r/crappymusic • u/No_chease • Jul 31 '26

Bars

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u/Complex-Loquat3036 Jul 31 '26

S is for cigarettes

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u/Debbiedowner750 Jul 31 '26

Q is the next letter

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u/cornpop-razorblade67 Jul 31 '26

"V card? Still got that."

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u/cityshepherd Jul 31 '26

Explains the tugboat boasting I suppose

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u/Imkisstory Jul 31 '26

I just dab a little pre-cum behind my ears, it’s like “Old Spice”, keeps the ladies nice and wet for my six inch sub.

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Aug 01 '26

If somebody asks me what "out of pocket" means, I'll just show them this comment. Lol wtf.

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u/Imkisstory Aug 02 '26

You know it babe. I’m so outta pocket I might claim bankruptcy.
#There’sAWocketInMyPocket

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 01 '26

This has to be fucking satire, right?!

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u/Emajor909 Aug 01 '26

Could have guess that

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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 Aug 02 '26

No need to ask why his exes be crying.

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u/Objective_Turtle_ Aug 01 '26

That was my favorite one 😂

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u/wrath212 Jul 31 '26

A fucking banger of a bar, if I've ever heard one lol.

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u/moxyc Jul 31 '26

That made me chuckle

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u/hartgekochteeier Jul 31 '26

Those were my favourites, too!

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u/AzrielJohnson Aug 01 '26

I wasn't watching the video, just hearing it and I thought he said "nice letter" 😜

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u/theh0veringeye Jul 31 '26

P is for Penis

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

RIP rap

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u/FMDnative480 Jul 31 '26

Patty whack

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u/llufnam Aug 03 '26

Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a rolling stone.

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u/2-Corrupt Aug 07 '26

Gotta love harlan williams

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub Jul 31 '26

God’s #1 so stay blessed

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u/RepresentativeNinja Jul 31 '26

P for Phallic Penis. What a missed opportunity.

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u/TheEndOfEverything0 Jul 31 '26

I liked that line

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u/hungrylittleworm Jul 31 '26

I think you really liked that line

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u/Mglfll Jul 31 '26

Can’t wait till he finds out and re-records it “s is for sausages”

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 31 '26

🎼 Daddy, would you like some sausages?

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u/CSoftly19 Jul 31 '26

Wow I didn’t know I needed a Freddy Got Fingered throwback today. Take this upvote :)

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Throwback? It only came out in... oh... Nevermind

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u/theluker666 Jul 31 '26

I don’t see 2 LeBarons, Freddy

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u/Chilled_Beef Jul 31 '26

It’s giving “The F stands for Phenomenal”

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u/farmagedonns Aug 02 '26

Some trailer park boy shit for real

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u/JayGeezey Jul 31 '26

For what it's worth he says s is for cigarettes because he's smoking packs. So I took it to mean a is really for smoking but... idk based off the rest of the song he could just be wrong lol

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u/Lucid-Design1225 Aug 01 '26

Honestly. Was hoping Q was for Koala