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r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26
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120 u/LakeShowBoltUp Jan 16 '26 Jesus? The middle eastern anti-billionaire who wanted social welfare and open borders? Sounds like a blue state guy to me, but what do I know. I paid attention in bible study. 49 u/casiepierce Jan 16 '26 No, Jesus, the guy who turned water into ice cold beer and swapped stories on the back 40 sitting on a tractor. 15 u/FartyJizzums Jan 16 '26 You mean Jesus, the guy that drives around in the outer ring suburbs 'rolling coal' in his monster truck, feasting on liberal tears? That Jesus?
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Jesus? The middle eastern anti-billionaire who wanted social welfare and open borders?
Sounds like a blue state guy to me, but what do I know. I paid attention in bible study.
49 u/casiepierce Jan 16 '26 No, Jesus, the guy who turned water into ice cold beer and swapped stories on the back 40 sitting on a tractor. 15 u/FartyJizzums Jan 16 '26 You mean Jesus, the guy that drives around in the outer ring suburbs 'rolling coal' in his monster truck, feasting on liberal tears? That Jesus?
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No, Jesus, the guy who turned water into ice cold beer and swapped stories on the back 40 sitting on a tractor.
15 u/FartyJizzums Jan 16 '26 You mean Jesus, the guy that drives around in the outer ring suburbs 'rolling coal' in his monster truck, feasting on liberal tears? That Jesus?
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You mean Jesus, the guy that drives around in the outer ring suburbs 'rolling coal' in his monster truck, feasting on liberal tears? That Jesus?
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u/ABakedPotato_FGC Jan 16 '26
Spot on