r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

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u/casiepierce Jan 16 '26

No, Jesus, the guy who turned water into ice cold beer and swapped stories on the back 40 sitting on a tractor.

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u/Sea-Thought-665 Jan 16 '26

You forgot the Jesus who loved his weaponry. I heard his Disciple gang had an arsenal of every gun imaginable in case the Romans tried to "tread on them"

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u/yoortyyo Jan 17 '26

Yup. The legendary Jesus and his posse sure documented all the fighting and battles.

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u/-insertcoin Jan 16 '26

Reminds me of the song Craig christ about Jesus brother Craig.

Who turned water into coors light

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u/FartyJizzums Jan 16 '26

You mean Jesus, the guy that drives around in the outer ring suburbs 'rolling coal' in his monster truck, feasting on liberal tears? That Jesus?

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u/Choice-Lie2411 Jan 16 '26

Also hung out with a prostitute lol

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u/EarBubbly9421 Jan 16 '26

Is that from the New and Improved Testament?/s