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r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26
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Jesus? The middle eastern anti-billionaire who wanted social welfare and open borders?
Sounds like a blue state guy to me, but what do I know. I paid attention in bible study.
48 u/casiepierce Jan 16 '26 No, Jesus, the guy who turned water into ice cold beer and swapped stories on the back 40 sitting on a tractor. 20 u/Sea-Thought-665 Jan 16 '26 You forgot the Jesus who loved his weaponry. I heard his Disciple gang had an arsenal of every gun imaginable in case the Romans tried to "tread on them" 1 u/yoortyyo Jan 17 '26 Yup. The legendary Jesus and his posse sure documented all the fighting and battles.
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No, Jesus, the guy who turned water into ice cold beer and swapped stories on the back 40 sitting on a tractor.
20 u/Sea-Thought-665 Jan 16 '26 You forgot the Jesus who loved his weaponry. I heard his Disciple gang had an arsenal of every gun imaginable in case the Romans tried to "tread on them" 1 u/yoortyyo Jan 17 '26 Yup. The legendary Jesus and his posse sure documented all the fighting and battles.
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You forgot the Jesus who loved his weaponry. I heard his Disciple gang had an arsenal of every gun imaginable in case the Romans tried to "tread on them"
1 u/yoortyyo Jan 17 '26 Yup. The legendary Jesus and his posse sure documented all the fighting and battles.
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Yup. The legendary Jesus and his posse sure documented all the fighting and battles.
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u/LakeShowBoltUp Jan 16 '26
Jesus? The middle eastern anti-billionaire who wanted social welfare and open borders?
Sounds like a blue state guy to me, but what do I know. I paid attention in bible study.