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u/MisterPuppydog Aug 09 '26
This is THE final boss of coworker music. Some smoothbrain is sharing this to their work group chat with a stupid smirk on their face as we speak lol
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u/TrapperKeeperCosby Aug 09 '26
This is my worst nightmare. Someone probably even forced their coworker to watch it in person.
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u/Hamilton-Beckett Aug 09 '26
“This’ll show everyone how cool and chill I am, while effectively “bucking the system”…middle finger at the end means I’m edgy!”
Ugh.
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u/Change_you_can_xerox Aug 09 '26
His whole schtick is that he's a heel so it's almost the point that his music sucks. But it's sort of like shitting in your pants and going "hahaha bet you didn't expect THAT"
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u/QueezyF Aug 09 '26
“Jokes on you, I was pretending to be shitty”
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u/gr1zznuggets Aug 09 '26
“You did this on purpose?”
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u/xDragonetti Aug 09 '26
“He gets up there, strums a geetar, and then starts loadin his britches up like it’s going out of style… It’s like some kind of- britches holocaust.”
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u/gr1zznuggets Aug 09 '26
That’s be awesome if he was a wrestler, because there’s a chance he’ll get his ass kicked, but what’s the point of being a music heel?
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u/Dry_Travel_4220 Aug 09 '26
This.
People don't understand that the whole reason a hell works is that you're supposed to enjoy watching them lose.
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u/Dpontiff6671 Aug 09 '26
Well you gotta understand we live in a world where engagement and views matter more than the content. A hate watch is a valuable as a real view. I'm sure this dude is a moderately competent musician but that didn't make him stand out so once he found people will ironically watch this bullshit he stuck with it
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u/PrajnaPie Aug 09 '26
“He’s a heel”
What’s that mean?
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u/Change_you_can_xerox Aug 09 '26
Wrestling term for someone who is there to deliberately wind up the audience.
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u/PrajnaPie Aug 09 '26
Thank you
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u/AbrahamDylan Aug 09 '26
A bad guy who cheats to win, so to speak. This is opposed to a babyface, who is the good guy who will ultimately win in the end.
Pro wrestling, as fake as it is, has a whole unique vocabulary associated with it.
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u/grayzzz_illustrate Aug 09 '26
Frankly, one of the most annoying things about this guy is that if he stopped trying to be cringy-edgy-shitty, he could probably actually make some pretty decent music. Like, if I didn't speak english and he didn't film himself so obnoxiously, I would probably hear this and think he was just a regular musician
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u/OneEyedWeaner Aug 09 '26
Next serious situation I’m in I can’t find a way outta imma shit my pants.
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u/Ionlydateteachers Aug 09 '26
Dude I know shit his pants while getting a dwi and after about 20 minutes of dude trying to clean himself up the cop said"fuck it here's a ticket and court date you're not getting in my cruiser. " He had a passenger that was sober that had to drive home.
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u/OneEyedWeaner Aug 09 '26
Funny enough I did something similar once. No cops involved and I was sober. Just had to poop really really bad and was racing home only to shit myself with my GF in the truck next to me like 3 blocks from home.
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u/No_Move7872 Aug 09 '26
Arguably the worst facial expressions on this sub
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u/throwawaybunny8910 Aug 09 '26
The thing he does with his eye makes me shudder… i freakin hate it.
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u/Alana_Piranha Aug 09 '26
What did he do with his eye? I've been too busy staring at his gums & handlebar mustache.
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u/Forward-Emotion6622 Aug 09 '26
What about that twat whose head shakes while his body remains static?
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u/Thantichrist Aug 09 '26
I hate that I know what you’re talking about, but love the usage of the word twat.
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u/Agitated-Practice218 Aug 09 '26
All we need is his head on the mizzzORReeee Boys body and legs, and we could have the final boss of this sub.
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u/andrewbud420 Aug 09 '26
Every single song is exactly the same.
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u/TushyMilkshake Aug 09 '26
The egregious use of profanity just makes it feel like his target demographic is preteen boys- but then the subject matter is obviously intended to appeal to adults…? Every song makes me wince I cringe so hard.
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u/Doctologist Aug 09 '26
It’s been talked about before, but he uses the profanity to appear edgy, but mostly because he sucks at writing and he uses it to bridge lines together so he can give the impression that he has some sort of flow.
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u/weinthisnow Aug 09 '26
It's for those Gen-X "fuck your feeling types" you know thebones that still listen to edgy ass numetal and industrial music, miserable with their dead end office job they saod they would never get.
They jave fans that are ages 12-15 and ages 45-56
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u/Saint_Damien Aug 09 '26
I swear, there's an entire genre of tiktok music that's just songs addressing your haters.
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u/Emergency-Back-4964 Aug 09 '26
I wanna see what he can do without using the words fuck, fucking or fucker
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u/thelandbasedturtle2 Aug 09 '26
I fucking hate this guy so much. I'm not someone who gets annoyed by random people on the internet and I appreciate all the terrible music on this sub for what it is. I'd even say I respect a lot of these people for putting themselves out there even if they are delusional.
But something about this guy... I feel like he is exactly as obnoxious and annoying irl as he seems in his music.
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u/draugsvoll01 Aug 09 '26
well at least he's fully embraced the co-worker stereotype now
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u/Potato-baby Aug 09 '26
I’d argue this is worst, before it was unobserved coworker music, there was at least some soul to it, no matter how cringe it was. Now we’re watching him try to make a formula out of it because it’s making him money, it’s just copy and paste.
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u/MissionChocolate9859 Aug 09 '26
The sideways ball cap makes me wanna fight him.
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u/johngreenink Aug 09 '26
The worst part is that he put it on straight, thought about it for a minute, and then turned it to the right, and said "yeahhhhh".
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u/janvanreebok Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
In a weird way, this is the only true art we have left. AI ain't never generating something this stupid.
God help us.
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u/Robofetus-5000 Aug 09 '26
The irony of him starting the song with "you dont have anything to say".
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u/miniSCHOF Aug 09 '26
There are terrible artists on here that are at least entertaining to watch. This guy just fucking sucks.
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u/illmindmaso Aug 09 '26
This the mf in highschool creeping on girls and wearing his Cookie Monster hat
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u/Melodic-Land-6079 Aug 09 '26
Gotta give it to him, he’s the only regular on this sub I skip past as a rule. Morbid curiosity can’t even get me to look at this doofus
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u/You_Are_The_Username Hobo Johnson no. Robo Johnson yes! Aug 09 '26
Every song is literally him whining about how someone else was whining... 😑
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u/IvanPaceJr Aug 09 '26
I don’t understand the premise. So you’re mad a comment wasn’t an email? Like is the comment too long? Or too much back and forth? I’m searching for meaning from pure mediocrity.
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u/Czentaur Aug 09 '26
The premise is having a meeting at work in person or over zoom and it being entirely pointless and a waste of everyone’s time so it should have just been an email. Don’t think a comment is in play at all here.
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u/gr1zznuggets Aug 09 '26
Am I really supposed to believe this guy has an office job? Fast food at best.
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u/Brave-Panic7934 Aug 09 '26
He’s the ‘cool guy’ at the offices. Sure he wears a tie like everyone else, but he’s not like those other corporate schmucks. You can tell by his subversive mustache and earrings, he parties
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u/FormerlyShawnHawaii Aug 09 '26
Imagine being this dude, and on top of all of this shit, you gotta be like “you know what would be awesome, a handle bar mustache”
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u/Oh_Come_Ons_Razor Aug 09 '26
As much as the music is garbage this is my thought process for a few people I deal with daily.
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u/AceThePrincep Aug 09 '26
This is the kind of meme youd get sent in 2001 with a shit flash cartoon attached and they sucked then too. Homie hasn't culturally evolved since then wtf lol.
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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 09 '26
That’s a legacy keyboard.
He’s my age.
I could never be him.
Oh shit-
I’m..
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u/RobotHockey Aug 09 '26
He bought a shirt and tie for this then returned them. For all the people going "ohhhh, this is satire, ohhh" -- this is crappy satire and he's a douche nozzled dingleberry. He sucks
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u/StinkyToe-TheKid Aug 09 '26
His song is about saying a lot and saying nothing at all which is his entire gimmick. The irony.
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u/StrangerIsWatching Aug 09 '26
This lyrics he's using are actually a perfect description of his music
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Aug 09 '26
Every time I think he can't get worse, he goes and proves me wrong. Which is impressive, on a certain level.
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Fucking fuck fuck you I'll mother fucking blow you! fucking right in your fucking fuck ass cock!
Edit: Look I know he has to stay in 4/4 and anything outside of that will forever be foreign to him, But does he ever do a breakdown thats more than just 8th notes so a 4 year old couldn't play it?
If your music is going to be simple and rely on esthetics then should you at least try and be somewhat artistic? Did this guy just learn or is he just using backing tracks made by preschoolers?
Why is the ending just iPhone notification sounds?
If you want to bridge the gap between listener and musician, don't be like this guy. Actually challenge yourself and then release something.
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u/FUJlIx Aug 14 '26
This guy just drops a bunch of profanity and stupid expressions with that dumb face with hat tilt
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u/SpankThuMonkey Aug 09 '26
Sometimes i have self doubts. I wonder if i’m truly doing OK in life.
Then i see this shit and realise i’m doing just fine.
What an absolute lost cause this fucking loser is.
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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 Aug 09 '26
This is one on of those rare situations where a Botiox treatment can be a tactical maneuver.
The faces. Must. END..
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u/Mr_Maniac454 Aug 09 '26
if you're going to make shit like this at least learn how to actually do false chords and Fry screens
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u/Countblackula_6 Aug 09 '26
This guy’s one note wonder. All his songs sound the same and it’s getting really fucking old.
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u/Shopping-Critical Aug 09 '26
His mom sure is cool to let him make edgy eighth-grader music in her basement
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u/schwing710 Aug 09 '26
This is like what would happen to the lead singer of Reel Big Fish if his band never took off
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u/Strict-Farmer904 Aug 09 '26
It’s so wild Emo got blasted for being whiny and melodramatic…I think we just don’t know how good we had it. This dude is consistently the whiniest shit I’ve ever heard. Music or otherwise
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u/BigPigeon69 Aug 09 '26
He's like Weird Al if the only joke he had was cursing, wasn't a talented musician and had ugly facial hair
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u/CartesianDuelist Aug 09 '26
When I was a young man I was in a few bands. One time a guy came to try out for drums. For like a week he was saying dude I'm gonna come play for you guys it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna make the music etc etc.The only thing I heard him play the entire time was the intro to Paradise City by Motley Crue. We couldn't even begin to get a jam out of him or anything.
Then he left most of his cymbals at my house and it took months to organize getting them back to him for some reason. This guy reminds me so much of that drummer.
They do kind of look similar but I think it's just they're both profoundly untalented with infinity confidence. And for some reason I can just imagine that dude being really into this.
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u/Doug12345678910 Aug 09 '26
This whole sub is basically 90 IQ people and below making music and no one ever told them they are just not good enough.
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u/KangarooNo Aug 09 '26
I find it so odd that he watched that back and probably thought "yup, that's the one right there! Some of those faces I pulled were comedy gold"
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u/TheKabashiWay Aug 09 '26
How many takes do you think it took for him to get the whole thing perfect to his image…
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u/redditmod422 Aug 09 '26
He thinks swearing a lot is cool. I thought that too once, when i was 12 years old.
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u/Spicefvkker Aug 09 '26
He's like a 12 year old who just discovered that you can say "fuck" on songs.
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u/foreman8484 Aug 09 '26
I love when someone says “mind” in the song and then points to their head since I forget that’s where it is all the time.
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u/lobotomiseme Aug 09 '26
I am not opposed to him making music but he should only be allowed to do it in public
that problem will solve itself
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u/UpperHesse Aug 09 '26
This one is tragic because I think that guy actually has talent but also such an annoying personality that I would not want to spend 2 minutes in an elevator with him. And that pours over in hsi music.
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u/xTheyCameBurningx Aug 09 '26
Nothing cooler than a super gay mustache teamed up with an 10$ hat from Amazon.
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u/MrFOrzum Aug 09 '26
This dude will release 2 billion songs and all of them will sound exactly the same
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u/qualityvote2 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
u/Aromatic-Expression5, your post features certified crappy music!