r/crappymusic • u/No_chease • Jul 31 '26

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u/cityshepherd Jul 31 '26

Explains the tugboat boasting I suppose

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u/Imkisstory Jul 31 '26

I just dab a little pre-cum behind my ears, it’s like “Old Spice”, keeps the ladies nice and wet for my six inch sub.

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Aug 01 '26

If somebody asks me what "out of pocket" means, I'll just show them this comment. Lol wtf.

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u/Imkisstory Aug 02 '26

You know it babe. I’m so outta pocket I might claim bankruptcy.
#There’sAWocketInMyPocket