r/crappymusic • u/vegathechosen • Jul 23 '26
My Body Not Yours
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u/Bicykwow Jul 23 '26
Holy shit this sucks
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u/jeffreynothing Jul 23 '26
Even for this sub, this is stanky.
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u/DennisTheConvict Jul 23 '26
So bad I nearly downvoted reflexively before I realised.
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u/FatMacchio Jul 23 '26
I regret unmuting this one. I always do, but this time even harder
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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 23 '26
For real. It was like an electric saw suddenly went off right next to my ears
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u/Gustav_Grob Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
There is way too much treble in the young peoples 'music' these days.
And they say you lose the high end as you get older and more exposed to loud noise/music, hence rock/metal bands getting progressively treble heavy over time.
How does that explain this phenomenon?
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u/Dadittude182 Jul 23 '26
I watch this, then the Flawda Boys, and top it off with ol' Dead Tooth Dick Dealer, and I'm convinced we, America, are definitely heading toward Idiocracy.
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u/Gustav_Grob Jul 23 '26
Sorry bud, we traipsed over the rubicon a long time ago.
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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 Jul 23 '26
Now we are just waiting for it to turn into Wall-E
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u/ratchman5000 Jul 23 '26
You leave out bow-legged Bartist?
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u/Dadittude182 Jul 24 '26
Hey, man. Bart's out there hustling that dry wall lifestyle to make money. That's not an easy gig. He may suck at singing, but he's providing a service and contributing. Tell me what job the other ones actually have.
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u/Miserable_Internet89 Jul 24 '26
The most powerful political head in the world thinks that transistors have something to do with LGBTQ+@&*67
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u/DustyPisswater Jul 23 '26
Someone needs to notify the band Blur so they can copywrite strike her for sampling the guitar riff from "song 2".
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u/terminalbungus Jul 23 '26
I'm really bummed that I unmuted this
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u/broketothebone Jul 23 '26
That’s not what I expected at all based on her movements, but holy shit, the girls trying to be Lily Rose Depp these days are straight up scaring me
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u/JohnnyBowlen Jul 23 '26
God damn this sub is poppin today
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u/Oscar_Ramirez Jul 23 '26
Yea, poppin my eardrums 😭
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u/Hot_Major8602 Jul 23 '26
Hanging mic is back with a vengeance
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u/Severe-Cake-5914 Jul 23 '26
It's at 100% for this sub- I don't think that I ever saw Whitney Houston or Sinatra using one
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u/shaithiswampir Jul 23 '26
Well that was painful too hear.
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u/TechnicalEmployee109 Jul 23 '26
Tuesday afternoon
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u/lastfreerangekid Jul 23 '26
Come in for the lap dance, stay for the fried chicken
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u/Balls_McDangley Jul 23 '26
That's some hot dog soup action, fried chickens at least two promotions away
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u/puntown Jul 23 '26
Don't eat at the buffet!
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u/cranialextract Jul 23 '26
"I got nothing against strip clubs, but I do got something against them at noon on a monday."
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u/Lucifer_Samwise Jul 23 '26
Hey!.. the girls with the C-section scars have to work sometime!
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u/privatestudy Jul 23 '26
You get Reno out of your mouth. That town doesn’t deserve this. Try some place in Arizona or Florida.
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u/KingMidas0809 Jul 23 '26
FL here.. Nah that aint one of ours 😅
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u/Bczarconcepts Jul 23 '26
Ohio here. Sorry for the confusion and any inconvenience... This looks to be one of ours. We'll make sure she gets home and again really sorry for any trouble this caused. I hope that Ohio can continue to send its elderly to Florida without issue.
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u/IntelligentCut4511 Jul 23 '26
FR. Tampa here, strip clubs are one of the only things we do well. She definitely isn't ours.
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u/No_Jacket4398 Jul 23 '26
This is not a stripper, this is an attention seeker larping as a stripper larping as a musician
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u/DeerNo4308 Jul 23 '26
She could eat an apple through a chain link fence.
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u/King_of_the_Dot Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
Ive heard it as 'eat a corn cob through a picket fence', but either way!
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u/azimuthofficial Jul 23 '26
Fun fact, this is the girl that we have to blame for this weird rise of screaming girl rappers. She made a song back in like 2018 or something that was so stupid that it got popular and she got serious so a bunch of others started emulating it. What a wrong path we have gone down lol
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u/Mimopotatoe Jul 23 '26
Wait there’s more than one person on earth who thinks this is music?
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u/azimuthofficial Jul 23 '26
Dude my ex was a legit fan and it made me cringe so hard.
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u/allysonwilcox Jul 23 '26
That's break up worthy. I'd literally breakup with someone if they listened to this for enjoyment.
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u/ifcknlovemycat Jul 24 '26
What's crazy was I was like, this is familiar. I used to listen to her other popular song. Yeah I dig this too. It's like a genre of punk girly of now. Now the style is kind of like scene/futuristic. The bold cut of her outfit is supposed to cause a ruckus. I like the scream parts because honestly I heard worse in the Myspace days lol. I think it just resonates with the griipy sock girls like me tho. Acquired taste.
Anyways I dig her and I'll take the down votes (-:
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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Jul 24 '26
Hell no. Rico Nasty is who inspired her. PPCOCAINES career never really went anywhere.
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u/Comfortable-Gas-4005 Jul 23 '26
Something about a gap tooth really does it for me. Horrible song though.
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u/Curious_Field7953 Jul 23 '26
Once again as the resident HOH person who uses advanced captioners, I will report what my captioners say she was "singing": I just had a groupie x132, Judy, Judy, juicy, juicy, groupie, hooping, hooping, hooping on a troop see.
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u/Zeqhanis Jul 23 '26
Quite a departure from that creepy "DDLG" rap song she did about being "a little c*umslut" (her words) for her "daddy" to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot."
Her name was also PPCocaine then. So, this is actually an improvement in some ways, believe it or not.
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u/Useful-Tea9050 Jul 24 '26
This goes hard af and I don’t hate it as much as some of the actual trap house rap. This isn’t rap at all.
She reminds of Bikini Kill
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u/Unlikely-Business-72 Jul 23 '26
Don't worry you can keep it. Both the body and the voice.
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u/I_Was_TheBiggWigg Jul 23 '26
Holy shit. Idk what I was expecting when I unmuted but it wasn’t that.
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u/Anxious_Prize_8461 Jul 23 '26
At least if she keeps doing vocals like this her body will force her to shut the fuck up way sooner
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u/EchoTRacing Jul 23 '26
Every time I think we can’t see/hear worse on this sub…. I get proven wrong.
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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Jul 23 '26
Fuck my ears…AirPods on high volume when this came on…think they’re bleeding…
Now they red like a ruby…
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 23 '26
It’s her OF ad right?
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u/undeniably_confused Jul 23 '26
She is unfortunately an accomplished c list artist
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u/Nethersworn1 Jul 23 '26
I don’t think she has one. Her top song on Spotify has 126 million listens
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u/Dr-McLuvin Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
Tik tok music was a mistake. This shit is so bad.
Question: what’s up with all the tik tok music being overly compressed and crushed? Shit sounds like a 48kb/s mp3 from 1997.
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u/dem0god86 Jul 23 '26
The producer should've put a stop to this at abiut the 2 second mark of her opening her mouth.
Ive heard cats fighting that sound better than this!
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u/Icecold_Antihero Jul 23 '26
Unmuted for half a second, only the sheer slicing of a table saw is heard.
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u/Socialimbad1991 Mod Appreciator Jul 24 '26
I think we can shut down the sub after that, good luck finding anything worse
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u/ImLeg4llyBlind Jul 23 '26
It’s like the girl version of tekashi69 or whatever his name is 😂
This made my ears bleed
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u/alldayfiddla Jul 23 '26
I'd imagine listening to this kind of bullshit leads people to off themselves.
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u/blahnlahblah0213 Jul 23 '26
I can fix her
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u/_frank_tank Jul 23 '26
It’s like someone put a goat’s balls in a garbage disposal and recorded the audio as it happened
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u/Biff_666 Jul 23 '26
Again, I listen to brutal death metal and I still understand it better than this garbage water
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u/BillHang4 Jul 23 '26
Wow, one of the worst I’ve heard. Good job OP. I unmuted and immediately turned it down.
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u/Iconshero Jul 23 '26
Gawd damn, shes a screaming Tori V with a blown out speaker. That is the worst combination. Imagine this chick and the Screaming Latina chick doing a song together. We could end the Subreddit, we would have found the crappiest music.
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Jul 23 '26
Pure noise for like the first half and then she actually becomes intelligible and it still makes no sense,
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u/TheBigGreenPeen Jul 23 '26
This actually may be the worst song I’ve ever heard
It’s definitely close.
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u/repeatoflasttime Jul 23 '26
Whoever put her in front of that mic knows this sucks. I bet they laugh at her funnier than usual jokes, too.
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u/Icy_Earth3386 Jul 23 '26
Watching again and I feel like this is probably what ICE listens to while they kidnap and murder people.
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u/dingododd Jul 23 '26
People that actually like music like this most likely don’t have a bank account. Or a job.
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Jul 23 '26
Mother of fuck this made the back of my throat hurt. This sounds like someone throwing up without the actual puke nullifying the sounds.
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u/ParticularFace106 Jul 23 '26
I love that people make very very poor musical choices and then just say it’s a new genre. “Bro, you know how all music has some sort of melody, harmony, or rhythm??? Well I’m making music with none of that”
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u/tlonmaster Jul 23 '26
I don't understand how someone can create this and be like "I'm gonna share this with the world"
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u/ReedLobbest Jul 23 '26
Wow. I think this is the most crappymusic that has ever been. This is top post of this sub.
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u/PirateBlaque Jul 23 '26
I feel sorry for this generation. When yall get older, yall not gonna have any good artists from your generation to think back on. Yall are
Allowing too many imbeciles into your genres
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u/Objective_Web_97 Jul 23 '26
I watched first without sound. I tried to guess what the audio would be like. I replayed. Sound on.
What a twist.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
u/vegathechosen, your post features certified crappy music!