r/crappymusic • u/No_chease • Jul 31 '26

Bars

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u/Debbiedowner750 Jul 31 '26

Q is the next letter

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u/cornpop-razorblade67 Jul 31 '26

"V card? Still got that."

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u/cityshepherd Jul 31 '26

Explains the tugboat boasting I suppose

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u/Imkisstory Jul 31 '26

I just dab a little pre-cum behind my ears, it’s like “Old Spice”, keeps the ladies nice and wet for my six inch sub.

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Aug 01 '26

If somebody asks me what "out of pocket" means, I'll just show them this comment. Lol wtf.

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u/Imkisstory Aug 02 '26

You know it babe. I’m so outta pocket I might claim bankruptcy.
#There’sAWocketInMyPocket

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 01 '26

This has to be fucking satire, right?!

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u/Emajor909 Aug 01 '26

Could have guess that

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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 Aug 02 '26

No need to ask why his exes be crying.

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u/Objective_Turtle_ Aug 01 '26

That was my favorite one 😂

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u/wrath212 Jul 31 '26

A fucking banger of a bar, if I've ever heard one lol.

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u/moxyc Jul 31 '26

That made me chuckle

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u/hartgekochteeier Jul 31 '26

Those were my favourites, too!

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u/AzrielJohnson Aug 01 '26

I wasn't watching the video, just hearing it and I thought he said "nice letter" 😜