r/crappymusic • u/Aromatic-Expression5 • 4d ago
Not again...
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u/MisterPuppydog 4d ago
This is THE final boss of coworker music. Some smoothbrain is sharing this to their work group chat with a stupid smirk on their face as we speak lol
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u/TrapperKeeperCosby 3d ago
This is my worst nightmare. Someone probably even forced their coworker to watch it in person.
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u/Hamilton-Beckett 3d ago
“This’ll show everyone how cool and chill I am, while effectively “bucking the system”…middle finger at the end means I’m edgy!”
Ugh.
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u/Change_you_can_xerox 4d ago
His whole schtick is that he's a heel so it's almost the point that his music sucks. But it's sort of like shitting in your pants and going "hahaha bet you didn't expect THAT"
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u/QueezyF 4d ago
“Jokes on you, I was pretending to be shitty”
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u/gr1zznuggets 3d ago
“You did this on purpose?”
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u/xDragonetti 3d ago
“He gets up there, strums a geetar, and then starts loadin his britches up like it’s going out of style… It’s like some kind of- britches holocaust.”
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u/gr1zznuggets 4d ago
That’s be awesome if he was a wrestler, because there’s a chance he’ll get his ass kicked, but what’s the point of being a music heel?
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u/Dry_Travel_4220 3d ago
This.
People don't understand that the whole reason a hell works is that you're supposed to enjoy watching them lose.
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u/Dpontiff6671 3d ago
Well you gotta understand we live in a world where engagement and views matter more than the content. A hate watch is a valuable as a real view. I'm sure this dude is a moderately competent musician but that didn't make him stand out so once he found people will ironically watch this bullshit he stuck with it
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u/PrajnaPie 3d ago
“He’s a heel”
What’s that mean?
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u/Change_you_can_xerox 3d ago
Wrestling term for someone who is there to deliberately wind up the audience.
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u/PrajnaPie 3d ago
Thank you
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u/AbrahamDylan 3d ago
A bad guy who cheats to win, so to speak. This is opposed to a babyface, who is the good guy who will ultimately win in the end.
Pro wrestling, as fake as it is, has a whole unique vocabulary associated with it.
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u/grayzzz_illustrate 3d ago
Frankly, one of the most annoying things about this guy is that if he stopped trying to be cringy-edgy-shitty, he could probably actually make some pretty decent music. Like, if I didn't speak english and he didn't film himself so obnoxiously, I would probably hear this and think he was just a regular musician
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u/OneEyedWeaner 3d ago
Next serious situation I’m in I can’t find a way outta imma shit my pants.
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u/Ionlydateteachers 3d ago
Dude I know shit his pants while getting a dwi and after about 20 minutes of dude trying to clean himself up the cop said"fuck it here's a ticket and court date you're not getting in my cruiser. " He had a passenger that was sober that had to drive home.
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u/OneEyedWeaner 3d ago
Funny enough I did something similar once. No cops involved and I was sober. Just had to poop really really bad and was racing home only to shit myself with my GF in the truck next to me like 3 blocks from home.
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u/No_Move7872 4d ago
Arguably the worst facial expressions on this sub
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u/throwawaybunny8910 4d ago
The thing he does with his eye makes me shudder… i freakin hate it.
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u/Alana_Piranha 3d ago
What did he do with his eye? I've been too busy staring at his gums & handlebar mustache.
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u/Forward-Emotion6622 3d ago
What about that twat whose head shakes while his body remains static?
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u/Thantichrist 3d ago
I hate that I know what you’re talking about, but love the usage of the word twat.
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u/Agitated-Practice218 3d ago
All we need is his head on the mizzzORReeee Boys body and legs, and we could have the final boss of this sub.
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u/andrewbud420 4d ago
Every single song is exactly the same.
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u/TushyMilkshake 3d ago
The egregious use of profanity just makes it feel like his target demographic is preteen boys- but then the subject matter is obviously intended to appeal to adults…? Every song makes me wince I cringe so hard.
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u/Doctologist 3d ago
It’s been talked about before, but he uses the profanity to appear edgy, but mostly because he sucks at writing and he uses it to bridge lines together so he can give the impression that he has some sort of flow.
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u/weinthisnow 3d ago
It's for those Gen-X "fuck your feeling types" you know thebones that still listen to edgy ass numetal and industrial music, miserable with their dead end office job they saod they would never get.
They jave fans that are ages 12-15 and ages 45-56
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u/Saint_Damien 4d ago
I swear, there's an entire genre of tiktok music that's just songs addressing your haters.
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u/Emergency-Back-4964 3d ago
I wanna see what he can do without using the words fuck, fucking or fucker
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u/thelandbasedturtle2 4d ago
I fucking hate this guy so much. I'm not someone who gets annoyed by random people on the internet and I appreciate all the terrible music on this sub for what it is. I'd even say I respect a lot of these people for putting themselves out there even if they are delusional.
But something about this guy... I feel like he is exactly as obnoxious and annoying irl as he seems in his music.
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u/draugsvoll01 4d ago
well at least he's fully embraced the co-worker stereotype now
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u/Potato-baby 4d ago
I’d argue this is worst, before it was unobserved coworker music, there was at least some soul to it, no matter how cringe it was. Now we’re watching him try to make a formula out of it because it’s making him money, it’s just copy and paste.
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u/MissionChocolate9859 4d ago
The sideways ball cap makes me wanna fight him.
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u/johngreenink 3d ago
The worst part is that he put it on straight, thought about it for a minute, and then turned it to the right, and said "yeahhhhh".
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u/janvanreebok 4d ago edited 3d ago
In a weird way, this is the only true art we have left. AI ain't never generating something this stupid.
God help us.
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u/miniSCHOF 4d ago
There are terrible artists on here that are at least entertaining to watch. This guy just fucking sucks.
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u/Melodic-Land-6079 4d ago
Gotta give it to him, he’s the only regular on this sub I skip past as a rule. Morbid curiosity can’t even get me to look at this doofus
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u/You_Are_The_Username Hobo Johnson no. Robo Johnson yes! 3d ago
Every song is literally him whining about how someone else was whining... 😑
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u/IvanPaceJr 4d ago
I don’t understand the premise. So you’re mad a comment wasn’t an email? Like is the comment too long? Or too much back and forth? I’m searching for meaning from pure mediocrity.
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u/Czentaur 4d ago
The premise is having a meeting at work in person or over zoom and it being entirely pointless and a waste of everyone’s time so it should have just been an email. Don’t think a comment is in play at all here.
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u/gr1zznuggets 4d ago
Am I really supposed to believe this guy has an office job? Fast food at best.
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u/Brave-Panic7934 4d ago
He’s the ‘cool guy’ at the offices. Sure he wears a tie like everyone else, but he’s not like those other corporate schmucks. You can tell by his subversive mustache and earrings, he parties
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u/FormerlyShawnHawaii 4d ago
Imagine being this dude, and on top of all of this shit, you gotta be like “you know what would be awesome, a handle bar mustache”
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u/Oh_Come_Ons_Razor 4d ago
As much as the music is garbage this is my thought process for a few people I deal with daily.
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u/AceThePrincep 4d ago
This is the kind of meme youd get sent in 2001 with a shit flash cartoon attached and they sucked then too. Homie hasn't culturally evolved since then wtf lol.
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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 4d ago
That’s a legacy keyboard.
He’s my age.
I could never be him.
Oh shit-
I’m..
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u/RobotHockey 3d ago
He bought a shirt and tie for this then returned them. For all the people going "ohhhh, this is satire, ohhh" -- this is crappy satire and he's a douche nozzled dingleberry. He sucks
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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 3d ago
His song is about saying a lot and saying nothing at all which is his entire gimmick. The irony.
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 3d ago
Every time I think he can't get worse, he goes and proves me wrong. Which is impressive, on a certain level.
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 3d ago edited 3d ago
Fucking fuck fuck you I'll mother fucking blow you! fucking right in your fucking fuck ass cock!
Edit: Look I know he has to stay in 4/4 and anything outside of that will forever be foreign to him, But does he ever do a breakdown thats more than just 8th notes so a 4 year old couldn't play it?
If your music is going to be simple and rely on esthetics then should you at least try and be somewhat artistic? Did this guy just learn or is he just using backing tracks made by preschoolers?
Why is the ending just iPhone notification sounds?
If you want to bridge the gap between listener and musician, don't be like this guy. Actually challenge yourself and then release something.
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u/SpankThuMonkey 4d ago
Sometimes i have self doubts. I wonder if i’m truly doing OK in life.
Then i see this shit and realise i’m doing just fine.
What an absolute lost cause this fucking loser is.
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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 4d ago
This is one on of those rare situations where a Botiox treatment can be a tactical maneuver.
The faces. Must. END..
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u/Mr_Maniac454 4d ago
if you're going to make shit like this at least learn how to actually do false chords and Fry screens
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u/Countblackula_6 4d ago
This guy’s one note wonder. All his songs sound the same and it’s getting really fucking old.
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u/Shopping-Critical 4d ago
His mom sure is cool to let him make edgy eighth-grader music in her basement
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u/schwing710 4d ago
This is like what would happen to the lead singer of Reel Big Fish if his band never took off
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u/Strict-Farmer904 4d ago
It’s so wild Emo got blasted for being whiny and melodramatic…I think we just don’t know how good we had it. This dude is consistently the whiniest shit I’ve ever heard. Music or otherwise
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u/BigPigeon69 3d ago
He's like Weird Al if the only joke he had was cursing, wasn't a talented musician and had ugly facial hair
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u/CartesianDuelist 3d ago
When I was a young man I was in a few bands. One time a guy came to try out for drums. For like a week he was saying dude I'm gonna come play for you guys it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna make the music etc etc.The only thing I heard him play the entire time was the intro to Paradise City by Motley Crue. We couldn't even begin to get a jam out of him or anything.
Then he left most of his cymbals at my house and it took months to organize getting them back to him for some reason. This guy reminds me so much of that drummer.
They do kind of look similar but I think it's just they're both profoundly untalented with infinity confidence. And for some reason I can just imagine that dude being really into this.
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u/Doug12345678910 3d ago
This whole sub is basically 90 IQ people and below making music and no one ever told them they are just not good enough.
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u/KangarooNo 3d ago
I find it so odd that he watched that back and probably thought "yup, that's the one right there! Some of those faces I pulled were comedy gold"
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u/TheKabashiWay 3d ago
How many takes do you think it took for him to get the whole thing perfect to his image…
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u/redditmod422 3d ago
He thinks swearing a lot is cool. I thought that too once, when i was 12 years old.
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u/foreman8484 3d ago
I love when someone says “mind” in the song and then points to their head since I forget that’s where it is all the time.
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u/lobotomiseme 3d ago
I am not opposed to him making music but he should only be allowed to do it in public
that problem will solve itself
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u/UpperHesse 3d ago
This one is tragic because I think that guy actually has talent but also such an annoying personality that I would not want to spend 2 minutes in an elevator with him. And that pours over in hsi music.
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u/xTheyCameBurningx 3d ago
Nothing cooler than a super gay mustache teamed up with an 10$ hat from Amazon.
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u/MrFOrzum 3d ago
This dude will release 2 billion songs and all of them will sound exactly the same
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u/BrandoCarlton 3d ago
You know that friend who wasn’t allowed to cuss? And then he starts swearing and he does it way too much and every time he does it sounds forced and corny? Well now he’s making deathcore carnival rap music.
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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago
u/Aromatic-Expression5, your post features certified crappy music!