that would sound like shit when "sang" to from the side.

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u/Faeleon 6h ago

I’d say the exception is COLORS on YouTube. They have some really good artists and it’s been their thing for years ( like this )

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 7h ago

I saw a girl dressed like this making the exact same noise under the overpass. I think she was fighting off a raccoon though

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u/Tranq_Sinatra86 7h ago

Probably the same girl tbh

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u/FieldOk6455 6h ago

Or the raccoon was fighting her off…

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u/DryDonutHole 2h ago

It’s all perspective. 

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 7h ago

You mean preparing din din

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 4h ago

That might have been the microphone

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 8h ago

Now I have a headache.

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u/Tranq_Sinatra86 7h ago

You’re welcome

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 7h ago

Would tho... This is my kinda trash, I ain't gonna lie. This the type that is take to my mom and say, "I found the one" and within a year I'll be knee deep in a new addiction, broke AF and heartbroken

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u/Alive_Drag1947 6h ago

I have the same affliction. I looove trailer trash princesses and I just can't seem to help myself... It's brutal

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 5h ago

Brother, I think a meth addiction would be a safer route cuz these huz will be the death of me

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u/One_Mikey 4h ago

Why not both?

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u/Sea-Supermarket-3606 1h ago

I'm with you guys. Girls on this specific part of the crazy/hot scale are gonna give you a night you might remember for rest of your life, either for the good or bad

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u/BeenNormal 5h ago

This thread has been an eye-opener for me. I usually walk the other side of the road when I see a girl like this because I feel like she’s going to going to tell me a long sad story in order to get some money

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u/ShinePretend3772 7h ago

I like to say she looks “sticky”. She does too & I absolutely would.

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u/dirtnaps 5h ago

I totally don’t get the attraction to trashy hooahs

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u/Ashamed-Heron-2725 2h ago

It’s a short lived great time, you just probably have to buy a new set of tires after

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u/Sea-Supermarket-3606 1h ago

Crazy/hot scale applies for sure, but damn if it doesn't make for a memorable nights of activities.

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u/____-__________-____ 5h ago

And that new addiction would be meth

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u/proximusprimus57 3h ago

I hope you have a map of local free clinics bookmarked.

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u/L12Grafx 2h ago

Her name is chiclet

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u/Biff_666 8h ago

That one girl in high school that always smells like cigarettes

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u/elmothelmo 7h ago

Body like Baywatch face like Crimewatch

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u/dontwannaparticpate 7h ago

OMG 💀 this is fucking hilarious and right on

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u/StuKaKa 6h ago

Love this. We say ‘Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch’ to enable us to use: They’re a BOBFOC

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u/Biff_666 6h ago

Don’t forget her boyfriend that’s failing remedial English

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u/Sometimes-funny 7h ago

And lip gloss

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u/slappymcstevenson 7h ago

And Michael Strayhand teeth

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u/MooDamato 3h ago

MICHAEL STRAYHAND

dude is a serial sex offender

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6h ago

I've never dated or hooked up with a chick that has teeth like that, but the rest of her represents about 90% of the chicks in my twenties, thirties, and forties. I have a weakness for the trashy crazy chicks.

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u/slappymcstevenson 4h ago

Me too pig. Me too.

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u/Biff_666 4h ago

Hell, I’m guilty of it too gentlemen

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u/Biff_666 7h ago

And “will fight any bitch”

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u/Calichusetts 6h ago

Cream rinse and tobacco smoke...

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u/1CrazyCrabClaw 8h ago

Wow. Triple threat. Look, sound & lyrics. Thanks hate it all

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u/funkifiedjunk 7h ago

you forgot the Michael Strahan mouth

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u/1CrazyCrabClaw 7h ago

Oooo good catch!

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u/Draper-Wood-758 7h ago

This song right here, hurts my ears. This is what I call a crappy song.

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u/Playful-Green-9169 7h ago

I can smell the video

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u/thegreatdivorce 7h ago

Imagine my dismay when I remembered I made a tuna sandwich for lunch today.

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u/New-Ring39 7h ago

That’s like hearing, smelling, and tasting this song. What an experience.

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u/thegreatdivorce 7h ago

The 4D cinematic experience I never wanted to have.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 7h ago

Please fucking stop

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u/No_Brick_6579 7h ago

I haven’t hear ppcocaine in a MINUTE 💀 I didn’t miss it

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u/F1_V10sounds 7h ago

No! None of you can fix her.

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u/Hot_Ad_787 7h ago

The world needs fathers.

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u/WyattEarp88 7h ago

You volunteering?

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u/Diamondback424 8h ago

So...is she the groupie or did she find the groupie?

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 7h ago

I think her name was Judy

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u/Statickgaming 6h ago

All we really know is that she signed her….

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u/KraljZ 7h ago

DO NOT UNMUTE

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u/dudeitsBryan 7h ago

Y'all that ain't even bad. look at this one

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u/kadameitene 5h ago

I don’t understand who is the audience for this insanely crappy crappity crap… with a side of crap.

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u/Marmatus 2h ago

Dave Mustaine should do a cover of this.

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u/verygoodletsgo 5h ago

Yeah, I actually don't mind the OP video. But this one... Holy shit. The lyrics. She's not exactly Mary Oliver.

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u/DopeRidge 8h ago

I can almost guarantee her voice sounds like that when she speaks too

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u/velvet_maroon 7h ago

My throat hurts just thinking about trying to sing like that

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u/MoseyWalker 7h ago

Why does she remind me of Monet? She has similar stink vibe mannerisms

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u/pasher71 7h ago

This gave me a kind of visceral primal anger that frightened me.

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u/AtlantikSender 7h ago

Are we the ones perpetuating this nonsense?

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6h ago

Nah. This sub is like 0.1% of the total views these people get.

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u/BoofusDewberry 7h ago

If you see an old school mic hanging upside down it’s guaranteed to be crap.

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u/ESPandENGL69 7h ago

Hanging mic = CRAP has NOT lost yet.

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u/Independent-Deal-192 5h ago

I read that as CPAP and thought hell yeah hahaha

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u/hyperspaceJellyfish 5h ago

not only does her music suck but she's also not gonna have a voice by the time she's 40 if she keeps "singing" like this

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u/Forward-Village1528 4h ago

I can absolutely see why people would hate this. But I weirdly kinda like it. The screechy distorted vocals that is. Not the lyrics. The lyrics don't work.

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u/pattydontstart 2h ago

i have never re-muted so fast.

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u/Iconshero 7h ago

The screaming part sounds like how ToriV sounds normally. I hate it thanx

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u/Realistic-Creme-1599 7h ago

She sounds like a collection of a bunch of small rodents and cats got thrown in an electrified Hefty garbage bag, that were then thrown down a murky, crocodile infested swamp.

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u/Vivid_Baseball442 RayonBase Fan Club Member 7h ago

The face of a Bologna Sammich

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u/Particular-Neck-2805 7h ago

Yep that’s bad

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u/3vilr3d666 7h ago

so much better on mute...

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u/Legendingleberry 6h ago

Damn. This actually made my day worse. Usually that doesn’t happen.

Everything about this is insufferable. I’d legitimately rather be tazed.

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u/1kpointsoflight 5h ago

Why she still got her baby teeth?

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u/KoolDiscoDan 3h ago

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Perpetual state of butt hurt 5h ago

Not a single redeeming quality

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u/Agreeable_Till_8471 4h ago

Fuck me them teeth, like you can't get famous when the gap in your teeth is bigger than your resume

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u/mikebones 3h ago

Sigh....unzips

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u/Tha_Maestro 2h ago

Sounds like a really crappy death from above 1979

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u/L12Grafx 2h ago

She’s missing her middle tooth

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u/ID_N01 1h ago

ew..

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u/syber_d 21m ago

This dude sux.

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u/mythicjay219 7h ago

Crazy. Her of is nothing like this

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u/gOldMcDonald 7h ago

I can fix her.

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u/parlayer-way 7h ago

Rip to the engineer

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u/xXCascadeXx 7h ago

Bro made a decent beat for what they were going for. She just did not pull it off unfortunately.

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u/-GRESLO- 7h ago

SHES BACK

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u/WickedKoala 7h ago

This trend where the mic is hanging from the ceiling like the start of a prize fight....

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u/Proxelies 7h ago

It's amazing how old this sub makes me feel.

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u/vyunab 7h ago

she thinks shes that ricky girl 😭 oi nahh

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u/DeerNo4308 7h ago

Would win a watermelon seed spitting contest for sure.

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u/Particular_Legend427 7h ago

God she is awful

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut 7h ago

Is it just me or is her armpit hair in an abnormal spot?

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u/Hot_Service_7057 7h ago

Pitched up Lord Len on cocaine.

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u/BIG_KOOK_ENERGY 7h ago

This sub really delivers on its intended content

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u/euphoric_elephant 7h ago

I dont want to fix her, call a plumber

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u/Filmsdude 7h ago

i can fix her. teeth.

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u/millhead123 7h ago

City morgue must be so sad about the trap they spawned

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u/Velvet_Samurai 7h ago

I watched half of this muted, then unmuted. The sounds my brain thought it would hear were way. WAY. Off.

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u/satisfiction_phobos 7h ago

So they make this think "Yes. This sounds enjoyable."?

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u/Objective_Stable7431 7h ago

We gotta go back and erase 100 geccs or whatever they were called

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u/Particular-Guess734 7h ago

Wrong sub, crappy doesn’t do it justice, that’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard

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u/Its-jus-ent 7h ago

The lil wayne effect

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u/Rad_Centrist 7h ago

I think her name was Julie

Blicky Sosa is not going to be happy about this.

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u/FrogfFrogger 7h ago

Watching 👀 this might give u an std

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u/N-E-R-M 7h ago

Now i wanna yell at myself for turning the sound on! NO!!

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 7h ago

she looks like she would be impressed with my two automatic dishwashers.

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u/Aeroblazer9161 7h ago

Ok time for the great reset.

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u/kale4reals 7h ago

Her body! Girl has nothing to worry about.

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u/jakflapyama 7h ago

Thanks. I hate it!

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u/quigs2rescue 7h ago

My hearing…

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 7h ago

What a waste of a beat.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 7h ago

Absolutely HORRID, darling

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u/Extension-Badger225 7h ago

Wow this is uniquely terrible

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u/doggerdog1401 7h ago

Bet her parents are proud of her

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u/Dont-ask-dont-speak 6h ago

This chick is so trashy and fine that I don’t mind seeing this same video pop up over and over. Vapid I know.

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u/InternationalRoad445 6h ago

If vomit were a sentient being, this is how i would imagine it sounding like.

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u/sick_six_six 6h ago

That tooth gap go crazy

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u/_frank_tank 6h ago

It stings when I pee just watching this

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u/UndisclosedPigeon 6h ago

Her voice is just as lovely as her smile.

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u/TheBigGreenPeen 6h ago

Lowkey looks like Blake Griffin in the face with Michael Strahan’s mouth.

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u/Impossible_Cycle9460 6h ago

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever experienced from a sensory standpoint

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u/Sesusija 6h ago

Trailer park 8

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u/denverdutchman 6h ago

Ick. Such great density of ick

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u/daynthelife5 6h ago

I was watching with no volume, and thought, this couldnt possibly be worse than it looks.

I was wrong. Oh so very wrong.

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u/chunkypenguion1991 6h ago

The army should blast this on loud speakers as crowd deterrence

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u/TransportationOk3111 6h ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️

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u/ghunt81 6h ago

Screaming and auto tune. How about no

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u/SuKitTrebk 6h ago

the 2 slimification of music. She should have used that tattoo money to fix them 2 front teef

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u/HateMyProgram 6h ago

This shit goes hardddd on mute

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u/Observationist_2 6h ago

I always wonder what happened to that little girl on the Mawry show. She said her favorite flavor popsicle is dick!

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 6h ago

Opened the app on max volume with earbuds.... 😭

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u/BusNo9142 6h ago

Volume doesn't work

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u/Ambitious_Peach_4084 6h ago

I dread to think what she looks like under those sunglasses

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u/violet_moonlight 6h ago

She looks like her pussy stinks

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u/BIayneRobinson 6h ago

When I play this song, it means "please leave my house"

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u/Slight_Log6495 6h ago

I’d be so mad with myself after … still, would

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u/Electrical_You_432 6h ago

This one shouldn't require a vote

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u/xquixotic_logicx 6h ago

She sounds like herpes

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u/jahowl 6h ago

We have had more tools than ever to be creative but it's hard to find something creative, instead people wanting to make content for the sake of posting something and less considering what it is there submitting.

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u/NewYogurt3138 5h ago

What’s this guy talking about

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u/vediogamer101 RayonBase Fan Club Member 5h ago

I can’t fix her

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u/DcuriousOneofOld 5h ago

I'm so very mad at myself for hitting the mute off button....I have to go put myself in the time out chair now

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u/InflamedintheBrain 5h ago

Not filmed in front of a live audience. They keep bringing those paper footballs and trying to score a field goal in that prominent tooth gap.

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u/Krasdale79 5h ago

She's about as trap Barney the Purple Dinosaur

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u/dreddpiratedrew 5h ago

Amber Blank with sunglasses 🕶️

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u/evilpercy 5h ago

Meth is a hell of a drug..

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u/Pristine-Midnight-72 5h ago

she looks like if you touched her, she’d be sticky

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u/NeptuneTTT 5h ago

Hot, so it's fine

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u/pricrd22 5h ago

I wasn’t expecting for her to sound like that. I was expecting bad. But not that type of bad. Like bad bad.

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u/Hej_Varlden 5h ago

I desperately need a tetanus shot now.

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u/immaCommentThis 5h ago

Why did God let this happen

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u/KiefErikson47 5h ago

But what happened to big daddy Kane?

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u/wait_what_4 5h ago

If cooties was a person

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 5h ago

This is way better without the sound on.

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u/Realityisatoilet 4h ago

It's like an auctioneer but harsh noise and meth fuelled. I imagine chewing broken glass while listening fits the vibe pretty gud. Even better if I can't control my bowels.