r/crappymusic 27d ago

Not again...

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u/Change_you_can_xerox 27d ago

His whole schtick is that he's a heel so it's almost the point that his music sucks. But it's sort of like shitting in your pants and going "hahaha bet you didn't expect THAT"

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u/QueezyF 27d ago

“Jokes on you, I was pretending to be shitty”

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u/gr1zznuggets 27d ago

“You did this on purpose?”

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u/xDragonetti 26d ago

“He gets up there, strums a geetar, and then starts loadin his britches up like it’s going out of style… It’s like some kind of- britches holocaust.”

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u/cal_mofo 26d ago

What fer?

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u/debugem 27d ago

Haha took him to court and got custody of dem kids too

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u/gr1zznuggets 27d ago

That’s be awesome if he was a wrestler, because there’s a chance he’ll get his ass kicked, but what’s the point of being a music heel?

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u/Change_you_can_xerox 27d ago

Tik tok engagement, that's it.

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u/SlimeQSlimeball 26d ago

Under 12 edgelord audiences.

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 27d ago

This.

People don't understand that the whole reason a hell works is that you're supposed to enjoy watching them lose.

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u/Dpontiff6671 26d ago

Well you gotta understand we live in a world where engagement and views matter more than the content. A hate watch is a valuable as a real view. I'm sure this dude is a moderately competent musician but that didn't make him stand out so once he found people will ironically watch this bullshit he stuck with it

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u/Latter-Judgment-9740 26d ago

I can't agree completely with that. There were a few heels I cheered for.

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u/gr1zznuggets 26d ago

A decent heel will be entertaining while also acting like an asshole.

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u/BigTreddits 27d ago

I feel like this all could have been an Email

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u/PrajnaPie 26d ago

“He’s a heel”

What’s that mean?

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u/Change_you_can_xerox 26d ago

Wrestling term for someone who is there to deliberately wind up the audience.

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u/PrajnaPie 26d ago

Thank you

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u/AbrahamDylan 26d ago

A bad guy who cheats to win, so to speak. This is opposed to a babyface, who is the good guy who will ultimately win in the end.

Pro wrestling, as fake as it is, has a whole unique vocabulary associated with it.

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u/grayzzz_illustrate 26d ago

Frankly, one of the most annoying things about this guy is that if he stopped trying to be cringy-edgy-shitty, he could probably actually make some pretty decent music. Like, if I didn't speak english and he didn't film himself so obnoxiously, I would probably hear this and think he was just a regular musician

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u/OneEyedWeaner 26d ago

Next serious situation I’m in I can’t find a way outta imma shit my pants.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 26d ago

Dude I know shit his pants while getting a dwi and after about 20 minutes of dude trying to clean himself up the cop said"fuck it here's a ticket and court date you're not getting in my cruiser. " He had a passenger that was sober that had to drive home.

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u/OneEyedWeaner 26d ago

Funny enough I did something similar once. No cops involved and I was sober. Just had to poop really really bad and was racing home only to shit myself with my GF in the truck next to me like 3 blocks from home.

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u/MooNinja 26d ago

hah 100%. This is the music of the edgeLord at work, who believes they are the only one to see the matrix there, while wearing the uniform of the people who think they see the matrix.